POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Chris in Brazilian prison would be a lot more fun. His biggest torture in american jail is going to be having to stick to a rigid routine for the first time in his life and not have the internet or toys around.

 

[Acidious]

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Anyone else think Chris looks different after the arrest? Idk maybe it's just me.

...is that frank hassle? Fuck that guy, but seriously, him dressing up as chris right now, starting up some shit and getting arrested while yelling BARRRRBRAAA would actually be sorta worth seeing.

 

[brooky]

if anyone actually does try to talk with him (or he actually introduces himself) what will he say his name is? chris? christine? mama?

"The one true creator of Sonichu and Rosechu."

 

[CYKA RUSH B]

TBH his timing was pretty good

 

[Mason Verger]

Is he going to be in prison forever? Will he be electric chair'd?

If he does a real stretch I could see it killing him after a few years. He’s got health issues at only 39, and he’ll having nothing to do except eat overpriced honeybuns in his cell all day.

 

[sibling issues]

Been said before but rigid rules and structure are really good for retards and Chris is no exception.

People get hung up on the leddit Rape jokes but I could see Chris calming down getting more hygienic and fit.

In time our boy could join the Aryan Brotherhood get paroled buy a chopper and start selling sonichu branded blue meth.

Make us proud.

https://youtu.be/GpBq1CqdaUE his fate except the ending

 

[ANobody]

If he does a real stretch I could see it killing him after a few years. He’s got health issues at only 39, and he’ll having nothing to do except eat overpriced honeybuns in his cell all day.

How would he get the cash for comissary items though? No tugboats. I doubt barb is going to send money either.

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

I want to note, if this is a jury trial?

We're going to see more people traumatized in one court case than witnesses of a mass shooting.

> The Judge
> The prosecution who has to look at his past behaviors and an entire wiki.
> His public defender (if he doesn't hang himself)
> All the jurors
> Witnesses in the court
> People hearing about the case on television because it was trending on Twitter and News Corps like to report on that (the SUN reported on Chris today).

 

[CYKA RUSH B]

How would he get the cash for comissary items though?

Gaping butthole sonichu comics sold by mail order

 

[Jason Wynn]

How would he get the cash for comissary items though?

He gets a job in jail (highly unlikely) or people put money in his commissary (weens trying to get something out of him most likely)

 

[sibling issues]

Gaping butthole sonichu comics

some ween is gonna be his sugar enabler

 

[ANobody]

I want to note, if this is a jury trial?

We're going to see more people traumatized in one court case than witnesses of a mass shooting.

> The Judge
> The prosecution who has to look at his past behaviors and an entire wiki.
> His public defender (if he doesn't hang himself)
> All the jurors
> Witnesses in the court
> People hearing about the case on television because it was trending on Twitter and News Corps like to report on that (the SUN reported on Chris today).

Why do people think criminal prosecution starts with a jury trial immediately?

No. It would be not only highly unlikely but any defendant worth his salt would bargain before this gets to that point.

 

[Symalsa]

If he does a real stretch I could see it killing him after a few years. He’s got health issues at only 39, and he’ll having nothing to do except eat overpriced honeybuns in his cell all day.

Valid.

But ironically, we may see him drawing pictures for peoples letters. And he may not have a choice in the matter.

>ay yo white boy draw up that gremlin in the bottom corner here or I bust your shit open

So we may see outbound artwork. Some may even pay him in commissary. But I doubt it. And that could keep him busy

 

[ANobody]

He gets a job in jail (highly unlikely) or people put money in his commissary (weens trying to get something out of him most likely)

Yeah no way chris gets a jail job, there's very few positions and chris is much to incompetent to achieve anything.

I'm not sure how comissary works. It money by wire?

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

No. It would be not only highly unlikely but any defendant worth his salt would bargain before this gets to that point.

... This is Chris. Remember, he thinks he's right in all situations. He might call for it himself. Lol.

 

[CYKA RUSH B]

Valid.

But ironically, we may see him drawing pictures for peoples letters. And he may not have a choice in the matter.

>ay yo white boy draw up that gremlin in the bottom corner here or I bust your shit open

So we may see outbound artwork. Some may even pay him in commissary. But I doubt it. And that could keep him busy

Yes but can you buy crayola markers at the commissary?

or are we expected to pay for new sonichu drawn in blood or shit?

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

or are we expected to pay for new sonichu drawn in blood or shit?

It's someone's fetish.

 

[ANobody]

Valid.

But ironically, we may see him drawing pictures for peoples letters. And he may not have a choice in the matter.

>ay yo white boy draw up that gremlin in the bottom corner here or I bust your shit open

So we may see outbound artwork. Some may even pay him in commissary. But I doubt it. And that could keep him busy

Do you really think prison is so devoid of talent that chris could be any kind of artistic force there?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Chris in Brazilian prison would be a lot more fun. His biggest torture in american jail is going to be having to stick to a rigid routine for the first time in his life and not have the internet or toys around.

I think he will actually like the strict routine, autistic people do well in structured environments.

 

[Tunnel fucker2000]

> People hearing about the case on television because it was trending on Twitter and News Corps like to report on that (the SUN reported on Chris today).

Chris getting on TV is pretty far fetched if you ask me.