- Registrado
- 7 de Jul, 2022
Pitch a movie with the worst possible cast, crew, and financier.
Pitch the worst movie ever
- Iniciador del tema HyperboreanRightsActivist
- Fecha de inicio
-
🚨 DDoS attack. Tor is stable: https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojhmqruw2nit3uejrpiagrxeuxiyxcyd.onion/.
🔎 Please read my article, How to Dox Anyone: A Liz Fong-Jones Story. (Xitter), (Substack). -
Want to keep track of this thread?
Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
Create account
- Registrado
- 4 de Jul, 2022
Memorial Day
Plot
After a college town in Virginia demolishes a monument to Confederate general Beauregard "Whip-Cracker" Jackson, an alt-right MAGA chud dresses in a Confederate uniform and infectively tries to kill an extremely diverse group of 28 year-olds who are playing high school students. Rated PG-13.
Starring
A bunch of sneering mystery meats from Tiktok
Writer
Joss Whedon
Director
Lena Dunham
Financier
Harvey Weinstein's prison commissary fund
Plot
After a college town in Virginia demolishes a monument to Confederate general Beauregard "Whip-Cracker" Jackson, an alt-right MAGA chud dresses in a Confederate uniform and infectively tries to kill an extremely diverse group of 28 year-olds who are playing high school students. Rated PG-13.
Starring
A bunch of sneering mystery meats from Tiktok
Writer
Joss Whedon
Director
Lena Dunham
Financier
Harvey Weinstein's prison commissary fund
TheDarknessGrows
kiwifarms.net
- Registrado
- 28 de Dic, 2021
So these guys set out to make a flop of a play but accidentally make something that (most) people love.
- Registrado
- 17 de Ago, 2018
Jaden Smith, Jada Smith, David Spade, and Amy Schumer are teaching children about diversity, equity and inclusion. Problem is, they are ROOMMATES in NYC. Produced by Michael Bay.
- Registrado
- 4 de Mayo, 2022
Fight Club 2: Fight Harder
After the events of Fight Club, our protagonists, some black lesbians, begin attending the meetings and winning all the fights. Tyler Durden and The Narrator, together, recognize how awesome the women, and declare them the new Presidents of the Fight Club, They use the power of the Fight Club to get the Mayor of California to stop oppressing minorities and to implement rent control, leading to a Utopian society. Until, that is, Elon Musk and some drug cartels join forces to invade America Red Dawn style. Luckily, the black lesbian crew is on the job and beat all of Elon and the Cartels' security and finally punch them silly in a bare knuckle fight, including the most body positive black lesbian giving Elon a Stinkface.
(Honestly, while trying to think of this it occurred to me that it's really just that Robyn Hood show, and I can't even write parody any more - it's literally just shows that are on).
Starring: Whatever nigger women are being astroturfed right now, Brad Pitt, Ed Norton, Helena Bonham Carter, Meatloaf (no, not in flashbacks, turns out he wasn't dead and wants to tell the women how awesome they are)
Directed by: Steve McQueen
Written by: Chuck Palahniuk and Niecy Nash, based on an idea by Honore de Balzac
Or you could just watch Hypnotic, which is probably the worst thing I've seen in a long time (at least the first 20 minutes which was all I got through).
After the events of Fight Club, our protagonists, some black lesbians, begin attending the meetings and winning all the fights. Tyler Durden and The Narrator, together, recognize how awesome the women, and declare them the new Presidents of the Fight Club, They use the power of the Fight Club to get the Mayor of California to stop oppressing minorities and to implement rent control, leading to a Utopian society. Until, that is, Elon Musk and some drug cartels join forces to invade America Red Dawn style. Luckily, the black lesbian crew is on the job and beat all of Elon and the Cartels' security and finally punch them silly in a bare knuckle fight, including the most body positive black lesbian giving Elon a Stinkface.
(Honestly, while trying to think of this it occurred to me that it's really just that Robyn Hood show, and I can't even write parody any more - it's literally just shows that are on).
Starring: Whatever nigger women are being astroturfed right now, Brad Pitt, Ed Norton, Helena Bonham Carter, Meatloaf (no, not in flashbacks, turns out he wasn't dead and wants to tell the women how awesome they are)
Directed by: Steve McQueen
Written by: Chuck Palahniuk and Niecy Nash, based on an idea by Honore de Balzac
Or you could just watch Hypnotic, which is probably the worst thing I've seen in a long time (at least the first 20 minutes which was all I got through).
