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Pokémon goof thread - “Game Freak is really bad at world building"
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When you defeat the Regis (least in Gen III), they fly away. Um...
...how can this literal iceberg levitate?
Probably another one of the side-quests Game Freak dropped, though I think ever since Gen IV, they've been having ghost girls in the game.
...how can this literal iceberg levitate?
Who's the creepy ghost girl in Pokemon X & Y?
Probably another one of the side-quests Game Freak dropped, though I think ever since Gen IV, they've been having ghost girls in the game.
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Because he's too cool to walk
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Why did Game Freak made some arbitrary event for a single TM in Pokémon Black and White? Also why did Game Freak cancel most of the inter Gen IV-Gen V events?
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how does fire work underwater
(diving in hoenn -- rain does mess with it though)
(diving in hoenn -- rain does mess with it though)
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What's with the gen 1 pokedexes always referencing indian elephants and pokemon always killing them?
Does Gamefreak have something against indian elephants? And speaking of, the beta of gen 1 actually had an unused indian elephant pokemon which could serve as the set-up for a good joke right now but I'm too braindead to think of one at the moment.
On a side note, Donphan being so tiny bugs me. Imagine that thing as an actual giant monster truck wheel instead of that puny little go-kart wheel.
Does Gamefreak have something against indian elephants? And speaking of, the beta of gen 1 actually had an unused indian elephant pokemon which could serve as the set-up for a good joke right now but I'm too braindead to think of one at the moment.
On a side note, Donphan being so tiny bugs me. Imagine that thing as an actual giant monster truck wheel instead of that puny little go-kart wheel.
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Historic fake news talked about Thomas Edison killing an elephant to demonstrate the dangers of AC power. Edison didn't actually do that. This grisly and depressing article pretty much covers the whole tale: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Topsy_(elephant)What's with the gen 1 pokedexes always referencing indian elephants and pokemon always killing them?
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Does Gamefreak have something against indian elephants? And speaking of, the beta of gen 1 actually had an unused indian elephant pokemon which could serve as the set-up for a good joke right now but I'm too braindead to think of one at the moment.
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On a side note, Donphan being so tiny bugs me. Imagine that thing as an actual giant monster truck wheel instead of that puny little go-kart wheel.
Pokemon's overall flippant views on the subject of death serve to drive home the concept that the Pokedex probably is written by the kid on his adventure
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What if Japan just really hates Indian elephants and wants to kick their asses even in the digital realm?
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Which is weird because Japan and India have had a strong relationship since the 6th century.
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The elephant thing is probably pretty simple:
1) elephants are big
2) but pokemon are powerful enough to do stuff to them
1) elephants are big
2) but pokemon are powerful enough to do stuff to them
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Wait, but isn't there video of the elephant being killed?
It works like a pistol shrimp... make a big explosion of fire underwater and it immediately implodes, leaving a vacuum for the water to fill and therefore creating a large damaging shockwave.
Or it's just bideo game logic.
What I want to know is, what the fuck do the pokemon stand on when surfing? If I'm sitting on a Ducklett swimming across the ocean and Swimmer fucking Billy just HAS to battle RIGHT NOW so I send out my Steelix, where does it stand? Does it just sink to the bottom of the ocean?
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In the gen VII games it at least shows that you and the mons are standing on an outcrop of rocks so you're standing in very shallow water. But that still doesn't make sense when, given random encounters, everywhere you run into a water-based battle that same outcropping is always there, so it's like all of Alola's waters have the depth of a puddle or something despite the overworld clearly showing otherwise.
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The wild pokemon are polite enough to allow you to both swim together to a shoreline before starting the battle
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Why are the professors named after trees? And why can't they hire adult assistants to do field work instead of relying on kids?
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Probably because they're hippies trying to get in tune with nature. As for the kids, free labor.
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I recall a trainer say if your eyes lock you have to fight. So why when I'm walking by and some shitheel catches sight of the side of my head must I battle?
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You glanced sideways at him (boring explanation)
He ran over to you and stretched his neck out into your path so you'd look (fun explanation)
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Speaking of Doduo/Dodrio flying, in the N64 stadium games, they just kind of leap up and hover when using Fly.
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I like to think that they are positively buoyant in air, like balloons, and the big feet are more to grab onto the ground instead of to walk.