👑 Queen Pixyteri - Thread #1

[sparklemilhouse]

Woah, so Pixyteri's a natural blonde then and she just dyes her hair to look more Asian or what?

I think she was bleaching it back then. She yelled once on twitter that she doesn't dye her hair anymore.

 

[Stratochu]

Pixyteri looks like she could have gone to high school with me too. She would have needed to go to school in suburban Denver instead of Victoria, TX though. Had my fair share of weebo and Sonic nut classmates too, and my generation is like the first wave of lolcows (not counting very chronologically old lolcows like Aeverine Nieves, Bob Rehahn and Billoon)

 

[BentDuck]

Pixyteri looks like she could have gone to high school with me too. She would have needed to go to school in suburban Denver instead of Victoria, TX though. Had my fair share of weebo and Sonic nut classmates too, and my generation is like the first wave of lolcows (not counting very chronologically old lolcows like Aeverine Nieves, Bob Rehahn and Billoon)

I can tell you the school we went to in Victoria (Memorial High) was a breeding ground for weebs and other potential lolcows. I don't remember her since she was a senior when I was a Freshman (and I was at the Stroman campus and she was at the Senior campus), but I can tell you, Victoria is full of weirdos. I didn't really notice the Denver area being as bad, but I never when to high school here.

 

[Prowldent]

She has quite the chin on her.

 

[derpi]

There used to be photos floating around of PT dressed in some Victorian-inspired (but not lolita) outfits and she actually looked great. It's not that she's all that ugly, it's just that she refuses to dress like a goddamn adult. Trying to be a lolita when you have a face like an angry schoolmarm just doesn't work.

I was reading this during class and I started cracking up at my fucking iPhone screen. Damn you

 

[Count groudon]

Her purse was stolen recently:

http://maximum.faggotry.org/pt/res/1009.html

Her "sex diary" was taken? What the fuck is a "sex diary"? Oh my god, ew.

What, you guys don't have sex diaries?

 

[Fialovy]

Well, I doubt very many of us are even getting any ...

haha, just kidding guys, I just had to say that.

 

[pickleniggo]

It's like, what do you even write in a sex diary? How long it took? The measurements of the dude's penis? How many positions you were in?
It's so baffling!

 

[captkrisma]

I'd think that a sex diary would include a checklist of things she hasn't done yet....ya know...for research purposes.

 

[pickleniggo]

I'd think that a sex diary would include a checklist of things she hasn't done yet....ya know...for research purposes.

Maybe she gets paid and it's a receipt book as well? Or maybe she gets gifts from her.....gentlemen callers?

 

[Bugaboo]

I'd think that a sex diary would include a checklist of things she hasn't done yet....ya know...for research purposes.

Maybe she gets paid and it's a receipt book as well? Or maybe she gets gifts from her.....gentlemen callers?

Unless she actually has like a hundred secret boyfriends who are really into big weeaboos

 

[captkrisma]

I'd think that a sex diary would include a checklist of things she hasn't done yet....ya know...for research purposes.

Maybe she gets paid and it's a receipt book as well? Or maybe she gets gifts from her.....gentlemen callers?

Unless she actually has like a hundred secret boyfriends who are really into big weeaboos

I heard there was a fetish group out in Japan...lol! Just kidding! No one would want to stick their penis in that cesspool!

 

[Fialovy]

I dunno, some guys are pretty desperate!

 

[captkrisma]

I dunno, some guys are pretty desperate!

There's a difference between desperate and suicidal.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

It's like, what do you even write in a sex diary? How long it took? The measurements of the dude's penis? How many positions you were in?
It's so baffling!

I guess its just every.single.graphic.detail. of her encounters*.


*=she probably gets the guys from the casual encounters section of craigslist. :mrgreen:

 

[homerbeoulve]

I'd think that a sex diary would include a checklist of things she hasn't done yet....ya know...for research purposes.

More like a preference for the future.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

so the maximum faggatory (I hate just typing that) board is gone. I'll keep tack of the pixyteri tag on tumblr:

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/pixyteri

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Wasn't that the board the replaced /cwc/? IDK I don't understand the whole image board thing. I'm old like that.

 

[Lunachu]

There is another PT board which is active if anybody is interested.

http://staminarose.org/pt

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Wasn't that the board the replaced /cwc/? IDK I don't understand the whole image board thing. I'm old like that.

Yeah, it was hard as shit to navigate. Especially if you were reading it off your iPhone.

Damn, her mom is as strict as Chris.

I also love this:

Some weeb or a desperate military guy would absolutely wife her up. ... Military guys seriously will marry anything, they feel like they have to ASAP.