Post your horrible horrible cooking - Not all of us can be Julia Child

[Betonhaus]

Today for lunch I threw together something quick, with Heinz maple flavored beans, a can of corned beef, oatmeal, and Montreal steak spice. It smelled pretty good while cooking but has the appearance of apple-raspberry crumble. And if this is flavor town then flavor town is a failed state full of crackheads and Pajeets.

 

[Blue Flying Leaf]

It is fine if it gets you by. It's more sanitary than going to restaurant and having pajeet touch it

 

[Brenda Holiday]

That sounds pretty tasty though.
I once attempted to make 15 bean soup and didn't watch it and all the broth soaked up and evaporated and I was left with a pot of mystery mash. Just one giant mass of bean paste.

 

[Betonhaus]

That sounds pretty tasty though.

It was. it would be good in a burrito with crunchy lettuce and rice.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

That sounds pretty tasty though.
I once attempted to make 15 bean soup and didn't watch it and all the broth soaked up and evaporated and I was left with a pot of mystery mash. Just one giant mass of bean paste.

How were you gonna get full on eating just 15 beans?

 

[Betonhaus]

How were you gonna get full on eating just 15 beans?

It sounds like it's supposed to be 15 different types of beans, but are there even that many types of beans in the world?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

It sounds like it's supposed to be 15 different types of beans, but are there even that many types of beans in the world?

1. Green beans
2. Jelly beans
3. Mexican jumping beans
4. Pinto beans
5. Refried beans
6. Wax beans
7. Has beens
8. Could've beens
9. Mean beans
10. Yellow beans
11. Human beans
12. Broccoli
13. Creamed beans
14. Black beans
15. Corn

 

[Blue Flying Leaf]

If you eat that much beans, just eat some bread with it, else you'll get the shits. They are really low-tier not-really-nutritious food
Fry them with ham fat to get at least some of the taste back

 

[Ultrapenguin]

If you eat that much beans, just eat some bread with it, else you'll get the shits. They are really low-tier not-really-nutritious food
Fry them with ham fat to get at least some of the taste back

What fat nigger shit are you talking about? Who's getting the shits from eating beans? Beans are known as a very nutritious food, they've got protein and shit. How does adding simple carbs to your beans improve the situation? Are you british and eat beans on toast? Why are you so overweight irl?

I'm offended right now at this online disinformation. Get out of here with the anti-bean propaganda.

1. Green beans
2. Jelly beans
3. Mexican jumping beans
4. Pinto beans
5. Refried beans
6. Wax beans
7. Has beens
8. Could've beens
9. Mean beans
10. Yellow beans
11. Human beans
12. Broccoli
13. Creamed beans
14. Black beans
15. Corn

Smol beans UwU

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

I recently learned that the smoke alarm is actually not a kitchen timer

 

[oldTireWater]

Heinz maple flavored beans, a can of corned beef, oatmeal, and Montreal steak spice

I personally don't care for corned beef but the only real sin there is maple flavored beans. Oatmeal goes with anything.

I eat a lot of frozen broccoli because one must, but I don't enjoy it all that much so I tend to mix it in with other things. I once tried mixing it into refried beans in a tortilla. A bean and broccoli burrito. The taste was inferior, but the texture was absolutely appalling. Your mileage may vary.

I have recently taken to baking loafs of flour, oatmeal, barley, quinoa, egg, yogurt, and protein powder. I'm really happy with it as a pre-workout food.

If I ever write a cookbook I will title it "Yes, faggot, I CAN afford to eat better, but I CHOOSE not to!"

 

[The Crack Spiders Bitch]

Tonight's Entree was "Le clipped weenie"

And for mains we had "fish clunge"

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

I recently learned that the smoke alarm is actually not a kitchen timer

I don't trust my fire alarm. It doesn't react if there's a (brief but smoky) oil fire. But it starts honking if I'm toasting bread or shower before 6am. If there's ever a real fire I will die in my sleep.

 

[Betonhaus]

Tonight I'm going to try to make some oatmeal breakfast bars. The recipe calls for oatmeal, peanut butter, and bananas; but I'm going to add chocolate chips, sliced almonds, golden raisins, and honey to it and hope for the best.

 

[Betonhaus]

They turned out pretty yummy but the raisins do clash with the chocolate so next time I need to pick one or the other. They are gooier then intended so I'm re-baking some as seperate bars and then I'll try dehydrating one to see how well that works.