Personal Lolcows: Tumblr Edition - A website like Tumblr tends to breed exceptional individuals

[SpaceGodzilla]

I'm kinda mad that their partner or any friends enable that kind of behavior, because it's unhealthy coping mechanisms, but then I remember they're a grown-ass adult and it's something they probably can stop doing but they wanna be that extra and childish...what can ya do.

 

[admiral]

Man they are really into Jojo. I'm almost impressed.

Has this person been posted yet?

http://petit-bambi.tumblr.com/

And here's the list of fictional characters they'll block you over simply liking.

 

[Bizarro Feline]

Man they are really into Jojo. I'm almost impressed.

I've always found it hilarious that tumblr loves JoJo so much considering all the protagonists but one are dudes.

Spoiler: But then again...

I have seen a lot of people make the characters trans in some attempt to make them more "interesting". Wouldn't be surprised if this person supports it.

 

[admiral]

I've always found it hilarious that tumblr loves JoJo so much considering all the protagonists but one are dudes.

Spoiler: But then again...

I have seen a lot of people make the characters trans in some attempt to make them more "interesting". Wouldn't be surprised if this person supports it.

Usually i'd say that tumblr types were just bandwagoning the meme and the popularity of Stardust Crusaders without having much experience with the manga or other parts, therefore not having an issue with the 80's outlook on race and women, but this one seems to really know her stuff. Or at least, she's had more than a cursory glance at the wiki.

 

[DancinTim]

I slowly watched my personal lolcow go from being in the nsfw community(basically being open about their fetishes) to slowly crumble into insecurity and end up pandering their fetishes as representation. Since they are totally a trans boy then it is okay her characters are cunt boys. Sounds a lot like Rory but more insecure and with a negative fanbase. (which started the sjw phase.) Kind of sad when some of the nsfw communities are a lot more positive than the ones Rory and this lolcow put themselves into.

Spoiler

I've always found it hilarious that tumblr loves JoJo so much considering all the protagonists but one are dudes.

Spoiler: But then again...

I have seen a lot of people make the characters trans in some attempt to make them more "interesting". Wouldn't be surprised if this person supports it.

Usually i'd say that tumblr types were just bandwagoning the meme and the popularity of Stardust Crusaders without having much experience with the manga or other parts, therefore not having an issue with the 80's outlook on race and women, but this one seems to really know her stuff. Or at least, she's had more than a cursory glance at the wiki.

I wondered why many blogs I followed liked jjba when it seemed like they would hate it especially for shallow reasons. Turns out, they all at one point watched jjba to get the memes and ended up liking the show. Same thing happened with metal gear and that one anime with the dragon girl because shes lesbian.

 

[Xerxes IX]

Back when people were panicking over '4chan raids' spamming tags with gore and the like, some person came up with a brilliant idea to combat it by...spamming the affected tags with Homestuck porn.

As far as I know, nobody else joined in.

 

[Mars Attacks!]

I don't know if he's been posted in this thread yet, but my favorite lolcow is tygerofaera. Scroll past that ridiculously long bio to see plenty of REEEing over lesbians not wanting to fuck him and comically missing the point in internet arguments. He also has a habit of calling any information he doesn't agree with fake, and tends to stop replying when he realizes he's made a claim that he can't prove.

 

[Xerxes IX]

I don't know if he's been posted in this thread yet, but my favorite lolcow is tygerofaera. Scroll past that ridiculously long bio to see plenty of REEEing over lesbians not wanting to fuck him and comically missing the point in internet arguments. He also has a habit of calling any information he doesn't agree with fake, and tends to stop replying when he realizes he's made a claim that he can't prove.

That blog description is total :autism:

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

Been following my lolcow trinity's adventures of being evicted because only one of them was willing to hold a part-time job, which they kept threatening to quit because sob, retail. I think they all moved into the basement of the local one's mother. How this parent is going to support three mid-20s NEETs who all like to pretend they're male is a riot, I wish they'd post more about that and less about video games.

There is this, though (bottom to top)

Blubbering in a place of business where you actually owe money, very masculine. I also like the replies of "yeah I cried at the airport because I missed my own flight so they gave me another, it works!!"

