💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

[Axiom]

Just gonna say, this looks like some freaky cult.

 

[applecat]

. She sees cooking for oneself as something of a class thing and only poor people do it. That's why she specifically mentions wanting her husband to take her out to eat all the time, she doesn't want to cook for him.

How does she feel about the fact that real Japanese house-waifus are usually expected to get up at the ass-crack of dawn and make intricate bento boxes for everyone else in the house?

(Probably the same way she feels about real Japanese people using soap, I'd imagine.)

 

[ASoulMan]

I imagine the bath water turns dark as soon as she steps in whenever she's forced to do so.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Just gonna say, this looks like some freaky cult.

It shall be the formal attire of the Cult of Chris-Chan in the post-apocalyptic future.
People will find the ruins of Chris's house full of toys and things and some mangled records about him from the remains of the Internet, and conclude that he was some sort of divine monarch since people used to catalog everything about his life and discuss everything about his life in intricate detail (and because he was fat and opulent).

 

[Pine Tar]

It shall be the formal attire of the Cult of Our Pet Lolcow in the post-apocalyptic future.
People will find the ruins of Chris's house full of toys and things and some mangled records about him from the remains of the Internet, and conclude that he was some sort of divine monarch since people used to catalog everything about his life and discuss everything about his life in intricate detail (and because he was fat and opulent).

And the faithful shall all cry "JULAY!!!!" in the hopes that the Wife of the Great King shall return and bless their crops and give them sacred content.

 

[ASoulMan]

It shall be the formal attire of the Cult of Our Pet Lolcow in the post-apocalyptic future.
People will find the ruins of Chris's house full of toys and things and some mangled records about him from the remains of the Internet, and conclude that he was some sort of divine monarch since people used to catalog everything about his life and discuss everything about his life in intricate detail (and because he was fat and opulent).

And the religion will be called Cwcism, named after the colorful vocabulary of Christopher Ricardo Weston Chandler.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Also, why are her feet doing this?

Spoiler

Those are Japanese tabi socks, traditionally worn with sandals. They are true nippon and therefore kawaii

 

[Axiom]

It shall be the formal attire of the Cult of Our Pet Lolcow in the post-apocalyptic future.
People will find the ruins of Chris's house full of toys and things and some mangled records about him from the remains of the Internet, and conclude that he was some sort of divine monarch since people used to catalog everything about his life and discuss everything about his life in intricate detail (and because he was fat and opulent).

Amen.

...I mean JUUULAAAAY.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I second this and would like to add that I would not have sex with her.

Also, why are her feet doing this?

Spoiler

Looks like she bought a pair of Japanese toe socks. It also looks like they don't fit.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

And then bounce on a dirty, fluff covered dildo for a while going 'Nyyuuuuu~',

I don't undersatnd the nyyyuuu thing. It sounds almost like "nyan".

o she steals them from her mom who buys cheap disposable single razor blades and then she DRY SHAVES HER VAGINA

NO. My vag hurts now ;(

 

[Ariel]

I second this and would like to add that I would not have sex with her.

Also, why are her feet doing this?

Spoiler

I'm seeing long leg hair.

 

[LM 697]

I'm seeing long leg hair.

That's just dirt.

 

[Ariel]

That's just dirt.

That makes it even worse!

 

[applecat]

Now now weens, I'm sure Pixy's legs are both dirty AND hairy.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

Looks like she bought a pair of Japanese toe socks. It also looks like they don't fit.

Yep. I was just about to post that answer myself, haha. But that is indeed what it is.

My question would be: What is with her eyes? Something seems off. Photoshop? Contacts? Eyes naturally that way?

 

[Descent]

If her parents were smart they'd buy Pixy this TRUE AND HONEST sushi soap set.

 

[I Will Consider That]

I'm sure I missed something along the way. . . .so she doesn't wash her hair because it will make it lighter colored, and I know someone got her to waste all her mom's coffee to make her hair darker colored. . .. .. so why the fuck can't she dye her damn hair if she wants it dark? It's pretty easy to darken your own hair at home (not anywhere nearly as difficult as bleaching or anything-- really, I think even Pixy could do it).

 

[pixydesu]

so why the fuck can't she dye her damn hair if she wants it dark? It's pretty easy to darken your own hair at home (not anywhere nearly as difficult as bleaching or anything-- really, I think even Pixy could do it).

Her mom forbids it. She actually raged when PT used to bring the subject up because she knew pixyteri was trying to look more Japanese.

 

[I Will Consider That]

Her mom forbids it. She actually raged when PT used to bring the subject up because she knew pixyteri was trying to look more Japanese.

thank you!

 

[A-Stump]

If her parents were smart they'd buy Pixy this TRUE AND HONEST sushi soap set.

She needs no help to smell like fish.

I have a question for you, Pixydesu. Do you know when her whole weaboo obsession really started? Like I'm aware you're probably more interested in the fast and ugly present but can one assume you know anything of her past that isn't common knowledge?