POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

[King Kiwi]

I'm pretty confident chris is going to the looney bin. It's a bit of a no brainer when you speak to her/him. To be candid the only thing stopping it before was misguided Liberal woo combined with conservative stingyness.

Looney Lovebad

 

[Punished Brent]

Lol This article is insane, takes me back to simpler times

 

[Law]

It's the Centralia mine fire but instead of coal it's garbage.

The Chernobyl of Autism.
There's not enough sand and boron on this whole planet for me to ever feel clean again.

 

[SirQuicksand]

All you folks with Chris merch.. you think he finger blasted Barb before he touched it? Lol enjoy those incest medallions.

A horrifying thought.

 

[LargeChoonger]

I firmly believe the universe (or who/whatever is running it) has a wicked sense of humor and an utterly perfect sense of timing and pacing, and it plays a very long game sometimes for maximum lulz. Stuff like this just further cements that belief.

God has a sense of humor and it's really fucking good

 

[JoyfulDarter]

Ver archivo adjunto 2407549
Lol This article is insane, takes me back to simpler times

"Comic book creator" like he was writing for Marvel or something lmao

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

Ver archivo adjunto 2407549
Lol This article is insane, takes me back to simpler times

 

[ANobody]

The Chernobyl of Autism.
There's not enough sand and boron on this whole planet for me to ever feel clean again.

The Aral Sea of Aspergers

 

[Eli Whitney]

Especially if he starts talking about the merge or that he's swapped bodies with Sonichu.

But then I'd wager that the doctors are going to Google him, find his Jewtube page and have a field day going through all the things they find.

Imagine if, due to all of the extensive documentation, the doctors are able to somehow piece it all together to and either find a cure for his (and maybe all) autism or possibly enhance and weaponize it via some kind of applied gain-of-tard-function research.

 

[Fappy]

I'm pretty confident chris is going to the looney bin. It's a bit of a no brainer when you speak to her/him. To be candid the only thing stopping it before was misguided Liberal woo combined with conservative stingyness.

The guy’s been gone in the head for years now. Was watching one of his old videos recently and it struck me just how far he’s fallen. Easy to not realize how fucked up he is when it’s a gradual process.

Don’t get me wrong, vintage Chris was a massive retard but the current saga would never have been imagined back in the good old days of pre-christory.

No way he walks away from this in my opinion. He’s gotta be institutionalized for his and other’s safety.

 

[deeman]

Now we all know what the Totem of fail has seen all this time.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

He’s gotta be institutionalized for his and other’s safety.

That's why I think he hasn't been given bail. Because they don't want to risk him hurting Barb again, or hurting himself. I could be completely wrong, but I feel that if Chris realised the storm that's coming his way and was left to his own devices then he'd just neck himself.

 

[weedcum]

I'll never forget the time he dry-shaved his facial hair on camera and barely winced

i need to see this, please share

 

[ANobody]

To be candid the only thing stopping it before was misguided Liberal woo combined with conservative stingyness.

Thats why the Soviet system works pretty good, the woo'ers are dead already and 9x18 makarov is cheap, no loonie bins needed

 

[Punished Brent]

Even our Latino brothers are reporting on this! Naturally the whole world is reacting to the completion of the decade+ long “love quest”

Spoiler: He raped his MADRE

 

[Emperor Julian]

No way he walks away from this in my opinion. He’s gotta be institutionalized for his and other’s safety.

Yeah on hindsight his/her criminal activities were early warning signs not just quirky one offs. Even if you're well disposed towards chris, this should have been done years ago for her/his benefit as much as everyone else's.

 

[ZingingCutie43]

i need to see this, please share

Is this it?

The Chronicles of Chris-Chan: Goatee B Gone

youtu.be

 

[Comfy Gondola]

"Comic book creator" like he was writing for Marvel or something lmao

To be fair, his comics are better than what Marvel has been shitting out the past few years.

 

[ANobody]

Even our Latino brothers are reporting on this! Naturally the whole world is reacting to the completion of the decade+ long “love quest”

Spoiler: He raped his MADRE

Ver archivo adjunto 2407589

I like to imagine somewhere in mexico a grandson is having a hell of an awkward time explaining abuelita who Chris is.

 

[Fappy]

That's why I think he hasn't been given bail. Because they don't want to risk him hurting Barb again, or hurting himself. I could be completely wrong, but I feel that if Chris realised the storm that's coming his way and was left to his own devices then he'd just neck himself.

Personally I think he’s too much of a narcissist to neck himself but it’s hard to tell. I always thought Chris was predictable in the way that most autists tend to be but I never saw this shit coming so who knows.