👑 Queen Pixyteri - Thread #1

[Satoru182]

Whaaa! shit dude I just have breakfast c;mon!

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Can we just have a rule that all Pixy pics be in spoiler tags? I want a choice on whether or not my eyes bleed.

 

[A-Stump]

Pixy would make a better Slimer

 

[Golly]

She looks like Meatloaf with dirty feet in that one.

 

[A-Stump]

She looks like Meatloaf with dirty feet in that one.

Yeah, she never bothers cleaning her feet. You think an important thing about cosplay is looking your best and not having a layer of grime sticking to your soles.

 

[Golly]

Yeah, she never bothers cleaning her feet. You think an important thing about cosplay is looking your best and not having a layer of grime sticking to your soles.

Well, it kind of matches the shade of the costume?

 

[The Dude]

Pixy would make a better Slimer

Nah, she'd be Zuul.

 

[CWCissey]

Did you hear the news? In light of this recent Pixy pose, Exxon, BP and Shell are getting into a bidding war for Harold Ramis' corpse as it slowly drills through the Earth's crust.

 

[The Dude]

Did you hear the news? In light of this recent Pixy pose, Exxon, BP and Shell are getting into a bidding war for Harold Ramis' corpse as it slowly drills through the Earth's crust.

Because he's spinning in his grave?

 

[CWCissey]

Because he's spinning in his grave?

Yes that was the joke.

 

[A-Stump]

You know those famous pictures of the guys eating sushi off of the body of a naked chick? Pixy could get a job doing that, you could fit an entire lumberjack's breakfast on her ass alone.

 

[CWCissey]

You know those famous pictures of the guys eating sushi off of the body of a naked chick? Pixy could get a job doing that, you could fit an entire lumberjack's breakfast on her ass alone.

Is that a new diet method?

 

[The Dude]

You know those famous pictures of the guys eating sushi off of the body of a naked chick? Pixy could get a job doing that, you could fit an entire lumberjack's breakfast on her ass alone.

If the lumberjack is into bulimia.

 

[Stratochu]

You know those famous pictures of the guys eating sushi off of the body of a naked chick? Pixy could get a job doing that, you could fit an entire lumberjack's breakfast on her ass alone.

Put a Taco Bell Grande Meal on Pixy's back, and I could eat it off her back, then she'd roll over, I'd put the Cinnabon Mini-Delights in her cleavage and the large Mountain Dew Baja Blast cup in her vagina, finish those, and I'd have hanky-panky with her after that.

 

[A-Stump]

Put a Taco Bell Grande Meal on Pixy's back, and I could eat it off her back, then she'd roll over, I'd put the Cinnabon Mini-Delights in her cleavage and the large Mountain Dew Baja Blast cup in her vagina, finish those, and I'd have hanky-panky with her after that.

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[Springblossom]

Put a Taco Bell Grande Meal on Pixy's back, and I could eat it off her back, then she'd roll over, I'd put the Cinnabon Mini-Delights in her cleavage and the large Mountain Dew Baja Blast cup in her vagina, finish those, and I'd have hanky-panky with her after that.

I don't know which would be less healthy.

 

[exball]

I don't know which would be less healthy.

Both will kill you.

 

[The Dude]

Put a Taco Bell Grande Meal on Pixy's back, and I could eat it off her back, then she'd roll over, I'd put the Cinnabon Mini-Delights in her cleavage and the large Mountain Dew Baja Blast cup in her vagina, finish those, and I'd have hanky-panky with her after that.

Whatever floats your tugboat.

 

[Strewth]

If Pixy was a restaurant she'd be condemned by the health authority. No way you could get me to eat anything off of that grimy, greasy... Just ick.

 

[Axiom]

This conversation got incredibly fucking strange...