💼 Careercow Phil Elmore - Self Defense Guru

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I've done a little digging and found a old post he made for a blog, where he tries to explain the reasoning behind carrying a Gladius (which, may I add, was the standard weapon of Roman infantry) around in public in case of violent attacks. You literally cannot make this shit up.
http://tribaltriangle.blogspot.ca/2013/01/96-800x600-normal-0-false-false-false.html
A Gladius (Well, the popular Pompeii variant anyhow) is a short-ranged weapon, meant for use once you stop throwing pilums. It's essentially an oversized combat knife.

What a dumbass.
 
Apparently this Kung Fu badass also suffers from sleep apnea.

Phil-Elmore-CPAP-book-cover-2D.jpg

http://samurai-press.com/?p=49

The coincidental wire placement with the P of "CPAP" overlapping it makes it look like this is a guide about a CRAP Machine.
 
If dudes like this start carrying around katanas in public and randomly attacking people, I will start carrying around pole arms in public. I will disarm these motherfuckers with the king of pole arms, the glaive-guisarme, and then I will saw their heads off.
 
If dudes like this start carrying around katanas in public and randomly attacking people, I will start carrying around pole arms in public. I will disarm these motherfuckers with the king of pole arms, the glaive-guisarme, and then I will saw their heads off.
Buy a gun retard.
 
If dudes like this start carrying around katanas in public and randomly attacking people, I will start carrying around pole arms in public. I will disarm these motherfuckers with the king of pole arms, the glaive-guisarme, and then I will saw their heads off.

You know, I imagine there are very few legal restrictions on the open carry of polearms. Like, some shit is so crazy no one thinks to even ban it.
 
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