POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

[Thumb Butler]

>he
lol

Clown world meet real world.

 

[The Nameless One]

Boomers inbound...

First we got the Zoomers, now we get the Boomers (or, more accurately, Gen X).

 

[Blue_Snow]

>he I’m not a cop sucker but I support these guys lol

 

[Glowing Goldfish]

>he
based police

 

[Medulseur]

can you imagine the collective TERF rage if he and the twitter trooners get their way and he ends up in a cell block full of boyfriend free girls

If Chris could lift more than a twelve pack of soda and had more courage than a deer mouse I would actually be concerned.

 

[lurk_moar]

That was a mistake listing the Sheriff's number. Now, all of the epic ween kids would explode the line. Let's face it the whole internets have information on Chris.

 

[Swingletonthesimpleton]

>he
Trannies are angy

 

[Divine right to rule]

When will the torment through jerkops end?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Police have issued a statement on Facebook about Chris confirming that more charges are pending

Yup, this is going to lead to a rape charge.

 

[Ankou]

That poor investigator has no idea what can of worms he just opened himself up to.

This investigator is about to get a face full of unclit and madness

 

[Swingletonthesimpleton]

When will the torment through jerkops end?

When the nukes launch

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Anyone with information is urged to contact Investigator Jason Tooley with the Greene County Sheriff’s Office at (434)531-0866.

"Anyone with information" is quite an expansive category in this case. "Hello, Officer Tooley? I thought you should be aware that there may be a portal to a mall located in the defendant's bedroom closet. Also, be sure to take his class ring off him so he can't use his powers to escape... Hello? Officer Tooley? Hello?"

 

[Stalfler]

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Boomers inbound...

when worlds collide
hello facebook boomers

 

[Tam Tam The Beluga 1986]

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it looked like they were trying hard not to laugh at that... creature.

 

[RyujiHirasaka]

This investigator is about to get a face full of unclit and madness

Wait he still has that? Fucking flashbacks man

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Some grifter leech lawyer should seize this opportunity and defend Chris clout bono.

 

[GypsyBard]

My pal who was locked up a few years back before lockdowns, had to have a list of people who could visit him.
I can't imagine the visitation policy is any more lenient now.

I don't know how it works there but in my state they have a list and if you want to visit somebody you would have to either call them or write them a letter have them put you on their visitation list then you can visit so if it works the same in Virginia the only way you will really be able to see Chris is a few write him a letter asking to put you on his visitation list then wait for a reply that says he did it

Unless you can prove you're somehow related in which case you can just go visit

 

[TheyFuckThem]

I wonder if the dropping of the he will matter longer term for this? If the cops aren't playing then who's going to start the nonsense?

 

[Swingletonthesimpleton]

This investigator is about to get a face full of unclit and madness

The investigator is gonna need 2 therapists after this one.

 

[bigmanbigslam]

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Screenie for those who don't use Zuckbook

still cant believe we in the incest saga