[Poll] Ethan Ralph's marriage to May - How owned will Null be?

Will Ethan Ralph finally marry May?

  • No, Ralph is too big of a pussy to marry May

    Votos: 74 7.9%

  • No, the Ralphamale can't be tied down to a single whore!

    Votos: 225 24.0%

  • Yes, fuck you Josh Moon!

    Votos: 637 68.1%
  • Total de votantes
    936
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1, she looks average and is not fat
2, ethan is fat and not rich
3, her honeymoon is literally RalphaMania

It makes no sense. She could have done so much better. Is she mentally retarded? She does not look like she has Downs at least from the photos.
 
Cuckoman dijo:
1, she looks average and is not fat
2, ethan is fat and not rich
3, her honeymoon is literally RalphaMania

It makes no sense. She could have done so much better. Is she mentally retarded? She does not look like she has Downs at least from the photos.
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>she could've done so much better

No she couldn't have. Let's see why that's obvious:
1. pedophilic lolicon
2. used to date digibro, a literal pedophilic troon
3. digibro had phimosis that she used to suck on. There are literally texts/dms of this horrifying experience that she found funny.
4. Wanted to make a weird fucking love triangle between her, faith and ralph. Tried to groom faith.
5. Gave birth to the second ralphababy before marriage. Which means she couldn't have done better having Ralph's spawn. Look at that fatty faith for example; she's dating someone who molested her as a minor.
6. Definition of used goods
7. Shameless clout chaser that shape-shifts according to whoever she's dating. But her love for lolicon is something she'll never give up.
8. Shitton of baggage from childhood which made her become a lolicon even before she met digitroon. Thanks "based" Mr. Morris.
9. She looks like a horse for chrissake.
10. Did I mention she's a lolicon?


Those are the ten commandments of why Amanda Morris will never do better then ralph. In fact, I posit ralph was a step up.

Are you new to the guntverse or something?
 
Cuckoman dijo:
1, she looks average and is not fat
2, ethan is fat and not rich
3, her honeymoon is literally RalphaMania

It makes no sense. She could have done so much better. Is she mentally retarded? She does not look like she has Downs at least from the photos.
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You forgot the fact that she is addicted to attention and delusional to the point of thinking that living with gunt means she is a niche internet celebrity instead of a lolcow-adjecent lolcow that only a handful of people on the internet (mainly this forum and a bunch of groypers) even know is alive. She doesn't love or care for ralph, she cares for the attention she's getting from all of this shit, she also cares that she can rebel against her old man, and she cares even more for the fact that she's more "famous" than random broads that bullied her in highschool or whatever.

If she had an ounce of self preservation she would "change sides" so to speak and went full on to the other side of the political aisle doing "White supremacist misogynist forced me to get pregnant and abused me but I'm now fighting to be an independent woman" type of scenario where she could probably get favour from twitter and continue doing bullshit interviews about ralph and pretending to be a born-again chri-I mean leftist. The only problem is that she's too fucking retarded to do that, as that would imply doing even minimal amount of work and thinking about her own situation and that's too much for the lard-whipped horse who belives she's THE internet princess that won't have to work ever.
 
Micheal Westen dijo:
>she could've done so much better

No she couldn't have. Let's see why that's obvious:
1. pedophilic lolicon
2. used to date digibro, a literal pedophilic troon
3. digibro had phimosis that she used to suck on. There are literally texts/dms of this horrifying experience that she found funny.
4. Wanted to make a weird fucking love triangle between her, faith and ralph. Tried to groom faith.
5. Gave birth to the second ralphababy before marriage. Which means she couldn't have done better having Ralph's spawn. Look at that fatty faith for example; she's dating someone who molested her as a minor.
6. Definition of used goods
7. Shameless clout chaser that shape-shifts according to whoever she's dating. But her love for lolicon is something she'll never give up.
8. Shitton of baggage from childhood which made her become a lolicon even before she met digitroon. Thanks "based" Mr. Morris.
9. She looks like a horse for chrissake.
10. Did I mention she's a lolicon?


Those are the ten commandments of why Amanda Morris will never do better then ralph. In fact, I posit ralph was a step up.

Are you new to the guntverse or something?
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You forgot key points, as in she publicly stated digitroon didn't bathe or brush his teeth for actual months and let him go down her. Can you imagine the bacterial infections? What it might smell like? Ever have the unfortunate experience of walking through chinatown in a big city during the summer?
 
I remember when Digibro made the Biggest Problem in the Universe lecture for the PCP university video and he briefly compared Maddox and Dick to himself and Mumkey Jones and made clear they are not similar at all. He was right.
This is way funnier
 
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It's days later and I just can't get over how much this photo channels the energy of a white-trash version of the Windowlicker music video.
 
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