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Another lolcow is fandomsandfeminism. She called gay people "weird" and "unhealthy" for being attracted to the same sex. She spends her time being a whiny weeb who cries that anime isn't feminist or inclusionary enough,

 

[Rudol von Stroheim]

:powerlevel:Roleplayed as a character once and followed a plethora of fucking weirdos. One made a canonically male character 'genderfluid' or some shit and would refuse to roleplay with anyone to refer to him as 'him'. They'd have to use the 'they/them' pronouns.
Another person made a massive rant about that video where those black kids beat up some white kid, they said how the video was nothing to do with black people and how racist it was everyone was making it a race issue, BLM bla bla same old shit. Anyway, they started their rant with 'as a black person'. Next day they posted a picture of their pasty white ass.
Another person RPed the same person as me, got jealous af cause their writing was actual dog shit and proceeded to block me then send multiple anons to friends about me. Obsessive creepy shit asking about where I was, things about me, what they thought about me bla bla.
Another person roleplayed as a CHILD *i'm talking four-five years old* and ended up getting blocked by multiple people, myself included because they'd send asks pretending to be all cute. That'd then descend into describing her lack of clothing and how much she was touching her 'parent' (who'd be the roleplayer on the receiving end). You've no idea how many creepy ass messages I deleted from that weirdo.
Basically the tumblr roleplay community is full of absolute freaks. I'm surprised it doesn't have it's own thread. :powerlevel:

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

:powerlevel:Roleplayed as a character once and followed a plethora of fucking weirdos. One made a canonically male character 'genderfluid' or some shit and would refuse to roleplay with anyone to refer to him as 'him'. They'd have to use the 'they/them' pronouns.
Another person made a massive rant about that video where those black kids beat up some white kid, they said how the video was nothing to do with black people and how racist it was everyone was making it a race issue, BLM bla bla same old shit. Anyway, they started their rant with 'as a black person'. Next day they posted a picture of their pasty white ass.
Another person RPed the same person as me, got jealous af cause their writing was actual dog shit and proceeded to block me then send multiple anons to friends about me. Obsessive creepy shit asking about where I was, things about me, what they thought about me bla bla.
Another person roleplayed as a CHILD *i'm talking four-five years old* and ended up getting blocked by multiple people, myself included because they'd send asks pretending to be all cute. That'd then descend into describing her lack of clothing and how much she was touching her 'parent' (who'd be the roleplayer on the receiving end). You've no idea how many creepy ass messages I deleted from that weirdo.
Basically the tumblr roleplay community is full of absolute freaks. I'm surprised it doesn't have it's own thread. :powerlevel:

Like the rest of the site, it's changed wild in the three years since I used to participate in it as well. In those days drama was more your typical mean girls-esque slapfights ('this one stole my faceclaim!' 'This one writes the same character as me but lol they suck' 'ummm my ship is obvs superior to yours bc canon' 'lol your character's OCs so they can't sit with us' and so on) than the nightmarish mixture of fucked up perversions and identity politics it's become.

Again, site, burn it down, nothing of value would be lost, etc.

 

[bottomfeeder]

I don't know if he's been posted in this thread yet, but my favorite lolcow is tygerofaera. Scroll past that ridiculously long bio to see plenty of REEEing over lesbians not wanting to fuck him and comically missing the point in internet arguments. He also has a habit of calling any information he doesn't agree with fake, and tends to stop replying when he realizes he's made a claim that he can't prove.

This guy needs a thread. Nice find.

 

[A Skeleton]

Clippy.

"I'm passionate about office supplies, Microsoft, business, cars, and auto insurance. And, I'm gay for objects."

Spoiler: Very passionate.

 

[Cheap Sandals]

This guy needs a thread. Nice find.

I glanced into "Tyger of Aera". "Tyger of Aera" is a username that links to a DA account under the name "Bailey Summers" ( http://tyger-of-aera.deviantart.com/ ). Bailey Summers sounds like a pseudonym, but there's a facebook page that indicates they're in New Brunswick, Canada ( https://www.facebook.com/bailey.summers.351 ) and they work as a security guard at the local hospital.

Continued digging results in some tranny fap-fiction on Amazon ( https://www.amazon.ca/Bailey-Summers-Books/s?ie=UTF8&page=1&rh=n:916520,p_27:Bailey Summers ) and a tranny story archive ( https://bigclosetr.us/topshelf/author/bailey-summers ).

Didn't see a powerword, just endless posts whining and crying that lesbians won't fuck his mangled junk.

