Pick a middle name for my future daughter

[Brenda Holiday]

I'm dead serious and will post proof if this ever occurs, God willing. If I don't have a daughter it will go to a second son because I'm not set on a middle name for that scenario either.
Feel free to make silly write in suggestions too

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

Shaniqua.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Busmalis.

Every time you see a report card or doctor's bill you'll remember that Oz fan who really likes East Germany.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Crystal

 

[CallmeCicada]

"Lastname", so when you're upset with her you and call her by full name, you say " "Blank" Lastname Holiday! Get over here. "

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Tatiana or Alexandra.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Sneed

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

"Lastname", so when you're upset with her you and call her by full name, you say " "Blank" Lastname Holiday! Get over here. "

she will also make a software developer have a lil panic moment somewhere every time she registers to some online service

 

[rel=alternate]

I'm dead serious

It's kind of in bad taste tbh. Unless you actually like the name I guess.

There are things in life that don't matter, like middle names. But when you make them out to be a joke, that's when people get offended.

 

[CallmeCicada]

she will also make a software developer have a lil panic moment somewhere every time she registers to some online service

You could double dip and make her first name Null too. lol

 

[Honored guest]

Marian

 

[666NASTYFUCKINGFREAK666]

IFuckKids would be a wholesome name methinks

 

[NoReturn]

It has to make sense with the first and last name. People need to take meanings seriously.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Eleanor
Marilyn
Madeleine

It depends on the rest of her name, and see if there's "synergy", but without that, these are good ones I'd give her.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Why even have middle name?

 

[seri0us]

Claudia

 

[IAmTheSmackDaddy]

Lamigra

 

[Patrick Not-Star]

Gaylord

 

[Manuel Noriega]

Nigger

 

[grimacefetishist]

Hot dog