Pirates vs Ninjas

[HG 400]

The real question.

 

[Dr. Meme]

So basically weeaboos vs Brazilian kids who can't afford video games? Ok

 

[exball]

A pirate would just shoot him.

 

[HG 400]

A pirate would just shoot him.

Ya this.

 

[AnOminous]

A pirate would just shoot him.

Pirates mostly had single shot flintlock pistols that were accurate about as far as you could spit. The ninja would do some ninja shit and they'd miss, and then they'd have to fight.

 

[HypeBeast]

Ninjas would trick the pirates with poisoned liquor or some other sneaky ninja stuff.

 

[The Knife]

Pirates have no honor and fight dirty. Therefore they would win.

Ninja might knock off one or two of them sneaky-like before the other pirates dogpiled him because pirates stand up for their bros.

 

[CatParty]

welcome to the internet circa 2005

add zombies next year

 

[Count groudon]

Pirates were notorious for carrying debilitating diseases from traveling from third world shithole to shithole. If the ninja came into contact with a pirate's bodily fluids (like blood) they'd be totally fucked in the long run.

 

[XYZpdq]

Pirates were notorious for carrying debilitating diseases from traveling from third world shithole to shithole. If the ninja came into contact with a pirate's bodily fluids (like blood) they'd be totally fucked in the long run.

ninjas are already poison, didn't you see Ninja Scroll?

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Ninjas, while overrated, had formal martial arts backgrounds and continuous physical training.

Pirates were disease-ridden seabound hobos who ocassionally got involved in sword fights.

 

[AnOminous]

Ninjas, while overrated, had formal martial arts backgrounds and continuous physical training.

Pirates were disease-ridden seabound hobos who ocassionally got involved in sword fights.

They were often missing limbs and eyes and were depraved, mentally ill perverts and even, horror or horrors, sodomites.

 

[exball]

They were often missing limbs and eyes and were depraved, mentally ill perverts and even, horror or horrors, sodomites.

Yes, but they had guns. Ninjas were better suited for the shadows. Provided it was a straight up fight as is proposed, the pirate would shoot him. They usually wore belts of flint locks to compensate for the inaccuracy and many carried blunderbusses.

 

[Gaol]

 

[Fallensaint]

I don't see why you can't be both a ninja and a pirate and go pillage ships with shurikens.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

They were often missing limbs and eyes and were depraved, mentally ill perverts and even, horror or horrors, sodomites.

Who would've thought that large groups of men who spent weeks and maybe even months away from females would occasionally indulge into gay sex!

 

[BILLY MAYS]

>no robots
>no zombies

This thread is dumb

 

[Trombonista]

One Piece is better than Naruto, so pirates win.

I like both series, though.

 

[AnimuGinger]

Ninjas can't swim.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Both are overdone, but ninjas were overdone far more.