Penis survey for prostitution

[analrapist]

What size is your penis? Please specify length and girth (to the nearest half centimetre.)

Rates may vary depending on your penile characteristics. Thank you for completing the assessment.

Bro posted a survey apparently used by prostitution outfits. I've never paid for sex. This world is alien to me. I am also, let's say, above average in endowment. How far above average do you have to be for rates to change? What does this look like in practice?

 

[Gay Joker]

I am also, let's say, above average in endowment.

Don't waste my time with purely hypothetical questions.

 

[NoBueno]

 

[SofondaCox]

What an amazing place this is. The most beautiful women, the most well-endowed and successful men. Truly we are the cream of the crap.

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

10.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

 

[Pomniman]

This world is alien to me.

I'd imagine the average streetwalker isn't going to make you fill out a survey either, though I think I've heard some of them refuse to deal with nigger johns because they're known to chimp out on (beat, rob) hookers at a much higher rate than other races.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Every male should have to take this test before posting in any KF gooner DMs.

 

[Sock Cucker]

If I was a prostitute, seems like I would charge less for shorter lengths.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

So this is what Penis Inspection Day at school was preparing me for...

 

[卐卐卐]

suffah small dick havers

 

[Turquoise]

My penis has already been posted 7 times in the "Pictures that have made you laugh hysterically" thread.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Obviously not a German survey, otherwise it'd be to the nearest millimeter. Precision matters!

And no, I'm not using that gay "millimetre" spelling. Fuck that noise.

 

[analrapist]

Don't waste my time with purely hypothetical questions.

None of you are answering my question.

So, okay, I'll bite: 22cm length (to flesh compressed above pubic bone, let's say -2cm because I'm fat), and 14cm circumference at the broadest.

 

[Gay Joker]

None of you are answering my question.

So, okay, I'll bite: 22cm length (to flesh compressed above pubic bone, let's say -2cm because I'm fat), and 14cm circumference at the broadest.

I don't believe you unless I see pictures.

 

[analrapist]

I don't believe you unless I see pictures.

Thank you for being up front, Dick Gayson, but no.

 

[Gay Joker]

Thank you for being up front, Dick Gayson, but no.

Well, if your dick is too big (unlikely), you can always cut some of it off.