Phil should transition to IRL streaming

[Honored guest]

He did a few cooking streams, and food "review" streams with his exwife and all I remember was an almost constant stream of the classic pigroach snort. IRL streams would just be that but with him walking down the street.

 

[Rice Is Ready]

Ok, but that's only 22 seconds. How can he monetize that?

He did it that fast without looking at porn that's pretty impressive.

If he wanted to make alot of money he would do that thing camgirls do where they put the vibrator in them that's activated by donations.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

He did it that fast without looking at porn that's pretty impressive.

If he wanted to make alot of money he would do that thing camgirls do where they put the vibrator in them that's activated by donations.

I think the uric acid might dissolve them fairly often. Digital buttplugs aren't goutproof

 

[millais]

He can't do an IRL phone stream because his phone camera resolution is way better than the 480p webcam. Last time he did an "emergency" phone stream due to his temporary internet outage, we were able to see his face/patchy beard/balding scalp in full high-resolution glory, and he won't make the mistake of giving us that opportunity ever again.

 

[harbinger]

How long until we open the “Phil Should Transition” thread?

 

[Shambler]

How long until we open the “Phil Should Transition” thread?

um he's got a mature adult wife dood she's not gay DONT EVEN DARE suggest that... disgusting fucking trolls

 

[Richard Harrow]

An IRL stream would be problematic since he's too afraid to show his Wahkahndo to demented, mentally-ill detractors who present a constant threat to his well-being. Forget streaming outdoors, he's practically agoraphobic.

 

[I'mPushingButtons]

Phil could start doing hot takes on Nancy Pelosi and become the Alex Jones of Twitch. He is such a dick and uninformed he would make a great
internet pundit.

 

[Iron Hamster]

How long until we open the “Phil Should Transition” thread?

I'm shocked he hasn't tried this angle and set up a gofundme for alleged surgery.

 

[Salubrious]

You know he would film himself watch wrestling

I was actually surprised that he never did that.

Hell, DSP SHOULD do a "live reactions" Wrestlemania stream. It would be something he is actually interested in, and he could make a few easy sheckles in the process.

It's weird that he's so pinwheel about his schedule that he actively avoids doing things at their peak interest. He played MLB all spring, but didn't play it during the All Star game nor the World Series. He's had fake Royal Rumbles, but to my knowledge never did it during the actual Rumble itself. He waited until all the Apex hype died down to play it, and then ranted against streamers who "dropped everything they were doing and disrespected their audience" to play it. Just weird shit.

 

[Homersexual]

I would be interested in watching Philbert do mundane everyday stuff. Imagine Phil filling up his car, driving, putting together IKEA furniture, shopping groceries, walking or washing laundry. The streams would be perplexing and absolutely hilarious.

EDIT: Added walking to the list.

 

[harbinger]

I swear, every time I read the title of this thread...
Phil should transition in IRL