Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

[nonnewtonian]

Amazon listing for new TCG packs leaks new Pokemon

Spoiler: Pictures

 

[Unique Otter]

Educated guess, your favorite generation is the first and your least favorite is either the fourth or fifth.

Wrong.

 

[Yhwach]

I genuinely don't know which Pokemon would be my favorite. Azumarill's high on the list, though.

Spoiler: rated a for azumarill

 

[Bugaboo]

We, the people, demand a water bear pokemon

That or a bacteriophage, that'd be sick but I don't know how it would look

 

[Postal Dude]

Alola Dugtrio is here! (found in the demo version)

NOW WE CAN HAVE MY DREAM BATTLE: CLINTRIO VS TRUMPSHOOS!

 

[Bluebersaur]

Alola Dugtrio is here! (found in the demo version)
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NOW WE CAN HAVE MY DREAM BATTLE: CLINTRIO VS TRUMPSHOOS!

You can't put a wig on a Poke'mon and call it a new form, Nintendo.

What typing would it even be now with just hair? Part normal?

 

[Firesharpie]

the datamining has begun. a lot of stuff is coming out, but here's the really important thing everyone cares about: starters are apparently confirmed

Alola Dugtrio is here! (found in the demo version)
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NOW WE CAN HAVE MY DREAM BATTLE: CLINTRIO VS TRUMPSHOOS!

wow, no one told me about the bee gees reunion tour!!

 

[Argonian Scum]

Wow, those designs did not transfer well to 3D. Even if the Luchalitten snoozefest was true I was hoping the other two would be salvageable but this just looks bad.
Looks like I'm saving my money come November.

 

[Organic Fapcup]

Only one I'm disappointed in is Litten3. Even then, it grew on me because of how goofy it looks.

 

[A.Shitposter]

Of course a shitty rip of a thing looks bad.

 

[Chicken Nugget Scoon]

I am loving Lucha Litten.

 

[Argonian Scum]

Of course a shitty rip of a thing looks bad.

I don't mean image quality, I'm talking about design. Starters are intended to be your companions, they should look powerful or majestic after raising them the whole game.
These just look like two stage shitmons.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

While I'll be going with Wrestler Heel Kitty, I do think the shiny version of Owl Archer looks really good.

 

[The Lawgiver]

That new Grimer kinda evokes a pepe vibe.
My team will be sure to include the angry new pokemon that looks like Trump and the grimer.
Please let Alolean Machoke be based on Hulk Hogan to complete the trio of terror.

 

[Firesharpie]

I like the buff kitty too, to be honest. The idea of a wrestling heel is appealing to me.

Can't wait to slam dunk some nerds with Wrestlecat

Starters are intended to be your companions, they should look powerful or majestic after raising them the whole game.

What's not powerful about a buff cat, or not majestic about a pretty seal with flowing hair

 

[Argonian Scum]

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I didn't sleep enough and I can't write for shit today, apparently.

Litten3 wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't more of the same thing. Incredibly boring.

Pop3 is chunky and clunky. The flourishes and frills look completely random and contribute nothing but visual noise. I don't see a majestic creature because my eyes are too busy darting around trying to figure out what's important or being emphasized, or what the focal point is.

Robin Hoot is scrawny and weak. It's the personification of every shrill, squeaky nerd stereotype I can remember, and what's with the wings? They look like trimmed styrofoam plates, with random dots puked on to distract you from the sloppy attempt at making it look feathered.

 

[Cunty Boo Boo]

You guys know I have been sperging about a mermaid Pokemon since the Chinese leak first happened, and now it's confirmed.

I so happy. ;;

 

[Organic Fapcup]

I'm honestly incredibly surprised how early the final evo designs were leaked. I think it was like, two or three months back.

 

[Spellskite]

Might as well post the most current (I believe) version of the data mine. Obviously spoilers:

Spoiler: New pokemon from SM

 

[Cunty Boo Boo]

Punk'dichu