Petition to make “newfag” filter

[BoingoTango]

I don't like word filters. "tard cum" does work out well sometimes though.

Coke Zero is my favorite

 

[Recoil]

How about instead all newfags are restricted from making threads for the first three days?

We'd miss out on loads of leaks if that was the case. Sadly.

BIG, BLACK DICK is my favorite

We knew that already

 

[ProgKing of the North]

it should just shorten to "fag"

 

[Clop]

DEATH TO ALL NEWFAGS!

DEATH TO ALL friends<3!

 

[UQ 770]

I propose that we filter "newfag" to "exceptional individual" and let confusion forever reign as to whether someone is calling someone else re.tarded or inexperienced.

Spoiler

Joke is there's no difference.

 

[The Cunting Death]

imagine caring this much

t. Newfag

 

[Mister Loser]

ITT: Newfags

 

[Takodachi]

Petition to block all other petitions asking to block words.

 

[Terminus Est]

Just call them NewCunts

 

[Crippled_Retard]

Just like ween, make it a long sentence directed at insulting the poster, something like "I CAN NOT FUNCTION AS A PERSON WITHOUT GETTING MY ASSHOLE FILLED AT LEAST ONCE A DAY"

Or just newfriend.

 

[Bessie]

Recent homosexual.

I'd support a filter to change "newfag" to "Rumpled Foreskin." It's grammatically correct and a lot more entertaining to me to hear someone called one than a filtered "friend."

If we have to have another word filter, these are the best options so far.

My own suggestion Neo-Nancy.

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

Wholeheartedly agree. That word gets overused way more than other words we have filtered.

I mean look at the shit show that was the profile tag.

What exactly happened with the profile tag? Newfags crying about being called newfags should have just gotten them a whiny newfag badge instead.

People always gotta ruin the nice things we get...