Perhaps it is a kind of toxoplasmosis?

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

You know, since jeets are so into eating cow shit and smearing it all over themselves, perhaps it is just a type of toxoplasmosis but with cows?

Or they are just disgusting subhumans, Occam's razor and such..

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

The Hindu goddess, Lakshmi, was formerly a demon. During her redemption arc, she begged the cows to let her live in them like the other gods do.
First they told her to fuck off but eventually caved to her begging and were like "fine, you can live in our peepee and poopoo."

Somehow, centuries later, modern Hindus interpreted what is obviously a story of eternal humiliation in exchange for forgiveness as "well, I guess poop is holy now."

 

[Soggy Floppa]

Would this explain BBL too?

 

[Boldizar]

@BBL