💪 Tough Guys PNWGuerrilla / ODGGSupply / Alexander Roggenkamp - Extremely Online Milsurp Drama Queen, Chicken Annihilator, Can't Manage Coupons, Combat-free "Expert" on Firefight Gear

What the fuck man
Him describing using the .22 and fucking shovels outs him as the most inept chicken "rancher" alive or dead on this planet. Good God what a fucking incompetent sadist.
How the fuck do you eat a chicken after you've blasted it at point blank range with a 12ga? At best you might be able to drink it. Maybe breathe it in.
It's debatable as to whether or not he whipped the shotgun out on the spot or came back hours later with a grudge to shoot it but he likely took his time with a headshot. He's out of his mind either way.
 
M16 being an AR15, spamming pictures and incessantly insisting but not explaining the logic behind it.
outed self as a retard lol

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Dare I say /ourguy/
 
Would this even need to be called "pseudo"? He's clearly deriving some level of pleasure from killing these chickens for no purpose past proving how tough and cool he is to retards on the internet.
Thinly masked under a veil of pragmatism and gloating over the people who are mocking him for the first rooster

I agree that's at its heart
 
Something you may want to add, I think this is the same guy that said something along the lines of "if you are a women I can't guarantee your safety on a ruck"
I mean what's he supposed to do swat bears off left and right as they try to shove their pussies at them?
 
Would this even need to be called "pseudo"? He's clearly deriving some level of pleasure from killing these chickens for no purpose past proving how tough and cool he is to retards on the internet.
It literally takes the same amount of effort to grab the chicken, and kill it for butchering. Even if it's a rooster you can braise that tasty mf and cook it slow and tender. Having farm animals and not yknow, killing them for farming but instead revenge killing them in a wastedul manner for perceived slights is legit crazy behavior.
 
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I know what he means, but I think it's funnier to imagine him talking about the chicken mafia led by The Colonel.
 
Blasting a aggressive rooster with a 12 gauge, a standard piece of rural agriculture kit? This is not unusual when you raise chickens and have to deal with a rooster that has an unfixable shitty attitude. You can only kick the bastard so many times before you have to take more drastic measures. I also get that being attacked by a rooster isn't a common occurrence among Kiwifarm users.
 
Roosters are aggressive, that's part of their job dummy. That's why even ranchers are dunking on this guy.

You ever raised chickens or done any livestock raising? An protective rooster is one thing, an overly aggressive shitbird is meant for the stewpot. If you are breeding birds, aggression is trait to cull. Remember this is the difference between normal behavior and undesirable traits. You don't want to fight birds everytime you collect eggs. The farm life isn't for the soft hearted or squimish.

Or you think I am, for some reason, defending the lolcow?
 
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The issue isn't that he killed the chicken, having to put down aggressive animals is just part of life. The issue is he immediately ran to Twitter to brag about it like a faggot.
 
I think you're taking him at face value when he's prone to hyperbole and dramatization.
My response was to the questioning of a 12 gauge being a commonly used farm tool.
The faggotry of one man is immaterial to this piece of gee whiz knowledge.
Though I still dont know why you would take offense to such info, but you do you.
 
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