Penis Deflectors - Feminism doesn't count

[Tranhuviya]

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Super short blunt bangs and "quirky" round/cateye glasses. Probably denim vests too.

 

[jewelry investor]

Solipsism.

 

[CWCchange]

Gap teeth creep me out.

 

[TaterBot]

pessary

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Me

 

[RG 448]

My deal breakers:

-not having a high enough IQ to appreciate Rick and Morty

-not liking my fedora

-not respecting my katana skills

-being ambitious and neglecting home maker duties

-not being a super model

-smokes

-drinks

-isn’t a virgin

-doesn’t put out on our first meeting

-atypical hair color

-doesn’t like mlp

-not an anime character

 

[Strange Looking Dog]

being 3D

You better be 4D or you will not get anywhere near this D

 

[ES 148]

Having a Robbie Rotten chin and being insecure about it
any man would kill for a Robbie Rotten chin, ungratefulness is unattractive

 

[Lunete]

Scretched earlobes. Gross.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Virtue signaling. You might not believe it right now, but one helping of, "Well, excuse ME if I just happen to care about [bullshit]," will be enough to make a penis detach and soar away in the opposite direction like a javelin. If you CAN put up with it, you're either a soy golem or have absolutely no pride.

 

[The Fool]

Virtue signaling. You might not believe it right now, but one helping of, "Well, excuse ME if I just happen to care about [bullshit]," will be enough to make a penis detach and soar away in the opposite direction like a javelin. If you CAN put up with it, you're either a soy golem or have absolutely no pride.

Are we supposed to be surprised everyone on tumblr is a single basement dweller

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

As if any of the neckbeards here have any actual standards.

Case in point: the first twenty pages of the Alison Rapp thread.

 

[Unsuspecting Koala Bear]

religion

 

[PT 404]

Making bread from your own yeast infection.

 

[Red Hood]

Having multiple cats. I mean even one is enough to make me leery.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

whining and acting the victim

 

[polonium]

soy golem

stealing this

Tumblr glasses and Tumblr figure

 

[Curt Sibling]

 

[AtrocityVoyeur]

Quoting Andrea Dworkin during sex.