💤 Inactive Phil Fish / Phillipe Poisson - The Creator of Fez Who Destroyed His Own Career With Douchebaggery

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Every time this thread gets bumped, I hope it's either news about Phil kicking hte bucket, or him announcing a brand new shitty "indie game" he has zero involvement in.
 
Lol. Here's another rare instance of him showing his face again.

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Going from taking credit for big games to designing FUCKING LOGO INTRO SCREENS for massively overpriced hipster retro crap.
Hope your gay attitude was worth sinking your career Phil. :unholy:
 
Lol. Here's another rare instance of him showing his face again.

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Going from taking credit for big games to designing FUCKING LOGO INTRO SCREENS for massively overpriced hipster retro crap.
Hope your gay attitude was worth sinking your career Phil. :unholy:
Fucking analogue, that guy started repackaging cheap MVS boards with a shitty wood case and sell them for a ton of money

Would be a case of "why didnt I think of that?" but these things only sell if you already have rich friends or ones popular enough to promote it among hipsters with too much money

Still sucks that Phil is getting any work at all anymore, these fuckers never get what they deserve
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Imagine paying someone to make this.
I know right?
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Imagine making this for free
This should be the boot sequence but hipsters are too gay to handle it
 
Fucking analogue, that guy started repackaging cheap MVS boards with a shitty wood case and sell them for a ton of money

Would be a case of "why didnt I think of that?" but these things only sell if you already have rich friends or ones popular enough to promote it among hipsters with too much money

Still sucks that Phil is getting any work at all anymore, these fuckers never get what they deserve

I know right?

This should be the boot sequence but hipsters are too gay to handle it
The plastic case SNES and Megadrive aren't too expensive, if what you're looking for is HDMI hookups for your 16 bit. ($189)

The steel case Famicom / top loading NES is $500. A bridge too far for old vidya.
 
The plastic case SNES and Megadrive aren't too expensive, if what you're looking for is HDMI hookups for your 16 bit. ($189)

The steel case Famicom / top loading NES is $500. A bridge too far for old vidya.
Cant you get a MiSTER board for around that? the SNES/Genesis I mean

Also the pocket isn't that expensive compared to good retro handhelds, but its taking forever to launch
 
Phil made it into Larry Bundy Jr's most recent video: Top 5 Game Developer Tantrums. I'd never heard of Phil Fish until about 5 minutes ago, but he came across as a such a lolcow that I had to look him up on KF.

 
Is this guy even alive? How does a "game developer" sustain himself without making any games? Every day I wonder why these people never seem to need to work a day in their lives.
 
Phil Fish being a massive racist cunt over a decade ago is false, according to legobutts.
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Sure would be a dick move if someone had a video of him telling Makoto Goto, an employee of Square-Enix that still works in the industry how much Japanese games suck, when the dude politely asked a question.


And it would certainly also be a dick move if someone pointed out that he didn't actually make Fez (which is why a sequel will never materialize), or that the only reason he made it through IGF was that people who helped bankroll the game were the ones judging it.

But I am a dick, and because of that I'm going to post it. Enjoy.
 
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