Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

[Howling Janny Dog]

And what in the fuck did Niantic think that this is how IRL butts look like:

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I didn't think there could be something that could be described as a negative butt but goddamn you Niantic you've succeeded in creating a paradox

 

[6MillionCoofs]

And what in the fuck did Niantic think that this is how IRL butts look like:

Considering the models have looked bad from the start, yes

@Higgs Bonbon
I mean, to community manager you require someone terminaly online with enough autism to put up with the community’s shit.

It’s going to be a tranny. The based autismo looks at the job and goes ‘fuck that shit’

 

[SiccDicc]

I mean, to community manager you require someone terminaly online with enough autism to put up with the community’s shit.

AI really can't come soon enough. It'd be about as useful, too.

 

[Nick Gars]

She LITERALLY CALLED HERSELF KESTREL RIOT, THAT'S HER LEGAL NAME

I'm glad I'm not the only one that caught sight of the author on that article. The fact this creature unironically uses the title "Team Rocket GO's Leader" and is the "Community Manager" pretty much tells you this absolute degenerate faggot is inhumanly insufferable to be around IRL.

I wish Team Rocket were actual Nazi's. We need fictional "bad guys" who actually put these people in ovens, instead of just misgendering them. They're all about stealing Pokémon, you can't really do that effectively when your leadership is focused on dilation and bingeing porn.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

I wish Team Rocket were actual Nazi's. We need fictional "bad guys" who actually put these people in ovens, instead of just misgendering them.

Weren't the gang member leaders starting with Gen4 literal psychopaths? Specifically Cyrus and Ghetsis?

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I wish Team Rocket were actual Nazi's. We need fictional "bad guys" who actually put these people in ovens, instead of just misgendering them.

Nazis were Team Flare

Lysandre Did Nothing Wrong!​

 

[McMitch]

Weren't the gang member leaders starting with Gen4 literal psychopaths? Specifically Cyrus and Ghetsis?

Gen 4 had Cyrus who wanted to enslave a creator god and remake the universe wherein he is on total control, Gen 5 had Ghetsis who wanted to disarm the Pokémon equivalent of New York City so he could subjugate its citizens (which was a strategy used by the Nazis), Gen 6 had Lysandre who literally wanted to use a war machine to genocide the residents of the Pokémon equivalent of France (definitely in line with how the Nazis ended up).

I couldn’t tell you the motivations of any of the other villainous teams after that, I dropped off pretty hard. Team Skull was just a bunch of punk teenagers going around vandalizing shit.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Gen 6 had Lysandre who literally wanted to use a war machine to genocide the residents of the Pokémon equivalent of France (definitely in line with how the Nazis ended up).

Also proud inventor of the Holo Caster and lover of art and beauty.

I couldn’t tell you the motivations of any of the other villainous teams after that, I dropped off pretty hard. Team Skull was just a bunch of punk teenagers going around vandalizing shit.

9 was misfits ala Skull.

8 was literally football fans and were just simping hard for best girl. Much to her annoyance.

The main badguys in 7 and 8 still were psychos.

 

[McMitch]

Also proud inventor of the Holo Caster and lover of art and beauty.

It really is a shame that Gen V fell into the Zelda cycle, because that’s really what convinced them to play it safe from then-on-out.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

It really is a shame that Gen V fell into the Zelda cycle, because that’s really what convinced them to play it safe from then-on-out.

I mean Gen 7 ended with the main antagonist ending up in a permanant coma and the player character’s best friend leaving for maybe ever. And we were also shown the antagonist would freeze Pokemon so they were cute.

Then USUM ruined it. But even that was multidimensional eldrich horror wants to eat the world, which i’ll grant is the most cartoon out of all of them.

Gen 9 admittedly was more centralised, but was essentially all because a parent cared more about work then their own child and even the robot they left behind went ‘oh god, they were shit.

Gen 8 is fucking strange because it’s so last minute.

Honestly, story wise apart from maybe 8 they’ve not really been playing safe. And I think we’ll see what happened with the older games happen evently to the newer ones as well. That being people go back and actually pay attention.

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

I blame that on there not being a pure Rock-type until Gen II and a majority of Gen I's Rock-types being paired up with dual-typed with Ground. The only Rock-types that weren't paired up with Ground were the Fossil 'mons (water for the Kabuto/Omanyte lines and Flying for Aerodactyl).

That was the reference, actually.

