👑 Queen Pixyteri - Thread #1

[derpi]

... Won't the sex toys start to smell if the doesn't clean them?
How is she gonna explain why random corners of her room smell like rancid poonani?

 

[sparklemilhouse]

In sure her whole room smells like it by now. The unwashed sheets, the dirty clothes...

Sarah was a real unfortunate looking baby.

 

[BT 075]

Sarah was a real unfortunate looking baby.

Even as a babby she was squinting to look more Japanese.

 

[Foulmouth]

Pixyteri is fat and I have video of Hal sexing her I will pay you to take.

 

[CWCissey]

Pixyteri is fat and I have video of Hal sexing her I will pay you to take.

Hal smells.

 

[Colress]

pixyteri is fat and i would not draw porn of her

 

[Foulmouth]

pixyteri is fat and I would not look at MZD Mommy's home drawn porn of her, ever, nope, didn't happen.

 

[CalmMyTits]

So she thinks washing her hair will make it lighter and she actually has tantrums at work when she is asked to work outside???

Allrightythen.

(I don't even need to comment on anything poon-related since others have already said what I was thinking)

 

[Seahorses]

So she thinks washing her hair will make it lighter and she actually has tantrums at work when she is asked to work outside???

Allrightythen.

(I don't even need to comment on anything poon-related since others have already said what I was thinking)

I just washed my hair with coffee this morning.

Can confirm, I am now Japanese. I can also confirm I am now Sailor Moon.

 

[TL 611]

loool - it's 10 years old now but here's Pixyteri's old livejournal where she roleplayed as some animu thing http://teriyakiyoko.livejournal.com/ . Its pretty fucking odd

 

[Pikonic]

... Won't the sex toys start to smell if the doesn't clean them?
How is she gonna explain why random corners of her entire room smells like rancid poonani?

Fixed

 

[LU 961]

... Won't the sex toys start to smell if the doesn't clean them?
How is she gonna explain why random corners of her room smell like rancid poonani?

This might actually explain why she gets recurrent UTI's and yeast infections. If she doesn't clean them...then she's getting all kinds of nasty bacteria in there, among other things. Any of those come in contact with her urethra? Bam, infection.

 

[KaiserC]

Why do I keep getting into these threads just after having lunch?!

 

[Dee]

I made some PixyTeri fanart, and I sorta based it off a Japanese demon, just the whole concept. This is really conceptual stuff.

Spoiler

 

[pickleniggo]

So she thinks washing her hair will make it lighter and she actually has tantrums at work when she is asked to work outside???

And you just know they ask her to work outside in an attempt to blow the stink off her. God she's so gross.

 

[Axiom]

Man, I've been following J-vlog drama the last few days and then I come back here and...

 

[Not There]

The drought is over! The Queen has retur....

I'mma need therapy.

 

[Beef Thunderpants]

The cowboy hat one isn't bad at all, but where the hell is it?

In another picture, is that a string or just some lint?

 

[Lunachu]

The cowboy hat one isn't bad at all, but where the hell is it?

In another picture, is that a string or just some lint?

It's a tampon string.

 

[what0908]

The cowboy hat one isn't bad at all, but where the hell is it?

In another picture, is that a string or just some lint?

the cowboy pic is from when she entered a bikini competition a few years ago (spoiler: she didn't win)