💬 Off-Topic Pooners of Grindr - "Doods" with "bonus holes" on the dick and balls app

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Like, there must be something really wrong if she’s that desperate for attention.

Her look screams, "I HAVE BAGGAGE!"

Thirty years ago she would have been really into Tori Amos.

 

[PandaChai]

Thirty years ago she would have been really into Tori Amos.

Hey! I resemble that remark.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

On her twitter bio it says "Pescetarian (I eat chicken)" is this some euphemism or is she really, really fucking retard? Reminds me of Staph the Womb Wizard calling herself asexual but she wants to suck girldique and "fucks her ghosts" on the reg and talks about sex an awful lot. Weird creatures.

Jessica Simpson pooner?

 

[Ikea Shelf]

Chick went on Grinder during a work trip and ended up getting railed by not one but two “bi” guys. She then went on r\ftm to brag about it.

Spoiler: The Bro

 

[Bookwork]

Why, yes, 40 year old pooners really drive the bi boys crazy. All it takes is confidence!

 

[Feefee81093]

I like how she's posing as a guy would, showing off the abbs like, "you wanna go all the way down?" but there's nothing there except for disappointment. I feel for the fags. This shit would make me sad.

 

[Mad_Dog]

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Why, yes, 40 year old pooners really drive the bi boys crazy. All it takes is confidence!

We all know "bi" guys on grindr are just desperate guys how can't get poon, so they settle for sex with men. Of course they'll fuck the first pooner they meet on that cursed app, it's probably the only pussy they'll get for the next few years.

 

[ZsaZsaBinks]

I know why these women want to be gay men, but they don’t know what they are getting themselves into when entering the gay dating scene. Gay men typically have high standards for what kinds of men they want to date, and tend to be turned off by men who are feminine or fat or ugly. The fact that most pooners are making themselves look the way they do goes to show how little they know about what gay men truly want. If they were cis gay men, and they were fat and femme, they wouldn’t have much luck getting laid.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Gay men typically have high standards for what kinds of men they want to date, and tend to be turned off by men who are feminine

Are twinks not considered feminine?

 

[scathefire]

Are twinks not considered feminine?

Not really, it basically just seems to mean "young and hairless".

 

[Male Idiot]

Are twinks not considered feminine?

Astolfo is likely there for bisexual man and women, not supergay Mr Butt Destroyer the Hirsuite.

 

[Baraadmirer]

Are twinks not considered feminine?

If you consider being slim and petit feminine traits, sure. But mannerism-wise no, not all twinks act fem. There's a subset of muscular men who are queenier than Elizabeth II.

 

[Lady Bizness]

I know why these women want to be gay men, but they don’t know what they are getting themselves into when entering the gay dating scene

I shudder to think about how little they know about the anal pounding they're getting into. What gay men do is exponentially different than that one time their highschool boyfriend put his pinky in her asshole.

 

[PandaChai]

Once more unto the breach.

First, some avatars;


And secondly a better look at your average English doooood;


edit: It should be noted that "h&h" stands for "high & horny", which for actual gay men unfortunately means meth, yes, even in merry ole England. My guess would be she means she's smoked a spliff.

 

[Beautiful Border]

I'm not a fag but i installed the app to see how many pooners I'd find. Surprisingly nothing worth posting from my area. On a side note the men on there are so desperate to fuck they don't even have to know what you look like to send a dick pic. Deleted shortly after.

Yeah, as funny as the idea of pooners being on Grindr is, as a phenomenon it's really not that common. Certainly less common than the reverse (autogynephilic troons on apps and dating sites intended for lesbians). Grindr is a funny app because it's full of horny uggos and dirty old men, not because of pooners.

 

[PandaChai]

pooners being on Grindr is . . . really not that common

That I could, at five o'clock in the morning, within no more than two-score miles of myself, in the most green and pleasant land of England, find no fewer than a decade of said creatures, should put such a notion firmly to rest.

 

[Constellationzero]

Oh, absolutely, I would've been happy myself if I were the poon'z wife/husband/whatever. Great lil' piece of evidence for court when I demand alimony for the next several years.

 

[RedMage]

It makes total sense why a lot of these people look methed out.

The HRT shit.

 

[Gay Mouth]

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Oh, absolutely, I would've been happy myself if I were the poon'z wife/husband/whatever. Great lil' piece of evidence for court when I demand alimony for the next several years.

It’s just nuts. A human biological woman, married to a man, for twenty years, allegedly happily. Transitions to a ‘man’ and gets on grinder to hook up with gay men. Gets banged out and shares pictures with her husband. HECK’N HOLESOME N HOT!

 

[Constellationzero]

Broke: Cheating on your husband of 20 years.
Woke: Pooning out, going on Grindr and cheating on your husband as a gay man.
Bespoke: Giving your husband of 20 years SUPER AIDS!