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- 16 de Dic, 2014
There's been a lot of crap spoken about the people that play Pokemon Go, so it's time to set the record straight.
Pokemon Go is the best game ever made. People talk like it's a game for virgin manchildren, but it has significantly improved my life. I started playing yesterday and the changes I've seen have been amazing.
First is the exercise. I've gotten more exercise in the past 2 days then I've gotten in the last 10 years. The pounds are simply falling off of me and I expect that within a week I'll be below 300 pounds for the first time since I was 12.
Earlier today I was out playing and I caught a Dragonite. Another guy came by looking for it and I told him where I found it. Wouldn't you know, that guy was the assistant manager at Target and he was so impressed with my Pokemon skills he said he'd get me a job there as a cashier. A little bit later I saw a female that was simply gorgeous, a straight 10/10. I turned the charm on and told her "Greetings mi'lady, there's a really big Pokemon behind those bushes." When she went back with me to look, I whipped my cock out! She was so turned on by my Pokemon skills and my huge cock that she immediately dropped to her knees and started sucking. Afterwards she asked me to move out of my mother's house and into her mansion (she's rich).
I've only played this game for 2 days and I've already lost 100 pounds, gotten my first job, lost my virginity, and moved out of my mother's house. Anyone saying this game is a waste of time and only for losers, read it and weep! I'm proof that this game will change your life for the better.
Pokemon Go is the best game ever made. People talk like it's a game for virgin manchildren, but it has significantly improved my life. I started playing yesterday and the changes I've seen have been amazing.
First is the exercise. I've gotten more exercise in the past 2 days then I've gotten in the last 10 years. The pounds are simply falling off of me and I expect that within a week I'll be below 300 pounds for the first time since I was 12.
Earlier today I was out playing and I caught a Dragonite. Another guy came by looking for it and I told him where I found it. Wouldn't you know, that guy was the assistant manager at Target and he was so impressed with my Pokemon skills he said he'd get me a job there as a cashier. A little bit later I saw a female that was simply gorgeous, a straight 10/10. I turned the charm on and told her "Greetings mi'lady, there's a really big Pokemon behind those bushes." When she went back with me to look, I whipped my cock out! She was so turned on by my Pokemon skills and my huge cock that she immediately dropped to her knees and started sucking. Afterwards she asked me to move out of my mother's house and into her mansion (she's rich).
I've only played this game for 2 days and I've already lost 100 pounds, gotten my first job, lost my virginity, and moved out of my mother's house. Anyone saying this game is a waste of time and only for losers, read it and weep! I'm proof that this game will change your life for the better.
