[Poll] Ethan Ralph's marriage to May - How owned will Null be?

Will Ethan Ralph finally marry May?

  • No, Ralph is too big of a pussy to marry May

    Votos: 74 7.9%
  • No, the Ralphamale can't be tied down to a single whore!

    Votos: 225 24.0%
  • Yes, fuck you Josh Moon!

    Votos: 637 68.1%

  • Total de votantes
    936
I don't think she looks that bad. She's slightly above average. I'll give her a low 6 or high 5 out of 10 based solely on looks. Which is way out of Ralph's league. When you factor personality into it, she right where she belongs. She's a disgusting human and her and Ralph deserve each other. I do feel bad for the kid with two degenerate sex pest duds for parents.

Now look at her without any beauty filters applied:

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It took me a minute to figure out which of the two dudes behind Ralph was supposed to be her.
 
I'll say the same thing I always say when the wedding etc photos of cows rock up on the Farms: if they were decent, good people, we wouldn't say a damn thing.
If this pair had respectable work, clean criminal records, a sound and loving relationship, good parents, were close to family, many friends, well liked in their community, known to be kind and thoughtful people.... we would say, "ah, good for them, hope they are happy".
We are only interested in this pair because they are dickheads. If they were that nice but kinda brokeass couple you know from a few streets over, you'd wish them all the best and mean it.
People don't wish them well because Gunt in particular is not a good person. Not because he's fat, but because he's a cunt.
 
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Nick Fuentes dresses better to eat McDonald's in his basement than Ralph did for his dream wedding.
Meigh even washed her hair for the first time in years, but the Ralphamale couldn't use Harry's card to rent a suit? And making her wear her $175 wedding dress at Ralphamania to stick it to the haters is not a flex. It's an embarrassing spectacle. If he's going to make his horse perform in the ring anyway I kind of don't see the point of this vegas thing unless it's something she wanted and was a terrible compromise. Maybe that's why he made Harry pay for it?
 
Why couldn't he rent a suit?
The fucking Elvis impersonator! This tubby fuck had a hush hush wedding in a gimmicky Chapel in fear of the aylawgs spoiling his blushing brides big day in a sweat soaked rasslin ring.

And apparently used his current blood enemies credit card to pay for it.

Ethan Ralph is truly the most bountiful lolcow ever documented. That is undisputed in my mind. How he can waddle right into one embarrassing event after another is beyond me. I hope he stays alive and out of jail for many years to come because the show is too damn good.
Is it safe to say that chris-chan has been dethroned?
 
Nick Fuentes dresses better to eat McDonald's in his basement than Ralph did for his dream wedding.
Meigh even washed her hair for the first time in years, but the Ralphamale couldn't use Harry's card to rent a suit? And making her wear her $175 wedding dress at Ralphamania to stick it to the haters is not a flex. It's an embarrassing spectacle. If he's going to make his horse perform in the ring anyway I kind of don't see the point of this vegas thing unless it's something she wanted and was a terrible compromise. Maybe that's why he made Harry pay for it?
I can't stop laughing at Ralph looking surprised and/or shellshocked in all of the wedding photos. On top of the embarrassing soy face. One thing I will say is that Ralph looks so terrible in those photos that it makes his show pony look better in comparison. He's wearing sweatpants and a long sleeve shirt TO HIS WEDDING.

Yeah, this makes sense if you like dudes. Meigh is a solid 5 gentleman, a hunky handsome dude.
Hey now, she comes from good stock. She's probably still only 2 or 3 generations away from Secretariat.
 
That's the dress of a slutty flapper, not a proper wedding dress. I'm somehow surprised the two of them find new ways to be as trashy as possible.
 
I can't stop laughing at Ralph looking surprised and/or shellshocked in all of the wedding photos. On top of the embarrassing soy face. One thing I will say is that Ralph looks so terrible in those photos that it makes his show pony look better in comparison. He's wearing sweatpants and a long sleeve shirt TO HIS WEDDING.
Do we have confirmation on The Gunt wearing his matrimonial sweatpants to the wedding?
 
Thought just occurred to me: last year people were speculating that part of the reason Ralph was making constant trips to Vegas was to make sure any rewards perks he received didn't lapse. I wonder if that played a part in deciding to do the wedding in Vegas alongside everything else? If so, he did the impossible and made a Vegas wedding done out of spite to his father in law where the groom is wearing a shirt and the bride has a cheap slatternly-looking rented dress even more trashy then I thought possible. Impressive!
 
Thought just occurred to me: last year people were speculating that part of the reason Ralph was making constant trips to Vegas was to make sure any rewards perks he received didn't lapse. I wonder if that played a part in deciding to do the wedding in Vegas alongside everything else? If so, he did the impossible and made a Vegas wedding done out of spite to his father in law where the groom is wearing a shirt and the bride has a cheap slatternly-looking rented dress even more trashy then I thought possible. Impressive!
When was his last Vegas trip? Wasn't it right after Portugal I? If so, and his perks lapse after a year, LMAO, because it's coming up soon.
 
The edit on the featured box on the homepage made me realize... That shit looks like she went to a brothel in Vegas and came out with a worker's dress. It's not flattering at all.
 
As we were suspecting, as Mirna was saying the entire past year, Ralph and May don't smell each other really. Both of them know that this marriage is just for the show. In reality they go days without talking.
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They consciously agreed to pretend that they are a couple in love (and they failed miserably at it) to own the alogs. How can somebody in this situation not have self esteem issues? This is their marriage. The only thing they have going on, their only bond is impotently trying to prove the alogs their life is nothing like it is.
They’re just speeding running a bitter marriage. Normally it takes year, decades even, to hit the not speaking to each other but stay together for the child’s sake phase, granted they’re doing it for selfish reasons and I’m sure Ralph doesn’t care about cheating while Meigh is looking for an exit: reaching out to anyone with a bit of clout and offering sympathy. When Ralph dies Meigh will have speed run an entire 40 year marriage!
 
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