Science Pedo drone attempts to lure children away from playground

http://6abc.com/school-officials-warn-of-talking-drone-trying-to-lure-children/2518829/

Kiddie fiddlers are getting more and more creative it seems.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I’m sure a drone is the most inconspicuous way to lure a child to your sex dungeon.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

The obvious next step are air-to-air pedo drone dogfights as they fight over the best children.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Pedophiles have always been ahead of the game with new technology.

 

[Autistic Illuminati]

Go to a toy store to buy a drone.
The store clerk go check if they have the one i want in the reserve.
"So, planning to have some fun with a drone sir ?"
It's Chris Hansen. Shit.

 

[Tranhuviya]

Why not build a giant drone with child-abducting claws?

 

[Cybermorph]

Drones have been a problem in the radio-controlled hobby for several years now.

Unlike airplanes and helicopters, they are more or less self-stabilizing and very easy to pick up and fly right away without much fear of crashing.

This has resulted in non-hobbyists who just want to fuck around with the hot new toy breaking rules (FAA and otherwise) and causing legislation which has negatively affected the entire hobby.

Maybe gatekeeping is a good thing, sometimes. Back when you invested hundreds of dollars in a scaled-down airplane or heli, you had to painstakingly build it and spend dozens of hours on a simulator to ensure you didn't turn all of your hard work into firewood on your first flight.

Now any asshole with a credit card can get in the sky, and you have shit like this, peeping toms, and people flying into actual aircraft.

 

[Maggots on a Train]

The obvious next step are air-to-air pedo drone dogfights as they fight over the best children.

Send in the Styro Zeros.

 

[RG 448]

>pedophile using drone
>obama administration used drones
>pizzagate is real

 

[El Garbage]

Next it's going to be self-driving cars trying to catch kids. Damn new technology.

 

[RG 448]

Next it's going to be self-driving cars trying to catch kids. Damn new technology.

“Ah done saw a UFO abduct a child over yonder!”
“Nah dude that was just a pedodrone.”

Society is replacing all the mystery and wonder of the world with diddlers and it’s depressing.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

You know, there's drones that can carry a payload of like 60kgs, though I do not know how well they fly when they have to carry a net containing a thrashing child...

 

[Schwachkopf]

Next it's going to be self-driving cars trying to catch kids. Damn new technology.

But how exactly does it work???

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Next it's going to be self-driving cars trying to catch kids. Damn new technology.

Will the inevitable pedo-built child abduction robots become sentient and raise up against their masters? Can they become a normal part of society by abducting truants and returning them to school or abducting children who joined ISIS and delivering them straight to Guantanamo?

 

[AnOminous]

Not just building a drone that IS a child.

Stupid pedos.

 

[El Garbage]

But how exactly does it work???

The car opens its door and approaches the victim in reverse gear, and then scoops the target inside the car with the door. With cartoon sound effects, of course.

 

[AnOminous]

The car

>car
>not a van

 

[Cybermorph]

>car
>not a van

Sliding doors would not have the desired "scooping" effect

 

[Male Idiot]

The world was not ready for his coming, nor were the asses of the local school assembly!

 

[Chemical snorfare]

Drones have been a problem in the radio-controlled hobby for several years now.

Unlike airplanes and helicopters, they are more or less self-stabilizing and very easy to pick up and fly right away without much fear of crashing.

This has resulted in non-hobbyists who just want to fuck around with the hot new toy breaking rules (FAA and otherwise) and causing legislation which has negatively affected the entire hobby.

Maybe gatekeeping is a good thing, sometimes. Back when you invested hundreds of dollars in a scaled-down airplane or heli, you had to painstakingly build it and spend dozens of hours on a simulator to ensure you didn't turn all of your hard work into firewood on your first flight.

Now any asshole with a credit card can get in the sky, and you have shit like this, peeping toms, and people flying into actual aircraft.

And not to mention all those hours flying the bloody thing, shivering on a cold wet playing field until the kid came over and asked for a go, and you got to say "I've got another one in my van, come on I'll get it out for you".