💼 Careercow Perry Caravello + Big 3 Community + Tom Brennan / Tom B. - Fat, homophobic, greasy, boomer streamer, star of Windy City Heat and Simon S. Salty. Party at 7722 reseda blvd apt 102

Whatever happened to the gofundme money for CumBs laptop? Wonder if it was ever broken. If he used that money for anything other than a laptop then he committed a felony. Last he spoke of it he still hadn’t purchased a new computer…
0% chance that was real, just another grift
 
This has to be the messiest/confusing thread on the whole site right now
Short version: Perry is a lolcow streamer. Tom is his manager. Tom's DMs got leaked. These showed Tom talking shit about longtime fans and donors as well as a bunch of sex talk between him and a mod. Since then, his goons show up occasionally to shit up the thread.
 
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Damn, I missed a lot of sperging from one of CumB's henchmen.

Onto the quote about my clip post, we're not a twitch or youtube community so certainly CumB isn't referring to us but nice try. You should really just tell Tom to come on here instead of sending the short-bus patrol. We can get him verified and have a discussion.
 
Short version: Perry is a lolcow streamer. Tom is his manager. Tom's DMs got leaked. These showed Tom talking shit about longtime fans and donors as well as a bunch of sex talk between him and a mod. Since then, his goons show up occasionally to shit up the thread.
correction: Perry is a member of what once a great scripted/unintentional comedy troupe called the Big 3, as well as trying to have a career as a streamer where he's regularly humiliated for money but at the cost of very little humor. Then for 400 pages weirdo DSP faggots get mad at other weirdo faggots for not thinking their brand of weirdo faggotry is up to par

also if you dumb faggots want to give me shit about this, you might want to change your DSP and PCL avatars
 
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You should really just tell Tom to come on here instead of sending the short-bus patrol. We can get him verified and have a discussion.
He has posted in this thread - Otherwise, he wouldn’t have made a point of telling the PCL audience that he hasn’t. That swindler‘s built his entire livelihood around telling every meal ticket in his life that Perry is the only person he lies to.

Plus, that cowardly pervert wouldn’t dare to discuss the weather outside his paypiggy spheres of dominion (FB group, subreddit, Discord, etc.) where he has the failsafe of deleting anything that portrays him in a less-than-exalting light, including his own poorly considered words.

Any intrusion of reality is such a violating feeling to this control freak that he probably winces when he catches his reflection in something. Remember: this is the sex pest still punishing his brand’s entire viewership by withholding product from paid subscribers, all because a few people noted and documented him being an asshole on a website he couldn’t censor.

On another note: Fuck Garrett just for looking like Garrett, and fuck CumB for making people look at him. He always looks and acts like the boom operator for a gay porn excited to be in front of the camera.
 
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correction: Perry is a member of what once a great scripted/unintentional comedy troupe called the Big 3, as well as trying to have a career as a streamer where he's regularly humiliated for money but at the cost of very little humor. Then for 400 pages weirdo DSP faggots get mad at other weirdo faggots for not thinking their brand of weirdo faggotry is up to par
Nah. My summation was simple and factual. It didn't need exaggeration.
 
Fuck 2PM Perry's time. Who streams at those hours? Goddamn Tom you worthless pile of trash. Accept the advice you are given. 8PM east coast or don't even fucking bother.
the streams go on for 4-5 hours to milk tip comments as much as possible, if they just cut down on the random tangents im sure they could get through that queue in like 2 hours and tom can be in bed by 10 EST.
 
I listened to a lot of Big 3 podcasts and it's comedic gold most of the time; PCL is 70% degrading/unfunny but I won't lie I almost died laughing a couple times.

My main concern is Perry not getting his fair share of the money the show makes, TomB being a cunt to fans/people making digestible content/clips out of it ( MoenDrip getting nuked, The Perry Project getting threats, his DMs shit talking regulars )

In an ideal world Perry would still be on disability (because holy shit he can't do anything a remotly functional human being is expected to accomplish) with the occasionnal Podcast with Don and Mole.

Perry is objectivly not a good human being, but he was aslo dealt a shit hand of cards and doesn't deserve a high level of needless stress/abuse that late in his life.
 
Well, today is the day. I wonder how bad it's going to suck. You know CumB will ramble for the first hour about his "woe is me" nonsense and probably have Mongoloid Garrett there to field any unwarranted deliveries.
 
There will be some shit tier scripted opener, but idk if they can do any worse than that “sam” travesty. Btw isn’t impersonating twitch staff TOS?

Then it will be 5 hrs of CumB whining “peeeerrry listen!!!!” While it’s just “durrr 1992” over and over and over and over and over and over.

There will 100% be a cohost to field any deliveries or unexpected visitors.

Comedic gold.
 
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