 

[Optimus Prime]

http://p1np01nt.tumblr.com/search/TFW2005

16 year old Canadian trans...man? I actually can't tell since despite what the sidebar suggests the pronoun use is anything but consistent. Extremely cringy stuff, too, so you gotta dig through it all for the good stuff but essentially they're the archtypical kind of tumblrite who shoves their gender issues in everybody's faces and has a clique of yesmen friends who generally hugbox every decision they make.

Recently they got banned from a Transformers forum which they evidently didn't even participate in the actual main Transformers forums (which is an immediate "then why the fuck are they even on that site if not to discuss robot toys?"), but largely did shit MS paintwork and was a driving force in why that same forum inexplicably has a shitty RPG sub-forum. The salt levels are unreal - I've linked the search in the provided hyperlink to only show the good stuff and none of the other garbage expected on these tumblr blogs.

 

[Xerxes IX]

Clippy.

"I'm passionate about office supplies, Microsoft, business, cars, and auto insurance. And, I'm gay for objects."

Spoiler: Very passionate.

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So the url is because he wants to fuck Clippy, I assume?

 

[cuddle striker]

OMG there was some SJW who harassed me after I answered an ask with how I didn't like wearing dresses or makeup (I like to have pockets and I am poor so I save money by not buying frivolous things like makeup; no real malice behind these choices) and this person just kept harassing me about how I was actually a transman because of it. For weeks.

She got her stupid friends in on it to the point where they tried to hunt me down at a con to have a "very important intervention". She also threatened to kill me when I said I was straight. Thankfully they were too stupid to figure out where I was. Shortly afterwards I deleted my Tumblr forever because it just wasn't worth it. She is also the single biggest factor for why I stopped drawing for years. Every time I would post a drawing she would reblog it with scathing commentary about every single line I had made and basically destroyed my (admittedly not great) art without a single constructive comment or suggestion. She once sent her followers after me because I drew a landscape that had no people in it for "not representing POCs in non-urban settings." lolwut

This was before the whole gendersperg thing really took off, but she was a super feminist who would take peoples' art and draw over it to "fix" it, by which I mean she made everyone a non-white race, fat, trans, and other things in varying combinations. She could not draw leg anatomy to save her life. She was incapable of doing anything without insulting people. She had a pretty vocal following who would lick her ass clean after she shat if they had been within walking distance of her. She had this morbidly obese pedophile girlfriend (?) who was arrested for CP. She also harassed a black girl off of the site because she DARED to disagree with her color pallette in one of her pictures, despite her constant claims that black people were perfect and special and to be treasured at all times.

If you're wondering why she interacted with me so much, I reblogged one of her pictures with a comment like "This is really cool! I like the wonky tree." She hated me from then on.

She was obsessed with Fairly Odd Parents and changed her username constantly. Wish I knew if she was still around...


Grow the fuck up, Mikki.

I've had a run in with this one. my Tumblr just reposts my art from my site and ig. I rarely go there, maybe once a month to check if I have anything to reply to. she'd redrawn over a painting I had done of a friend- making my friend darker and fatter.

my friend is a black woman recovering from binge eating disorder.
I lost my shit on her in a pm then blocked or muted her or whatever, for all I know she's still drawing over my stuff.

I know it has to be the same person, all the details line up.

That's true, there's a lot of cancer in the true crime community. Worshipping serial killers or saying "(insert killer) is my date!!!" isn't okay at all, it's exceptional.
There's this horrorcow in the true crime community, her url is raunchyrichardramirez, and she'll post rape videos and rape porn and write fanfiction of being raped by Richard Ramirez. She's also posted tips on how to be manipulative. Idk if she changed her url yet or quit tumblr, because she's been getting a lot of hate lately (she deserves it though)

I'm really interested in true crime for professional reasons, these are my favorite Tumblr cows. so crazy.

/double post apology

 

[A Skeleton]

So the url is because he wants to fuck Clippy, I assume?

Either that or he's Clippykin (judging by the it/its pronouns listed on there)

edit: actually iirc it's all of the above

 

[[Insert Meme Here]]

I know it has to be the same person, all the details line up.

You can't say shit like that and not provide a name, fam. She could be a goldmine in disguise.

/double post apology

Edit your posts instead goddamn it's not hard. Your first one even is edited!