- Registrado
- 4 de Jun, 2020
Title: F West
Plot: One man takes up the challenge to put up a patio in a single night. A heart warming tale of a family battling the odds to help Fred put him his patios as fast as he can, all under the cover of darkness.
Director: Paul Gadd
Funding: The BBC.
Plot: One man takes up the challenge to put up a patio in a single night. A heart warming tale of a family battling the odds to help Fred put him his patios as fast as he can, all under the cover of darkness.
Director: Paul Gadd
Funding: The BBC.
- Registrado
- 24 de Jun, 2020
Title: Pole Position
Synopsis: a stunning, brave and beautiful transwomyn of color enters the world of racing, and the only crew chief willing to work with "her" hates "her" guts. But as they work together, and climb ever higher in the rankings, can love bloom on the racetrack?
Starring: Lady Dane, I guess (only tranny actor I know the name of), Alex Jones.
Director: Nick Cassavetes
Funding: the winners of the Sandy Hook lolsuit.
Synopsis: a stunning, brave and beautiful transwomyn of color enters the world of racing, and the only crew chief willing to work with "her" hates "her" guts. But as they work together, and climb ever higher in the rankings, can love bloom on the racetrack?
Starring: Lady Dane, I guess (only tranny actor I know the name of), Alex Jones.
Director: Nick Cassavetes
Funding: the winners of the Sandy Hook lolsuit.
- Registrado
- 5 de Jul, 2023
"Marvel x Star Wars"
It's not just one movie - it's an event! 6 movies, three from each universe!
Imagine how many Wolverines with lightsabers we can sell! And there's two post-credit scenes at the end that
It's not just one movie - it's an event! 6 movies, three from each universe!
Imagine how many Wolverines with lightsabers we can sell! And there's two post-credit scenes at the end that
- Registrado
- 2 de Abr, 2023
Hi! I'm Rian Johnson.
- Registrado
- 2 de Ene, 2023
October's Rising, a Holocaust Love Story by Russell Greer.
newuser131
kiwifarms.net
- Registrado
- 22 de Ene, 2023
The Akkadian Empire
2025 . R . 4hrs
Plot Synopsis: A tubby nobody from Swinton takes his online rage, of the feminist invasion into the video game industry, to a new website called Youtube. Witness the rise of Sargon of Akkad and the eventual downfall of Carl Benjamin.
Director: Alan Smithee
Writers: Carl Benjamin, Vee, Kraut
Starring: anyone who will work for scale
Genres: Drama (because the skeptics always take themselves seriously)
Taglines: "I wouldn't even rape you", "We are trying to save the West"
Motion Picture Rating (MPAA): Rated R for some sexuality, nudity and language
2025 . R . 4hrs
Plot Synopsis: A tubby nobody from Swinton takes his online rage, of the feminist invasion into the video game industry, to a new website called Youtube. Witness the rise of Sargon of Akkad and the eventual downfall of Carl Benjamin.
Director: Alan Smithee
Writers: Carl Benjamin, Vee, Kraut
Starring: anyone who will work for scale
Genres: Drama (because the skeptics always take themselves seriously)
Taglines: "I wouldn't even rape you", "We are trying to save the West"
Motion Picture Rating (MPAA): Rated R for some sexuality, nudity and language
- Registrado
- 17 de Jun, 2019
"Waste of Time"
PG-13 / 3:30 hrs / Indie
Shot only in static flat angles, we follow a plain, average middle aged man's day. From working a completely monotone and uneventful remote job, to him visiting his favorite forums afterwards for the rest of the day.
Takes place across an entire year, fast forwarding through his routine until we hit a spot where he deviates. All of these moments build up throughout the film, as they show the man growing frustrated with his life and desiring to change himself. As the year comes to a close, he promises himself to improve his situation next year.
Film ends with the man opening up the front door to his home, he is blinded by the morning light. The new year is here, and it's time to shape up. Suddenly, his phone vibrates. Looking at the screen, the man quietly shuts the door again, and decides to sit down on his couch so he can masturbate to whatever is on his screen. And then the days just fly by again...
Starring: Bryant "EatDatPussy445" Moreland
Direction: Some Tiktoker
Production: Youtube
PG-13 / 3:30 hrs / Indie
Shot only in static flat angles, we follow a plain, average middle aged man's day. From working a completely monotone and uneventful remote job, to him visiting his favorite forums afterwards for the rest of the day.
