Post something incredibly autistic but shockingly true

[AF 802]

Autism is not a real disease, but rather a set of learned traits created by the pharmaceutical industry and doctors to sell medications to keep the children docile and utterly worthless.

 

[Rokko]

Your existence!!1

 

[The Flawless Gazelles]

op sucks dick

 

[Richardo Retardo]

Most Autistic people don't even take medication.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

I would but I was advised not to post my picture on this websight.

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

Global warming is a scam/hoax/boondoggle that is funneling money to russia and ironically will end up leading to economic disaster, and a shitload of coal burning. Since global warming is fake this will not cause global warming, but will cause a smog epidemic, and the average life expectancy worldwide will drop by 20 years.

Well I met at least half the requirements for the thread.

 

[ES 148]

Global warming is a scam/hoax/boondoggle that is funneling money to russia and ironically will end up leading to economic disaster, and a shitload of coal burning. Since global warming is fake this will not cause global warming, but will cause a smog epidemic, and the average life expectancy worldwide will drop by 20 years.

Well I met at least half the requirements for the thread.

The autistic part

 

[Beta Faggot]

Celebrities are injecting liquefied baby foreskins into their faces because vanity

 

[Rand /pol/]

I had sex with your mother

 

[Girl Interrupted]

Does this have the relevant 'tism n troof content?


https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...FjAFegQIBhAB&usg=AOvVaw2JSUzCYyBScS5Tk2kXAAJQ


This was truly one of those "is this an April fools/joke?" moments..
Except it was published in October and not a joke.

 

[FeverGlitch]

Traps are gay

 

[Curt Sibling]

Autism is caused by poisonous mercury tooth fillings in the parents.

 

[Burgers in the ass]

The rate of contemplating or attempting suicide in autistic children is 28 times higher then in regular children.

 

[kyle2252]

The holocaust never happened.

 

[Commander Keen]

Being homosexual is a fetish, nothing more and nothing less. Same as being a furry, a scat muncher, a piss drinker, licking feet, or having sex with cars.

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

I have always wondered why vampires do not exist in Africa. Then I realized holy water kills them, and they bless the rain down in Africa.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Albinos in Africa get slaughtered for their body parts. This includes children.

 

[SweetDee]

Some guy got shot in the chest with an arrow by a notoriously unwelcoming tribe, and only his Bible saved his life. Then he went back.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

about a hundred dollars

 

[Guts Gets Some]

My Hero Academia is actually popular in 2018, despite being literally the most standard fucking anime ever made.