🐮 Lolcow Peter Guerin / Docforbin - Columbine Shooting and Daria Fanboy, Thinks Trolling is Worse than Actual Murder

[Purple Man]

Spoiler: What he thinks

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[crayolasword]

Look what I just found on the Fleshlight forum where ole Petey is trying to figure out what size he needs.

 

[Mrs Paul]

If SSI covers the exam for the prescription, Warby Parker sells perfectly good glasses for $95 including a wide selection of frames, that UV coating shit and basically anything you'd get at one of those $300 mall stores.

I think psychos pick psycho frames because they're psychos.

Pretty much. And if their eye doctor's office is anything like mine, they can help you pick out your frames. Instead of just going for the Urkel glasses by default.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Pretty much. And if their eye doctor's office is anything like mine, they can help you pick out your frames. Instead of just going for the Urkel glasses by default.

My guess is they're going for the cheapest thing they could find.

 

[Shadow Fox]

I've heard of women throwing themselves down staircases trying to induce miscarriages back before Roe v. Wade (yes, seriously), but I've never heard of people trying to commit suicide that way.

I automatically thought of Tumbles the Stairdragon.

And man, Daria fandom sounds like it's small and dried-up, but between this guy and Iconoclast, it's sure bred some impressive cows.

 

[Mrs Paul]

I refuse to read his fanfic. It's bad enough I can't pass by a Chinese restaurant with the word "China" in its name without thinking of Chris, I don't need one of my favorite shows tainted by this freak.

(Funny thing -- if you stop and think about it, this place is basically the internet message board equivalent of "Sick Sad World".)

 

[CatParty]

I refuse to read his fanfic. It's bad enough I can't pass by a Chinese restaurant with the word "China" in its name without thinking of Chris, I don't need one of my favorite shows tainted by this freak.

(Funny thing -- if you stop and think about it, this place is basically the internet message board equivalent of "Sick Sad World".)

he has tons of daria fan fics. i'd say a good majority has his mary sue either triumphing over bullies or hooking up with daria

 

[A Random]

He used to write a lot about Ed, Edd n Eddy too - guest-starring the cast of Avalon High [a webcomic from the 90s] and Iron Chef.

 

[gamer2014]

Wonder if he will write up about OPL's trial conclusion?

 

[Someone in a Tree]

If a letter written in the hopes that Chris would get a reduced sentence is one of the most important letters you have ever written, then you've probably only written five letters in your life. And the other four were to Starlog Magazine.

 

[crayolasword]

Peter weighs in on the verdict. I wonder if he even realizes his "important" letter had zero impact.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

He's incredibly generous if he thinks that our "wildest fantasies" merely involved Chris being institutionalised.

 

[Danger]

He's incredibly generous if he thinks that our "wildest fantasies" merely involved Chris being institutionalised.

He's clearly never read some of the fan fiction that gets passed around the lolcow watching communities.

 

[Thetan]

Look what I just found on the Fleshlight forum where ole Petey is trying to figure out what size he needs.

I think this would be more Peter's style. I wonder if they come in a Daria theme.

 

[MysticMisty]

Peter weighs in on the verdict. I wonder if he even realizes his "important" letter had zero impact.

Surprisingly he hasn't posted this (or anything similar) on the forums. It seems to be just limited to social media (or letters to the judge).

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Why is Pete obsessed with this person?

 

[A Random]

She looks like a real life Daria.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

She looks like a real life Daria.

She looks about as much like Daria as a baboon looks like a fish.

 

[CatParty]

She looks like a real life Daria.

Yeah he has a thing for younger (pedophile?) emo chicks. Just check out his list of people he follows

 

[anthro]

She definitely doesn't act like Daria.