Takes place across an entire year, fast forwarding through his routine until we hit a spot where he deviates. All of these moments build up throughout the film, as they show the man growing frustrated with his life and desiring to change himself. As the year comes to a close, he promises himself to improve his situation next year.
Film ends with the man opening up the front door to his home, he is blinded by the morning light. The new year is here, and it's time to shape up. Suddenly, his phone vibrates. Looking at the screen, the man quietly shuts the door again, and decides to sit down on his couch so he can masturbate to whatever is on his screen. And then the days just fly by again...
Starring: Bryant "EatDatPussy445" Moreland
Direction: Some Tiktoker
Production: Youtube
Quintex96
kiwifarms.net
- Registrado
- 15 de Ene, 2019
"Healing Divide"
Two college aged teens end up becoming unconventional friends after leaving their respective homes for college. Travis is an openly gay liberal from california with dreams of becoming an actor whilst Hank jr comes from a traditional southern household from a red state who at first is a clone of his father but slowly learns to become his own person through his friendship with Travis.
Key scenes would be Hank jr having a 'this isn't who i am anymore' speech at a MAGA rally, Travis being introduced to Hank sr and the line 'tearing down this wall' being in the trailers.
No idea who to cast for them, all i know is that Elliot Page will be in the movie in some way as a Trans-woman because the headlines would write themselves.
Two college aged teens end up becoming unconventional friends after leaving their respective homes for college. Travis is an openly gay liberal from california with dreams of becoming an actor whilst Hank jr comes from a traditional southern household from a red state who at first is a clone of his father but slowly learns to become his own person through his friendship with Travis.
Key scenes would be Hank jr having a 'this isn't who i am anymore' speech at a MAGA rally, Travis being introduced to Hank sr and the line 'tearing down this wall' being in the trailers.
No idea who to cast for them, all i know is that Elliot Page will be in the movie in some way as a Trans-woman because the headlines would write themselves.
- Registrado
- 15 de Dic, 2021
Gay niggers during the Holocaust with scenes dealing with a Jewish Doctor fixing their prolapses and the Nazi women being obviously attracted to them.
Power Ranger Monster
kiwifarms.net
- Registrado
- 1 de Oct, 2020
So imagine an entire 2-hour flick in this format...
Manul Otocolobus
kiwifarms.net
- Registrado
- 2 de Nov, 2021
"Liz Fong Jones: Her Struggle - A Lifetime Original Movie"
Cast: Trannies
Crew: Tranny Chasers
A production that is joint financed by Honeycomb & Stinkditch LLC.
Cast: Trannies
Crew: Tranny Chasers
A production that is joint financed by Honeycomb & Stinkditch LLC.
- Registrado
- 2 de Mar, 2021
"Sonichu da movie"
Plot: 2 hours of sonichu just hanging out with Chris and trying to stop the dimensional merge while finding a way to stop my little pony generation 4 from ending.
Staring Chris as himself, Charlie Day as voice of Sonichu, John Goodman as Bob,whatever woman is willing to take the role as Barb, Barb as herself.
Financed by Praetor productions
Plot: 2 hours of sonichu just hanging out with Chris and trying to stop the dimensional merge while finding a way to stop my little pony generation 4 from ending.
Staring Chris as himself, Charlie Day as voice of Sonichu, John Goodman as Bob,
Financed by Praetor productions
Papa stink
kiwifarms.net
- Registrado
- 15 de Ene, 2020
Big Black and Hitler
Plot: Adolf Hitler is reincarnated as a sassy fat black woman (played by Lizzo). But he's not alone as Osama Bin Laden has been reincarnated as a live streamer (played by xqc) and is gaining popularity after his letter to America went viral. Hitler now has to build his following through TikTok while competing with Bin Laden all while facing systematic racial oppression and an orange president who's even worse than him.
Director: Seth Rogen
Starring: Lizo, xqc, and Stephen Colbert
Financer: The ghost of Jeffery Epstein
Plot: Adolf Hitler is reincarnated as a sassy fat black woman (played by Lizzo). But he's not alone as Osama Bin Laden has been reincarnated as a live streamer (played by xqc) and is gaining popularity after his letter to America went viral. Hitler now has to build his following through TikTok while competing with Bin Laden all while facing systematic racial oppression and an orange president who's even worse than him.
Director: Seth Rogen
Starring: Lizo, xqc, and Stephen Colbert
Financer: The ghost of Jeffery Epstein