Porn and Porncows

[Waffle Iron]

Tattoos do have meaning for these people, the disconnect here is that the meaning is stupid.

ETA: The irony of a guy getting oriental characters tattooed on his wrists and calling out other's tattoos is palpable. Especially since you being in the army when you got them means you were probably some drunk off your ass nineteen year old E2 when you did it.

Imagine falling for a 15 year old 4chan copypasta.

BTW, here is my wolvenstein tattoo.

 

[Mound Dweller]

Imagine falling for a 15 year old 4chan copypasta.

Wait you mean it doesn't read "fish'n'chips"?

 

[Unimaginative Username]

Meanwhile the boys get raped by their sheboon aunts

And end up with a Thousand Island stare.

 

[Tyronneasaurus Rex]

Anri Okita was the gold standard for Japanese pornstars and I have yet to see any of these other bitches come close to her. And I don't think any ever will. There, I said it.

She also never fucked niggers on camera so there's that too.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

The irony of a guy getting oriental characters tattooed on his wrists and calling out other's tattoos is palpable

The irony of a guy falling for the most obvious shitpost of all time while purporting to be smarter than the guy making the shitpost is palpable

This is from 2024.

Spoiler: Bogged

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Her recent ones look like she honestly balanced it now. As in, from whatever is on her main socials now, she looks better than whatever the fuck was before.

Who sees this and thinks "wow that's hot I wanna fuck that"

Genuinely bizarre.

 

[Zorak Prison Pod]

Well I've decided to embark on a career as a porn star, and the first step is to get my (real) last name tattooed on my chest, like an absolute endless moron.

 

[Bonesjones]

Tattoos are a socially acceptable form of self harm. It's why every teenage girl started getting them in the 90s and cutting disappeared.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

A good measure is compare black women rap in the early 90s to today. Very different and much lower IQ. Negresses they promoted were much thinner. They’d have a little more ass but these days it’s just fat nigger asses being the only acceptable type.

Not even niggers really find slobs like Lizzo attractive, though. They might pump one of them after da club closes for the night, but they don't keep them around.

 

[Bonesjones]

Not even niggers really find slobs like Lizzo attractive, though. They might pump one of them after da club closes for the night, but they don't keep them around.

It's why they love doggy style, so they can imagine its someone hotter (or more likely a dude)

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Not even niggers really find slobs like Lizzo attractive, though. They might pump one of them after da club closes for the night, but they don't keep them around.

Niggers don't keep the hot ones around either once they knock them up.

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

how the fuck aletta ocean is 2 years younger than me. i have know her forever

 

[moocow]

how the fuck aletta ocean is 2 years younger than me. i have know her forever

lol you cranky old fart, two years older than the fucking universe itself and all.

 

[Catpain Blackudder]

Not even niggers really find slobs like Lizzo attractive, though. They might pump one of them after da club closes for the night, but they don't keep them around.

Niggers don't keep the hot ones around either once they knock them up.

You're both being disgustingly culturally insensitive.

It only makes sense that people with a history of starvation and cannibalism would want to keep such an abundant source of calories around. They're just thinking ahead.

 

[Milton Luther Keynes]

how the fuck aletta ocean is 2 years younger than me. i have know her forever

Pretty sure that means you're the same age as Angela White...

Spoiler: Before everyone else jumps in and says it

...who is fat...

Spoiler: Honesty

...and who I would have sex with.

 

[MyBallsItch]

Niggers don't keep the hot ones around either once they knock them up.

I do have to give it to Gypsies, they do a lot of despicable things, but being a dead beat dad isn't one of them.
They might beat their wife and rape their kids, but it's something.

Pretty sure that means you're the same age as Angela White...

Spoiler: Before everyone else jumps in and says it

...who is fat...

Spoiler: Honesty

...and who I would have sex with.

The problem with porn stars isn't that someone would have sex with them (that's their entire market appeal) but how people would have sex with them. There's a rule among prostitutes that they won't kiss clients they're not attracted to, and that goes both ways - if you want to have sex with a porn star, who the fuck cares, if you want to kiss one though, that's sad.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

The problem with porn stars isn't that someone would have sex with them (that's their entire market appeal) but how people would have sex with them. There's a rule among prostitutes that they won't kiss clients they're not attracted to, and that goes both ways - if you want to have sex with a porn star, who the fuck cares, if you want to kiss one though, that's sad.

Makes me wonder how many tech industry autimos hires them and approach them like Borat when they walk through the door.

 

[East_Clintwood]

if you want to kiss one though, that's sad.

But what if they were a mush-mouthed gimp faced retard like Russell Greer and the whore kissed them in a way that helps with their disability, is that still sad?*


*That's rhetorical we all know it is in fact even sadder and more pathetic.

 

[moocow]

Pretty sure that means you're the same age as Angela White...who is fat...and who I would have sex with.

She's got a great body and an astonishingly stupid brain and mouth (so a typical porn star in that regard).

The only thing that makes me hesitant to eagerly agree with you though is knowing just how much black has to be scraped off (and out) of her first before taking a turn. She's easily done hundreds of scenes at this point and I fucking swear half or more are coal burning sessions. When she invariably winds up pregnant, she'll get a mutt for sure just from god damn osmosis even if it's a white swimmer wot makes it to the egg first.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

how the fuck aletta ocean is 2 years younger than me. i have know her forever

You fap to that plastic human doll?

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

Yes