Pet Peeves about Phil

[Kumomo]

Let's talk about what makes us annoyed about Phil.

I'll start.

When he fucking nods in approval each time he plays that stupid noise machine. Like "yep, yeah, thats right".

 

[Cats]

Really for me it's just the usual. Though I barely watch anything Phil related these days, I did enjoy watching him getting annihilated in SF6. The Khaapkhaam employee who gave him that beta key knew exactly what they were doing (SF6 looks faggy as hell, by the way)

I think what bugs me the most is just all the highly transparent and unrelenting fleecing of money from people, constantly begging, and knowing that he begs his poor parents on top of his 9 real fans. Then knowing that most of that money goes to a wrestling candy crush game. Seeing a 40 year old man who plays video games and begs for mhunny for his necessities and livelihood sits so wrong with me that it actually causes a physical cringe and I have no earthly idea how any man could be comfortable doing that. I mean he really isn't even one. He is basically the definition of "manchild", just ticking every pathetic box.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

When he asks the audience a question and then agrees with himself on their behalf.

The lip thing.

'behind the scenes.' He doesn't understand how shady that makes him sound.

'Adjourn.' This ain't a court, nigga.

When he touches his eye and pulls the lid waaaaay down. I don't think I can pull mine that low, it's weird AF.

 

[UsedUp]

His vocabulary.

Over usage of words.

Misusage of words.

His speech implies everything should and or will be a relaxed environment or time. But thats not the case.

 

[UsedUp]

When he asks the audience a question and then agrees with himself on their behalf.

The lip thing.

'behind the scenes.' He doesn't understand how shady that makes him sound.

'Adjourn.' This ain't a court, nigga.

When he touches his eye and pulls the lid waaaaay down. I don't think I can pull mine that low, it's weird AF.

I dedicate this to you and Piece of Peace

 

[Schmeckel]

When he does that stupid chin stroking thing like he's deep in thought, only to turn around and insult whoever just GAVE HIM MONEY to ask a question he deems trolling.

"I am not a children's entertainer." Blows bubbles.

Referring to his cat as his child. It's a cat, morahn.

 

[Bigbadyeet]

When he calls his viewers an “intelligent audience” despite being full of tards and mentally ill people, and he knows it.

Don’t know why it makes me randomly mati of all things

 

[Kumomo]

Another one to add: When he eats food and exclaim "WOAH ITS SO ROBUST"

Nobody says that, ever.

 

[Cats]

His vocabulary.

Over usage of words.

Misusage of words.

His speech implies everything should and or will be a relaxed environment or time. But thats not the case.

I think it is really funny when someone talks about "detractors" in chat and he spends 20 minutes derailing his stream to talk about how much he doesn't care about them

 

[Schmeckel]

Another one to add: When he eats food and exclaim "WOAH ITS SO ROBUST"

Nobody says that, ever.

Or anytime he goes into some long diatribe about all the flavors like hes Gordon fuckin' Ramsay. That, and when he over-describes the process of extremely simple things.

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

My pet peeve is how he over explains everything. If he tells a story about food he has to go into detail about his history eating food and at that restaurant. When he got his capture card instead of plugging it in he was talking about how cold it was since it was outside and how it looks and all that shit.

I also love how much he talks shit about other successful content creators. He talks all the time about how he wants to grow the channel and complains about no growth, but is unwilling to do anything different to actually achieve that. "I did everything correct" says the dude whose been stuck under 600 live viewers for the past decade.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

For me, it's probably his arrogance and over-confidence in him thinking he knows everything when he knows so much less than he believes he does. "Rainy day fund" or "Buyer's market" for cars are two good examples of this. Phil, Attorney at Law is an ongoing series of this, as Phil talks about the law when he knows so little about it.

 

[JimiHendrix]

he's fat

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

when he breathes oxygen

 

[Corpun]

His lack of any financial competence at all. Whether it's budgeting correctly or putting anything into savings for emergencies. It's frustrating but also hilarious because one day the dent money will dry up and he will be begging on the streets.

 

[Street Peter]

The way he drinks his water from the corner of his mouth and reading chat at the same time. Oh, and the way he smacks his lips after he drinks water like if he's taste testing some wine.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

Not counting the constant begging.

The lip smacking he does constantly for whatever god-forsaken reason. No matter if he just finished drinking something - or hasn't - he'll do the lip smack thing that just makes it unbearable to listen to him where every phrase has to start with a lip smack.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

His soyboy face. Dude, people HALF your age look like garbage with it. Like the skinwalker male equivalent of duck lips

 

[millais]

His reliance on his dentheads and detractors to supply all his graphics, prestream slides, thumbnails, etc.

I know he likes to pretend that he lacks the skill and time to make his own graphics, but you'd think a content creator with an 11+ year beggacy would be able to learn how to throw together something basic in photoshop after all this time.

 

[Traian007]

Over Enunciating the T in his words like exciTing and TwiTTer