I was going to call that another Mandela effect since I swear Pidgey was listed as Bird type, but that was actually another gen 1 “Pokemon”:
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Even in Generation 2, they frequently preferred to 'bird Pokémon' instead o 'flying Pokémon'.

It's hilarious how even the trannies are full on seethe mode right now. Apparently someone forgot the memo that you're supposed to indulge tranny delusions, not holding up a mirror to their broken bodies.

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In later context, the worst enemies of trannies are trannies.

And what in the fuck did Niantic think that this is how IRL butts look like:

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[laugh track]

But wait, it gets even W O R S E
Let's take a look at this hideous bint's personal website! Hmmm, what's that? Inclusivity AND diversity expertise? Tell me more kind xir!

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She LITERALLY CALLED HERSELF KESTREL RIOT, THAT'S HER LEGAL NAME

Oh, no. I got plenty of warning that Sweet Baby Inc. is no the only company of its kind, yet seeing another such company i still a big blow, especially when one is in charge of a Pokémon game.
I kept putting off Pokémon Go because I wanted to wait until all of the glitches are gone, but replacing the AR features with queerification...

By the by, you do not deserve having the same last name that Ashley Riot has.

It really is a shame that Gen V fell into the Zelda cycle, because that’s really what convinced them to play it safe from then-on-out.

Wait; what?

 

[McMitch]

Wait; what?

The Zelda cycle was were the current iteration was the worst in the series, and the preceding being the best; push the concept forward as new installments are released.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

The Zelda cycle was were the current iteration was the worst in the series, and the preceding being the best; push the concept forward as new installments are released.

Which honestly has been Pokemon since Gen 3 honestly.

I blame them wanting to refresh the plot every Gen and completely disconnect the regions.

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

The Zelda cycle was were the current iteration was the worst in the series, and the preceding being the best; push the concept forward as new installments are released.

bruh i feel this
I think I see people praise X and Y anew these days, though I wonder how long do we need to wait until Sun and Moon are praised anew?

 

[Thiletonomics]

bruh i feel this
I think I see people praise X and Y anew these days, though I wonder how long do we need to wait until Sun and Moon are praised anew?

Sun and Moon (and their Ultra versions) would get praised either now, or when Gen X games are released.

I'd rather not think about when people will get to the phase of praising Sword and Shield, BDSP, and Scarlet and Violet though.

 

[Two Dollars]

bruh i feel this
I think I see people praise X and Y anew these days, though I wonder how long do we need to wait until Sun and Moon are praised anew?

I liked X and Y at the time but now I’m only nostalgic for stuff like super training and Pokemon Amie, while the rest is pretty forgettable.

I always liked Sun/Moon (not Ultra) and always get confused when people say that was when the series started to get bad.

 

[Danann]

Anyone notice why the fuck Pokemon sex is called gender in the English versions of the games? Just typical superstitious NOA censorship on their own games as usual? Its sex literally everywhere else.

 

[Mayor Cody Travers]

Anyone notice why the fuck Pokemon sex is called gender in the English versions of the games? Just typical superstitious NOA censorship on their own games as usual? Its sex literally everywhere else.

Exactly that. Gen 2 released when Nintendo began to relax a bit here-and-there on censorship, but 1) Nintendo has and always will keep an eye on being family-friendly, but also 2) I'd add Pokemon became such a phenomenon so fast that NOA would definitely make sure nothing even remotely sexual or skeevy could be interpreted anywhere.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I liked X and Y at the time but now I’m only nostalgic for stuff like super training and Pokemon Amie, while the rest is pretty forgettable.

I always liked Sun/Moon (not Ultra) and always get confused when people say that was when the series started to get bad.

I remember hating Gen 4 and Gen 5. And loving Gen 6 and 7. And going back through Gen 4 and Gen 5 I recall why. The games feel sluggish to play in so many aspects and 6 and 7 did not.

 

[Thiletonomics]

I remember hating Gen 4 and Gen 5. And loving Gen 6 and 7. And going back through Gen 4 and Gen 5 I recall why. The games feel sluggish to play in so many aspects and 6 and 7 did not.

Was it because of the long save times, notably in Gen 4? Save times are super quick in Gen 6, and while a bit slower (I think) in Gen 7, it's still faster than the DS games.

The Gen 4 games were also notorious for the HP bars taking forever to deplete in battle. It's possible to have an entire conversation while waiting for a Level 100 Blissey's HP bar go from full to zero.