Orbiter Phil’s Weird Body... - Like, WTF? I’ve never seen anything like it.

[Wurstbrot]

Phil has to be the winner, always, or else his self-esteem threatens suicide. Even when he compares his wife's milkshakers to his.

(stolen from LSB, 2 hours ago)

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[Balr0g]

Not sure if this belongs here but that's some serious shaking dood

 

[Angry Mug]

Has Phil changed his camera clarity of late? I was watching some detractor videos, as you do, and noticed something. He seems a lot clearer, looking genuinely more pasty, goatee looking dire as all hell and a genuine mess. I know that he mentioned changing the camera set up 9read as: move it) because of the office clean up.

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

Not sure if this belongs here but that's some serious shaking dood

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FSjmjLR3_CM

He said it all slowly because he had to think about what to say,he has been lying his whole life and is so terrible at it. Luckily no one outside very naive or mentally challenged people believe him. Also he is getting fatter,he has no muscle mass and doesnt move other than walking to the office and back to his room so I guess 1,2k calories a day must be enough for him and he is eating above that.

 

[Balr0g]

He said it all slowly because he had to think about what to say,he has been lying his whole life and is so terrible at it. Luckily no one outside very naive or mentally challenged people believe him. Also he is getting fatter,he has no muscle mass and doesnt move other than walking to the office and back to his room so I guess 1,2k calories a day must be enough for him and he is eating above that.

He also isn't the tallest man on earth so his basic intake should be somewhat smaller (I googled the basic calorie intake at my height and it was over 2k so thanks mother nature for giving me this height). And as you mentioned since he is basically doing an office job the intake should be even smaller. Unless he is doiung a secret workout..oh who am i kidding?

 

[Penix]

So I'm just going to leave this here, watch at own risk.
I miss the kitchen videos, that shit has quite the echo. Snorts just don't sound the same in his playpen you know.

Spoiler: Decarbing pig

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[Tumbo]

What do people think the odds are of a 4th or 5th ear infection before the end of the year? I'd say it's definitely a possibility and who knows maybe if it happens he will see a Dr like a normal person.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

What do people think the odds are of a 4th or 5th ear infection before the end of the year? I'd say it's definitely a possibility and who knows maybe if it happens he will see a Dr like a normal person.

He got new pillows and cleaned his office dude. 0% chance

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

What do people think the odds are of a 4th or 5th ear infection before the end of the year? I'd say it's definitely a possibility and who knows maybe if it happens he will see a Dr like a normal person.

whens the next champions event?

 

[TheGoutGoblin]

This image is so fucking disturbing. I legitimately cannot look at this for more than 5 seconds without feeling uneasy. Found on reddit.

 

[Schmeckel]

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This image is so fucking disturbing. I legitimately cannot look at this for more than 5 seconds without feeling uneasy. Found on reddit.

That's fuckin' terrifying. I know that genetics can be a bitch, and how you take care of yourself (or NOT take care of yourself, in Dave's case) can affect your appearance... But, Christ on a cracker. I kinda sometimes watch those blustery senate hearings, and most of those moldy old faggots look better than Dave. And they're twice his age!

Edit: Forgot a couple couple words.

 

[millais]

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This image is so fucking disturbing. I legitimately cannot look at this for more than 5 seconds without feeling uneasy. Found on reddit.

The AI upscaling is unkind to him, but I think it may be hiding his warts as blemishes.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

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This image is so fucking disturbing. I legitimately cannot look at this for more than 5 seconds without feeling uneasy. Found on reddit.

I love his stroke droop. It's so cute and it bugs him a lot.

 

[Draventren]

Sometimes when I listen to TIHYDP or anything with Phil in it, something in his fucking wheezy voice makes me want to stop what I'm doing and take multiple deep breaths. Does this phenomenon happen to anyone else?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Sometimes when I listen to TIHYDP or anything with Phil in it, something in his fucking wheezy voice makes me want to stop what I'm doing and take multiple deep breaths. Does this phenomenon happen to anyone else?

Yes. It makes me want to watch snuff porn, something more family friendly.

 

[rubynutmeg]

Pretty rare sight because we rarely see him in profile, but Phil's jawline (or lack of one, I should say) looks pretty weird to me.

 

[Iron Father]

we rarely see him in profile

I saved this from a video the other day:

Look at that chin, he has the same side profile as Peter Griffin.

 

[rubynutmeg]

I saved this from a video the other day:

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Look at that chin, he has the same side profile as Peter Griffin.

Holy shit. He should've had Peter Griffin as his halloween costume.

He's all chin and no jaw. But his chin's like someone's stuck a ball on his face.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Holy shit. He should've had Peter Griffin as his halloween costume.

He's all chin and no jaw. But his chin's like someone's stuck a ball on his face.

Don't know if its the lighting but his Nasolabial folds going all the way down to his double chin is very jarring.

 

[rubynutmeg]

Don't know if its the lighting but his Nasolabial folds going all the way down to his double chin is very jarring.

Reminds me of a basset hound.