Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

[TrippinKahlua]

Those are the most boring Starters I've ever seen.

 

[Antique Rice]

Everyone always assumes the fire type will be Fire/Fighting. Like it just got revealed and there’s already people mad it’s assumingly gonna be Fighting.

It does look like it already has a bandage on his nose so I can't blame them.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Music in the trailer is straight fire.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

The starters look dull but I gotta admit I am legit excited for this. Me and my best friend used to play Ruby and Sapphire together back in the day and this will be the first time since then that we've both had a system capable of playing a new pokemon on release.

 

[Slowbro]

It's sad to see how every generation people flock to the fire starter, the poor water and grass starters get no love. I personally like the look of Sobble and Grookey, I really hope Sobble turns into some bad ass Loch Ness monster.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

It's sad to see how every generation people flock to the fire starter, the poor water and grass starters get no love. I personally like the look of Sobble and Grookey, I really hope Sobble turns into some bad ass Loch Ness monster.

Ohh actually that loch Ness monster comment has me thinking... In the trailer we see sobble make itself invisible...

Water/Dragon Nessie final form?

 

[Ido]

Sobble looks like a Chameleon, it's got the little mitten hands, it blends in to the water, has a curled up tail like chameleons usually do, and it's shy (chameleons are p anti social). There are such things as Marine iguana's which look pretty badass and I hope they they draw off that though

 

[TheImportantFart]

It's sad to see how every generation people flock to the fire starter, the poor water and grass starters get no love.

I’m actually quite torn - I usually pick the water starter but I might go for the fire starter this time because I love rabbits and it would make a nice change.

 

[Remove Goat]

lol get fucked gen 4-remakers it's never happening now

 

[dunbrine47]

Wonder if the enemy team will be using pokemon with selfdestruct and knife based attacks.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Think the Legendaries are going to be some sort of canines, one a Sword, and the other a Shield?

 

[Organic Fapcup]

Found a leaked picture of the villain team grunts.

 

[Aperrentis]

Armored Evolution...

 

[Sable]

lol get fucked gen 4-remakers it's never happening now

No, it's probably going to be half way through the Gen like HG/SS and ORAS were.

 

[TPDPolice]

Luv Galar, 'ate Kalos, simple

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

I have this awful feeling about the fire starter. It's probably going end up being some unholy combination of Braxien and Lopunny. Calling it now.

Wonder if the enemy team will be using pokemon with selfdestruct and knife based attacks.

Pawniard/Bisharp and Voltorb/Electrode on every enemy grunt team. I wonder if they're going to be based on snackbars or chavs though.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

I'm gonna go out on a limb here, and say that Scorbunny might evolve into a Fire/Fairy or Fire/Psychic.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

Armored Mewtwo?

 

[Coelacanth]

All right. Pokemon has my attention again but I'm keeping my hopes and expectations low, I was disappointed in 7th Gen because it felt too cheery and watered down when compared to, say, 5th Gen. The starters don't really strike a chord with me either, though I will say that I like the bunny the best - gonna go out on a limb and guess it'll be Fire/Electric considering its speed. Let's just hope it doesn't end up evolving into Lopunny 2.0 (though I doubt that'll stop furries from jacking to it).

One thing I am happy about however is the new region! They actually modeled a lot of the place off of the UK and I can definitely pick out several places that are clearly based off of counties I recognise. The only thing that would make it better is if they add in a pokemon, legendary or not, based off of the Black Shuck!

Pawniard/Bisharp and Voltorb/Electrode on every enemy grunt team. I wonder if they're going to based on snackbars or chavs though.

My money's on either chavs or Brexiteers, their boss being based off of Nigel Farage or Boris Johnson. Wouldn't put it past GF to do that considering that they've censored/pandered to the SJW crowd with LGPE before.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Grookey better evolve into a big, muscular ape and not something lanky.

Rabbit-Fire is really the most interesting one to me, but I hope it doesn't evolve into a Fighting type. Could end up being Fire/Ground. Has that type combo been used yet?

And Sopple, someone said it could evolve into a Water/Dragon Loch Ness monster thing. That's a good idea, despite Water/Dragon being used many times in the past.