Postmortem Postmortem for August 16th

[Flip: Draw 2]

Oh, the server experienced an "issue" hmmm?
That's what Xull Jinping always says when he wants to silence opposition. DON'T BELIEVE HIS LIES, BROTHERS.

 

[Red Hood]

So take me away
I don't mind
Long as you promise me to be
BACK IN TIME

 

[440088]

Being mostly a deathfat follower.... their cycles just repeat over and over again. Nothing was lost, lol. (most certainly not any pounds)

 

[Null]

@Null

I'm sure you've already been asked this but have you considered migrating the MySQL server to MongoDB?

kill yourself

 

[King Fructose]

Oh damn, my reply comparing a hypothetical relationship between ALR and Eugenia Cooney to Eric Cartman and Starvin' Marvin is lost forever

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

No one cares about shitposting that was lost. The Taliban took over Afghanistan and hundreds of posts documenting global affairs have been lost. I hope people can repost

 

[awoo]

The null lolcow page and Cripplewheels were right. He does suck at databases

 

[Darksy DePhil]

Null has reversed time with his Stand power: Bites Za Dusto Breaks Za Dick

 

[Andrew Neiman]

 

[New & Improved Username]

All my insightful comments and stickers lost
Does this mean the Ethan Ralph baby news can go away?

 

[Shanndog]

I wish we could do a roll back on Chris' life
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LOL he still looks like a fetal alcohol effects child
doomed from the start

 

[Dom Cruise]

So, is this permanent? We're simply not going to get those posts back?

 

[Cow Poly]

Is “server acting gay” a technical term I’m not familiar with?

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

All that shitposting gone.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Oh damn, my reply comparing a hypothetical relationship between ALR and Eugenia Cooney to Eric Cartman and Starvin' Marvin is lost forever

LAWD CURTIS THE POT ROAST

 

[Cool Dog]

So thats where 6 days of my intellectual diatribes have gone

Like dust in a queef

 

[3MMA]

Is “server acting gay” a technical term I’m not familiar with?

Yes.
When a server is inclined to swing a certain way, & makes moves on another sever, also referred to as an “eccentric Uncle,” or “Aunt who never married,” these two servers live together as roommates. Nothing else to it, but to call it like it is. Do they even teach basic sys ops anymore at MIT, these days?

 

[Shitty User Stole a Good Name]

OH GOD ITS GROUNDHOG DAY

 

[A Series Of Tubes]

I wish we could do a roll back on Chris' life
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That soulless, utterly devoid of any understanding or awareness thousand yard stare will never stop being horrifying.

 

[Govt. Shitposting Machine]

Well if there's something to say about this it's that Null's sysadmin mishaps make me feel quite a bit better about my own lol holy moly