African Jungle Nigger
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This person made fun of me once he must be destroyed!
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Who the fuck puts mayo on fries?
Oh right the French. I saw that shit when I went to Omaha Beach to see Normandy Landing fields.
There's a Cafe at Pegasus Bridge big ol' fat motherfucker was just slopping that shit on.
I thought Pulp Fiction was lying to me.
They weren't lying to me.
Fucking gross.
Oh right the French. I saw that shit when I went to Omaha Beach to see Normandy Landing fields.
There's a Cafe at Pegasus Bridge big ol' fat motherfucker was just slopping that shit on.
I thought Pulp Fiction was lying to me.
They weren't lying to me.
Fucking gross.
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- 3 de Jul, 2021
"The French copy no one and no one copies the French"
That sounds fuck awful btw.
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- 16 de Ago, 2019
Canadians, Belgians
The only Americans who put mayo on fries are the same people who eat cheese right out of the package so fat obese people who suck down fat and calories like it’s their job. Except not even fat asses from Wisconsin do that shit, Patrick S Tomlinson is more dignified than that.
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- 6 de Oct, 2021
It sounds like one of the punishments in Hell for the level that deals with Gluttony.
An endless plate of fries, but the only condiment is mayo.
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- 20 de Abr, 2022
Hot take but fries dipped in mayo is unironically good shit.
The only thing better than it is fries dipped in Malt vinegar.
Horrible as hell for you so I don't eat them.
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- 6 de Oct, 2021
I'll take your word for that one bro, no offense.
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- 26 de Feb, 2023
Alright, never thought the gunt board was going to lead me this way...
MaltVinegarRespecter
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- 22 de Mar, 2023
Agreed.
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- 20 de Abr, 2022
None taken.
They have it at five guys, you can get malt vinegar from them for the fries.
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- 26 de Nov, 2016
It tastes even fattier and more oily than fast food crap. I did try sriracha mayo, that's pretty good. The spiciness evens it out.
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- 20 de Abr, 2022
Horrific. Bacon mayo or nothing else
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- 26 de Nov, 2016
Honey bacon topped fries is great but that's like the caloric intake of an entire day, or PPP's first round of appetisers during pre-morning tea snacks.
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- 6 de Oct, 2021
They've lost their fucking minds bro, the Chodebuds Revelations were just too much, that amount of Homosexual Scheming would break any man, why do you think the Harkonnens were the most batshit House in Dune, my advise is get out while you still can, its too late for me, they've already seen me.
All I can do is give you the same advise Harley Warren gave to Randolph Carter, Run you fool! RUN!
Fucking mayo on fries...
you know when people start unironically recommending mayo on fries something is rotten in the Dear God they've gotten to you too!
Even the Jannys aren't safe, we're fucking doomed. The Gunt Board will all be on Deathfats or dead from the Beetus by Thanksgiving unless you stop this madness!
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AltisticCentre
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- 18 de Mar, 2023
Not sure if this got posted yet but Christorian was renting somewhere walking distance near his parents (read: most likely a room in their house) and he was thinking of doing an internet show after moving from there
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- 29 de Jul, 2021
god this guy is methed out. just seeing how many messages this guy inundated people with is crazy. Everytime I read a message from this guy I cringe. Theres no way this guy has a job.
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- 11 de Ago, 2020
Fresh cut fries dipped in ranch are the cats pajamas
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- 22 de Abr, 2019
99% of the time fries are just a vessel for a sauce/condiment you enjoy unless they are homemade, who cares what goop people force into their face on the potato. anyways christorian is probably fat and eats mayo out of the jar with a spoon
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- 26 de Nov, 2016
That's a lot of words to say "I still live with mummy".