👑 Queen Pixyteri - Thread #1

[Mourning Dove]

Pixy is so fat that she will probably have health problems in the future if she doesn't change her lifestyle.

 

[CWCissey]

Pixy is so fat that everyone is making fat jokes about her.

Well we could move onto stupid jokes.

Pixy so stupid she went into Currys and ordered a Tikka Masala.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Half of the posts in this thread are the equivalent of a guy walking into a room, saying "WAZZUUUUP" and high-fiving himself.

Much like a certain parale of a horse and liquid you can provide a thread with content but you can't make it discuss it.

 

[Mourning Dove]

Pixy is so stupid that her IQ isn't very high.

 

[exball]

Pixy is so stupid that she got fat.

 

[Linako 2.0]

Pixy is so stupid, she thought a Quarterback was a refund

 

[The Dude]

Pixy so fat Lane Bryant said "I'm sorry, we can't help you."

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Her coworkers told her that she'll never get married?

Also:
http://www.staminarose.org/pt/src/139490211524.jpg

 

[The Dude]

"Why won't people let me dream????"

OK, go ahead. Because that's all they'll ever be.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Wait, so is she basically bending what coworkers are saying so it sounds like they're a personal attack?

Co worker: "Marriage is a sham. Nobody should do it"

Pixy immediately goes to her phone "THEY SAID I'LL NEVER GET MARRIED"

If someone IS walking up to her at work and telling her that she'll never get married that is kind of fucked up but I get the feeling it probably isn't the case. Saying "You'll never get married with that attitude towards blah blah blah" is acceptable though. She has some weird standards and worldviews that are going to make any relationship she gets into unstable. I'm not going to use her looks to state she can't get married because if she magically became a thoughtful, well-adjusted person overnight we wouldn't be talking shit. If she dressed normal, bathed, etc then she'd just be some average woman on the street.

 

[A-Stump]

Half of the posts in this thread are the equivalent of a guy walking into a room, saying "WAZZUUUUP" and high-fiving himself.

That's every lolcow related thread in the forum ever.

And almost all of chat.

The site is a cornerstone of redundancy

Also Pixy is so fat she ate all the food in a store and inconvenienced the other patrons because of her fat and I won't have sex with her because she's fat and ate all the food

 

[wheat pasta]

To be fair, she probably won't get married ever.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

If she does get married she'll end up like ForeverKailyn

 

[Axiom]

Her coworkers told her that she'll never get married?

Also:

http://www.staminarose.org/pt/src/139490211524.jpg

Wait... hasn't she renounced everything Japanese? Why is she having a fit about not getting anything for a manufactured Japanese holiday?

And why do I want to assume she's being exceptionally annoying somehow with her contacts? I know every store has different dress codes, but I've worked retain with lots of earrings, purple hair, and visible tattoos, and no one said anything because I didn't draw people's attention to it all the time and I did my freaking job.

 

[John Titor]

Pixy's so clueless, she wore a kimono to a Chinese Buddhist temple and wondered where all the miko were.

 

[A-№1]

Pixy doesn't want to get married. She wants to wear an expensive white dress at an expensive fancy party where she is the center of attention and afterward have some man support her and pay all her bills so she doesn't have to work. That's not the same thing.

Also Pixy's so fat her doctor puts down the Body Mass Index chart and reaches for the Hertzsprung Russell.

 

[applecat]

Hm yeah, nothing sexier than a bunch of folded underwear in a laundry basket.

 

[Carlson]

"Pantsu."

Their size makes them look more like women's shirts.

 

[A-Stump]

Pantsu

Waifu

Pizzu

Kung fu-u

 

[Axiom]

That reminds me, I need to do laundry.