Post Your Favorite Intrusive Thoughts

[User names must be unique]

How I would move through the environment i'm walking through if the region was full of hostiles forces I was trying to evade. positions I could lie in ambush in to attack forces moving along the paths of least resistance and how I could quickly escape that position.

In all levels except physical, I am a guerrilla.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Nothing is stopping me from buying stupid collectibles and burning them.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

I should flick that guys ear.

 

[Silver Higgs]

I hate niggers.
Use ballpin hammer and SMASH his kids heads in.
Burn it to the ground, do it pussy
no
do it
no
do it you fucking faggot
get out of my head nigger
okay.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

Go ahead and do it. No one will miss the asshole.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Eins, zwei, drei, die beste Partei und
Vier, fünf, sechs, der beste Konnex mit
Sieben, acht, der Warszawa-Pakt und
Neun, dein besten Freund

 

[Divine right to rule]

Every time a see a black person in my home-country I think about coining a word in German to be as insulting as "Nigger" in english, because we have nothing comparable.

 

[Retarded INTP]

I could be playing System Shock right now instead of dealing with your pointless bullshit

 

[Forklift Certified]

Death penalty without farming the convict organs to shorten waiting list or move medical sciences forward is bigger waste than the pacific floating garbage patch.

 

[Dofu]

What does ink taste like?

 

[The Last Stand]

Some of these people that call about their phones, why have a smartphone if you barely know how to use it?

 

[Calvin Gabriel]

Casually misgendering my troon coworker then immediatelly carrying on with the conversation before he can get a word in so that he has no time to correct me.

I actually did it twice.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

I was told this was not a spam board.

 

[not william stenchever]

Whenever someone brings the backpack hellbomb in Helldivers I have to resist the urge to activate it while it's still on their back without them noticing.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

No thoughts
Head empty

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Whenever I hear somebody say "Whole heartedly" I instinctually say "Whole fartedly" in my head.

 

[TheRetardKing]

So that's what a Super Split is.

 

[ChompChomp]

Suicide

...but not for me!