Perfect Life

[Manwithn0n0men]

If you could win 100% of the time All of the time in your life what would it look like?

 

[Marco Fucko]

World monarch.

 

[oldTireWater]

All the other crabs would be back in the bucket.

 

[BingBong]

caveman, three wives, big cave

 

[Iriya Asagao]

I'd have my ex-boyfriend back
We'd be living together
We'd have great sex everyday

That would be my perfect life

 

[Some Manajerk]

I'd have free time to sit, write and paint, with a small fanbase thats full of sane and reasonable people.

 

[User name: Required]

I'd have my ex-boyfriend back
We'd be living together
We'd have great sex everyday

That would be my perfect life

Sounds kinda gay tbh

Edit: the having sex with a guy part, to be clear

 

[ThePurpleProse]

Boring life, no struggle no fun.

 

[Maskull]

Existence is adversity and without it you'd be about as unhappy as under lifelong hardship.

 

[Oskar Dirlewanger]

Snorting cocaine and smoking meth 24/7, two 10/10 victoria's secret girls at all times suck each of my giant balls (one girl is mulatto and other is latina) and the third girl sucks my dick (she is hapa), i lay on a tropical beach looking at the ocean enjoying cold drinks, since I'm a bit sadistic each day a nigger slave comes by and brings me a newspaper in which I read about famines, epidemics, wars etc. that my employees have caused through subtle manipulation.

 

[Pargon]

Living in a bulletproof cabin in the middle of the Northwestern Territories, a hundred miles away in any direction from anyone, with inexplicably fast high-speed internet and a hundred thousand books on a Kindle and the legal right to fire at will at anyone stupid enough to traipse onto my property.

EDIT: oh, and my cat would be there too, and she'd be immortal.

 

[Token Weeaboo]

Lottery, bitches and homeless.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Boring life, no struggle no fun.

I hate to agree with your mostly because of your avatar, but yes.
In fact, this premise was the plot of an episode of The Twilight Zone:

 

[Shmidty Werbenmanjenson]

I would continue learning survival and woodcraft skills, to the point where general survival necessities could be met in most situations.

I would then glue a stag skull to my head, garb myself in a collection of bloody hides, and build a set of highly modified bocking stilts. With practice I would be able to very rapidly move through the forest, and even faster on trails. I would raid camps when no one would be around, and slip powderized magic mushrooms into their food. I would carry around a mini viola, the sound of which would be my harold.

Within a few months, a new cryptid account would appear, sort of like a skinwalker on angry angry meth. I would continue to live as a cryptid until caught or seriously injured, then discard the charade as discreetly as possible.

 

[Thank Fuck For Evil Otto]

I hate to agree with your mostly because of your avatar, but yes.
In fact, this premise was the plot of an episode of The Twilight Zone:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Su1Rdw3SRHY

Twilight Zone's Time Enough To Last is my perfect scenario, only I get the laserbeam eye replacements first.

 

[The Last Stand]

I'd be valedictorian. And top 500 in Overwatch.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

I’d post on Kiwi Farms

 

[Shmidty Werbenmanjenson]

Living in a bulletproof cabin in the middle of the Northwestern Territories, a hundred miles away in any direction from anyone, with inexplicably fast high-speed internet and a hundred thousand books on a Kindle and the legal right to fire at will at anyone stupid enough to traipse onto my property.

EDIT: oh, and my cat would be there too, and she'd be immortal.

Same but I'm the asshole outside your cabin playing the viola.

 

[Pargon]

Same but I'm the asshole outside your cabin playing the viola.

Play some Floyd and I'll fix you some chicken and dumplings.

 

[Strange Rope Hero]

Infinite fast food, infinite pre-workout, never have to pay rent, tiny efficiency, no windows, one room and bathroom, adequate bed, adequate desk and chair, infinitely fast internet connection, top of the line computer.

IT'S COOMIN' TIME.