Porn Parodies

Terrorist dijo:
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anime was a mistake
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There's a sequel that I saw at an FYE a couple times before.
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trombonista dijo:
That's the art I remember seeing. Wait, that was a sequel?
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I assumed, seeing the "Return of the..."
The full title is "Sailor and the Seven Ballz 2: Return of the Ballz".

IMDb dijo:
The heroes and heroines of the infamous Sailor and the Seven Ballz are back for an all-new sexcapade with even more of your favorite anime characters. Filled with intergalactic lust, S&M battles, tentacle terror and hardcore action, power up to a debauched and depraved level that's definitely not for the easily offended!
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I swear every time I go to the Fye at my local mall they allways have like 8 unsold copies of Sailor Moon and the 7 balls. I always check and its like, yep still there. I heard that due a bunch of factors, there really isn't a market for Hentai dvds in the U.S anymore.
 
Has nobody mentioned 12 Inches a Slave?
I had heard rumors that it existed but never laid eyes upon it personally myself...until one fateful day, accompanied by my best friend, we ventured into the "back room" of a lingerie store. There, upon a rack, was in fact the fabled movie. 12 Inches a Slave. The woman who worked there said it was pretty good, but I did not dare to purchase it.
 
PolexiaAphrodisia dijo:
Has nobody mentioned 12 Inches a Slave?
I had heard rumors that it existed but never laid eyes upon it personally myself...until one fateful day, accompanied by my best friend, we ventured into the "back room" of a lingerie store. There, upon a rack, was in fact the fabled movie. 12 Inches a Slave. The woman who worked there said it was pretty good, but I did not dare to purchase it.
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So.. what would the plot be?

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They're slaves to cock! Black cock! Erin Moore, Kyanna Lee, Mika Tan, Sheila Marie and Aline, each chained to 12" of thick, black meat... desperate for it... in their mouths, pussies, asses, everywhere. And if they can take a load to the face, all the better. Hot Mess presents 12 Inches A Slave... with two scorching anals, five spewing facials, and five lilly white chicks ravaged by big black bucks... and loving every minute of it!
Not even like the source materials.
 
PolexiaAphrodisia dijo:
Well, according to a brief Google search, five white girls on one big black cock. I guess that's as much plot as you need in a movie called 12 Inches A Slave.
I didn't see the source material, alas.
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Much as he has a talent for fucking, I just can't get into boy/girl unless the cock looks like mine.
 
Brazzers will be releasing a porn parody of Pokemon GO titled "Pornstar GO XXX Parody" on Monday, August 8th.
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Synopsis from Brazzer's webpage:
Brazzers dijo:
While logging onto Brazzers mobile, Jordi El Niño Polla discovers that all the world’s premier pornstars have disappeared from the world's best porn site! Jordi decides that he needs to catch them all and embarks on an adventure to seek out the hottest pornstars (Ella Hughes, Alexa Tomas, Patty Michova) and bring them back to Brazzers where they belong. By using the Pornstar Go app on his phone, Jordi will soon find out that Ella, Alexa and Patty don’t want to be caught—they're just wild sluts looking to suck and fuck some cock!
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For those who are curious to see it, the site has a 2 day trial membership for a dollar.
 
That Pikachu looks so tortured. I wonder what she's thinking.
"I wanted to be a veterinarian. I was going to apply to Stanford. I tell my grandma that I act in independent films so she won't be ashamed of me."
 
Jaiman dijo:
There's a sequel that I saw at an FYE a couple times before.
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I think this was made by the same people who made Star Ballz which it is a star wars parody, yes it has Goku in it (as a combination of Luke and Han) and Sailor Moon (as Leia)

I have seen it...It is god-awful. It barely has a script. The story is mainly told through pop culture references that have little to NO context within the actual story, and almost every time don't work as a response to the previous culture reference/joke.

I feel like they didn't get the actors a script so much as they asked them to speak their favorite quotes from movies they like and make sex noises, and then cobbled it together into a movie.

Also, despite the film being only like, 40 minutes long, it drags on for AGES...

Oh also of note, this porn parody has the dubious honor of actually being sued by George Lucas
 
Galvatron dijo:
I think this was made by the same people who made Star Ballz which it is a star wars parody, yes it has Goku in it (as a combination of Luke and Han) and Sailor Moon (as Leia)

I have seen it...It is god-awful. It barely has a script. The story is mainly told through pop culture references that have little to NO context within the actual story, and almost every time don't work as a response to the previous culture reference/joke.

I feel like they didn't get the actors a script so much as they asked them to speak their favorite quotes from movies they like and make sex noises, and then cobbled it together into a movie.

Also, despite the film being only like, 40 minutes long, it drags on for AGES...

Oh also of note, this porn parody has the dubious honor of actually being sued by George Lucas
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Oh my god.
 
Apparently the porn parody of suicide squad AND BvS made more sense than the original movies.
 
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