👑 Queen Pixyteri - Thread #1

[Count groudon]

She's dressed up like a character who's supposed to be like, 10 and she ends up looking like an autistic 40 year old house wife. God damn

 

[Springblossom]

I'm not an Earthbound fan but I'm pretty a Earthbound fan who knows of Pixyteri would be sadden at her attempts at cosplaying one of the characters except maybe Porky(Poky?).

She already looks kind of like King Porky at the end of MOTHER3. Someone just needs to put her in the Absolutely Safe Capsule, and then we'd all be good.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

WHYYYYYYYYYYY

Seriously, where'd she get that? Those are worth a mint. Did she seriously shell out close to a thousand for a complete Earthbound set?

She may of shooped it.

 

[Mauvman Shuffleboard]

I think we'd all put our fuzzy pickles in that, if you catch my drift.

 

[Picklepower]

Dear fuck, I'm gonna have nightmares tonight.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

This is what this girl is supposed to look like, right?

I don't see any grey bags under her eyes.

 

[FramerGirl420]

 

[SoniBlu]

She may of shooped it.

My first thought was that something looked off about the edges of the box. Maybe that's just because of the background though? I dunno.
But she is awful with money, so it wouldn't surprise me if she did go out and buy it.

 

[tobacky_vapor]

GOD DAMN LOOK AT THAT FACE!!!

 

[sparklemilhouse]

damn apparently you can't see what people have bought on ebay anymore by looking at their profile.

 

[John Titor]

Aside from what everybody else said: did she just use velvet for her costume? That's a cosplay faux pas.

 

[random_pickle]

Wow, those are some serious shadows under her eyes. Has she gotten any sleep?

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Aside from what everybody else said: did she just use velvet for her costume? That's a cosplay faux pas.

How so? I don't know anything abou cosplay culture.

 

[Golly]

Even with the current Chris events, I knew I hadn't quite gotten my creepiness fix for Halloween yet. Thanks for filling the quota!

 

[Mama Luigi]

I'm not an Earthbound fan but I'm pretty a Earthbound fan who knows of Pixyteri would be sadden at her attempts at cosplaying one of the characters except maybe Porky(Poky?).

She already looks kind of like King Porky at the end of MOTHER3. Someone just needs to put her in the Absolutely Safe Capsule, and then we'd all be good.

Rolly rolly! Whee! Rolly rolly!

 

[CWCissey]

That is...terrifying.

Excuse me, I need to...go do something...

 

[John Titor]

Aside from what everybody else said: did she just use velvet for her costume? That's a cosplay faux pas.

How so? I don't know anything abou cosplay culture.

In a lot of cases, it looks ill-fitting like sneakers on formal wear. I can't really explain it because fashion and costuming are not my strong points so let's just say if this was posted on /cgl/, they'd be facepalming.*

*Disclaimer: It's mostly just opinion so just take it with a grain of salt.

 

[CalmMyTits]

Just be glad her midriff is not exposed.

She actually does look like a creepy housewife. Not just that, but she looks age-appropriate with the bags under her eyes and the pudge around her face (she looks at least 40) lol.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I like to think that whoever's taking these pictures is reacting like the school photographer from the Simpsons when Lisa got braces.

"Come on, I bet you've got a beautiful smile!

...There is no god!"

 

[pickleniggo]

So last night I was on the forum at my bf's house and I was telling him about Pixyteri. This was the first picture he saw of her. I'm so glad.
She definitely does not look female here.

EDIT: I don't know where the pic went. Too lazy to fix but it's the Earthbound cosplay. Whatever.