👑 Queen Pixyteri - Thread #1

[Pickle Man]

See? She really has no boobs.

Well she kinda does....she just need to wear something that actually support them >.>

 

[pickleniggo]

With Pixyteri it's hard to tell since she refuses to wear her actual bra size plus the fact that she's so friggin barrel-chested, but I'm still going to contend that she isn't as voluptuous as those pictures make her seem. Pixy just has what I call fat-tits: it looks like there may be something there but it's all gravity and pressure. (And that's no offense to larger girls, mind you. There are some larger women with nice chests. Pixy is not one of them.) It's hard to even guess her cup size because she squishes those poor things in so much.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I hope that was for halloween, but I really truly think she just showed up at a bar, cosplaying as a hooters chick.

 

[Trombonista]

Pixyteri: Hooters Edition

I can see her bra under that tank.

 

[John Titor]

Heh, reminds me of the Twitter (Tumblr?) post she made where she thinks she has the same body type as the skinny girl in that Dove campaign. I can't seem to find it at the moment.

Wut. I need to see this!

Unfortunately, I tried but couldn't find the thread in the /cgl/ archive.

 

[The Dude]

Pixyteri: Hooters Edition

They misspelled "Heifers" on that shirt.

 

[pickleniggo]

Heh, reminds me of the Twitter (Tumblr?) post she made where she thinks she has the same body type as the skinny girl in that Dove campaign. I can't seem to find it at the moment.

Wut. I need to see this!

Unfortunately, I tried but couldn't find the thread in the /cgl/ archive.

You know what though? That's probably for the best.

 

[The Dude]

If Pixy ever does get in a relationship I don't see it going well. She's not mature enough for a meaningful relationship. She seems to be the kind of girl who reads Twilight and other shitty romance crap/anime and expects real relationships to be EXACTLY like in her favorite book/manga/animoo/whatever and when reality sets in will whine on her Twitter how "THIS ISN'T HOW LOVE IS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!" I also see her as being an IRL version of the Overly Attached Girlfriend meme with lots of drama and hollow suicide threats when she doesn't get her way. She's a Jr. High tween stuck in a chunky nearly-thirty body.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I think she thinks she's been in relationships before, but really it's just guys using her for sex.

 

[homerbeoulve]

I think she thinks she's been in relationships before, but really it's just guys using her for sex.

Or the other way around or both. We cannot possibly know for sure.

 

[The Dude]

I think she thinks she's been in relationships before, but really it's just guys using her for sex.

I wouldn't really call those "relationships". There was one guy a few years back (Mike I think?) that she used to hang around at anime parties. They got drunk and, story goes, she took him and one or two of his buddies at the same time. Dunno if that's true or not but she seems the kind of girl who will do anything for a guy she's crushing on, even letting he and a couple of his friends run a train on her. Poor girl needs to get some self respect.

 

[Rio]

Also, no-one looks good in granny panties!

True enough.

Spoiler

Well she kinda does....she just need to wear something that actually support them >.>

Also, is it just me or is that outfit way too short on her?

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Nope. She Picked the wrong corset yet again.

 

[The Dude]

Is it sad that my wife, who is both taller and bigger than Pixy as well as about 5 years older and also has given birth, has perkier breasts than Pixy?

 

[CWCissey]

Is it sad that my wife, who is both taller and bigger than Pixy as well as about 5 years older and also has given birth, has perkier breasts than Pixy?

No that's awesome.

...For you of course.

 

[The Dude]

Is it sad that my wife, who is both taller and bigger than Pixy as well as about 5 years older and also has given birth, has perkier breasts than Pixy?

No that's awesome.

...For you of course.

Mrs. Dude when she was about Pixy's age. Also Little Dude when he was a babe.

 

[CWCissey]

Is it sad that my wife, who is both taller and bigger than Pixy as well as about 5 years older and also has given birth, has perkier breasts than Pixy?

No that's awesome.

...For you of course.

Mrs. Dude when she was about Pixy's age. Also Little Dude when he was a babe.

Aww! Cute family!

 

[Fialovy]

Yeah, your wife is hotter than Pixy

 

[The Dude]

Yeah, your wife is hotter than Pixy

I agree. Just goes to show that bigger women can be attractive.

 

[Fialovy]

I know right? Dressing in good-fitting clothing does wonders!