Penis analyzer based on your name

[A-tistic]

http://en.inkei.net/A-tistic
Replace with your username to recieve a True & Honest penis analyzis

FYI my duck is The Flame Glitter Gator. Im cool with that.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

http://en.inkei.net/Kiwi_Jeff
I have a Romantic Pure Beam Saber

 

[Kikomi]

http://en.inkei.net/Becquerel
"the romantic desperate wiener"

excuse me

 

[Overcast]

"The Poor Holy Warrior"
http://en.inkei.net/scorptatious

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

http://en.inkei.net/The_Jumping_Dwarf

"The Poor Bomb Squad".

It's a fucking noodle.

 

[Desire Lines]

http://en.inkei.net/
It does what it says in the title! Input names, and it makes various orifices and other body parts You can even check the affinity between penis/vagina and penis/anus! The menu on the bottom of the page is your friend. Have some examples:

Spoiler: obv NSFW lol

EDIT: this was an OP post originally, didn't want to bump an older thread

 

[FierceBrosnan]

Oh this is gonna go well! I'd forgotten about this site, time to start virtual banging other Kiwis.

 

[Monika H.]

Oh, I... I hope you guys and girls will not start putting your hands all over me... if you do, please be gentle...

 

[FierceBrosnan]

Oh, I... I hope you guys and girls will not start putting your hands all over me... if you do, please be gentle...

I'm so sorry..

http://en.inkei.net/anus/a/Fierce_Brosnan!Heinrich_Himmler!20180703

 

[Monika H.]

I'm so sorry..

http://en.inkei.net/anus/a/Fierce_Brosnan!Heinrich_Himmler!20180703

It's... it's okay if it is with you....

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I can't believe somebody actually took the time to make this. Good thing programming is still something that only real nerds can do.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

So I decided to put in a lolcow, and lo and behold.
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/Andrew_Dobson

 

[Nekromantik]

I'm so sorry..

http://en.inkei.net/anus/a/Fierce_Brosnan!Heinrich_Himmler!20180703

That's the best porn. Thanks.

 

[LofaSofa]

 

[Smith Banquod]

http://en.inkei.net/Wannock
"The isolated dandy kagemusha"

 

[Nekromantik]

Spoiler: Spoiler because I'm shy.

http://en.inkei.net/vagina/Nekromantik
Edit: Added the link.

 

[Army Burger]

http://en.inkei.net/Army Burger

"The Bewitching Feeble Joystick"

 

[FierceBrosnan]

That's the best porn. Thanks.

Now the question is.. who is next?

 

[Okkervils]

RUDE AND FALSE.

@Y2K Baby

nsfw

Spoiler

...

 

[Maiden-TieJuan]

I can live with that.