POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

[boongus]

Imagine if the dimensional merge actually happens and Chris was right all along.

Chris didnt rape his mom, it was an alternate reality chris

 

[TV's Adam West]

An old deagle nation joke came to life.

I didn't realize she was the EMPEROR OF RAPE!"

 

[Ga1v5]

i doubt he gets put in general population, probably not even a full prison but like a medium security living facility

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

Chris didnt rape his mom, it was an alternate reality chris

Schrödinger's Rapist.

 

[USS Farquhar]

Imagine if the dimensional merge actually happens and Chris was right all along

Greene County, Virginia wiped off map! Who is this Magi-Chan, and why does he claim to be a God? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 Lands at John F. Kennedy Airport after being missing for years! All this and more on your local news channel. This is WXJ-41, and we will continue to serve the Goodsprings, Nevada area.

 

[boongus]

I wonder how the sonichu's feel about chris' actions?

 

[Info Player Start]

I wonder how the sonichu's feel about chris' actions?

Like this but yellow

 

[Reshiram Battle.mp3]

I wonder how the sonichu's feel about chris' actions?

 

[Pekora]

I wonder how the sonichu's feel about chris' actions?

Sonichu is glad he isn't the one getting ducked down this time.

 

[Jagraveen]

I wonder how the sonichu's feel about chris' actions?

Probably all according to plan. After all, Mama Christine is possessed by Sonichu and mating with Chris's destined sweetheart will give birth to the next unholy abomination in their ranks.

 

[infamousbeing]

im surprised someone hasn't called the jail jail yet to ask about the court date.

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

Probably all according to plan. After all, Mama Christine is possessed by Sonichu and mating with Chris's destined sweetheart will give birth to the next unholy abomination in their ranks.

The next issue of the comic will be penned from prison and feature the latest addition to the cast - Barbachu.

 

[boongus]

The next issue of the comic will be penned from prison and feature the latest addition to the cast - Barbachu.

it'll be drawn on a prison wall with blood and piss.

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

it'll be drawn on a prison wall with blood and piss.

An artist must suffer for their work, after all.

 

[highlighter_shitposting]

Stonetoss weighs in on the ussue

 

[AngryTreeRat]

it'll be drawn on a prison wall with blood and piss.

I'm pretty sure the only merge happening after that involves the eight fold path.

 

[Info Player Start]

Stonetoss weighs in on the ussueVer archivo adjunto 2410546

The straw should be bigger

 

[Asianjuggalo]

South Korea's Most Popular Fast Food Chain Opens First U.S. Location

The restaurant chain — which currently has 1,300 locations located across Asia — plans to open more restaurants in the country in the future

people.com

Someone should smuggle some of this in for Chris someday.

"Mom's Touch — which currently has 1,300 locations in Asia — plans to bring its famous fried chicken sandwich to even more restaurants in the U.S."

I live in Korea and thier chicken sandwiches are pretty good. I always called the place Uncle's touch. Mom's Touch is appropriate in Chris's case. Tranny Daughter's Touch or Son's Touch works as well.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

Stonetoss weighs in on the ussueVer archivo adjunto 2410546

Amogus

 

[D4C]

What are the odds Chris thinks a trial will play out for him like in his comics?

Bonus points if he pulls out a rock.