Peace Please?

[littlebiscuits]

20. How is this relevant?

If we answer below 12, he means molest tickle us. I'm 24 so I'm a bit too old for you.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

I'll play.

At 23 I enlisted in the Navy to impress a girl. Somehow I survived Basic and graduated in the top 5% of my class at Submarine school. I got shit canned because I let bullies and an abusive manipulative girlfriend get to me before I could get my Electronics training and deploy.

When I was 26 I got engaged to a woman who I thought was perfect. I moved in with her and she began to dictate my life and my future to me. I went along with it until I had a breakdown when my mother got breast cancer and I found out my fiancee was banging one of her students while I was working all night and going to classes all day to please her.

I'm now a 37 year old disabled man trying to pick up the pieces on my own but they keep falling out of my hand.

 

[Count groudon]

You know what? I've already come clean. I want to know what you are most ashamed of about yourself.

The fact that you're making me laugh so much with this little war.

 

[Jaimas]

Old as balls.

I'm 33 and I'm a transportation safety worker for a school district. I work with developmentally-disabled and handicapped children, and also occasionally work as a parent or teaching advocate. I'm also a die-hard gamer who lived though the Gaming Crash of 1983 and remembers the aftermath. I'm certified to be an Engineer (worked at an assembly firm for years) and EMT, as well as a security guard and field technician, but downturns in the economy mean that the job I have now is all I've been able to snag in about 8 years.

I do love what I do, however. Helping people is something I enjoy.

You know what? I've already come clean. I want to know what you are most ashamed of about yourself.

I have serious doubts about my ability to lead due to several decades of familial shaming.

Also I kind of think Destiny is an OK game.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Specifics, please. Tell me, how old are you?

6 Billion Years old.

And I'm still Supreme Autobot Commander since that idiot Rodimus drove the Autobots straight into the fucking ground when I foolishly gave him the position of Prime and I had to pick up the pieces. Got a healthy raise, though, so it's all good.

 

[Meowthkip]

You know what? I've already come clean. I want to know what you are most ashamed of about yourself.

Being overly trusting. My lack of work ethic or motivation. My tendency to take the path of least resistance to save my skin. Things I've drawn in the past that I am no longer comfortable with. Times when I've lost my patience and blown up at people for no good reason. Stuff like that.

Specifics, please. Tell me, how old are you?

I'm 28.

 

[exball]

How jay believes he looks

Spoiler: Big picture

 

[SparksterSanjulo]

Specifics, please. Tell me, how old are you?

You know what? I've already come clean. I want to know what you are most ashamed of about yourself.

I'm almost 26.

I'm the most ashamed that I pissed away over 30,000 dollars in student loans screwing around in university while being in an emotionally abusive relationship with my ex-husband. I have a personality disorder that's caused me to be a dick to most people I know and I've only found this out recently.

I'm ashamed of a lot of other things I've done but I'm optimistic and I'm working the best I can so that I don't have these regrets anymore.

 

[Optimus Prime]

How jay believes he looks

Spoiler: Big picture

Well, he does look like the Emperor of Mankind.

As in right now. On the Golden Throne.

On a malfunctioning life support.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

You know what? I've already come clean. I want to know what you are most ashamed of about yourself.

This one time when I was 5 years old I said my brother punched me when he didn't. We both got timeouts.

Of course, we all know what you should be ashamed of when it comes to 5 year olds.

 

[The Yawning Squirtle]

You know what? I've already come clean. I want to know what you are most ashamed of about yourself.

I'm 2 fat 2 furious

 

[exball]

Well, he does look like the Emperor of Mankind.

As in right now. On the Golden Throne.

On a malfunctioning life support.

He even has the hair.

 

[Silver]

19, 20 in two weeks. I am ashamed of my own insecurities and how they cause me to believe that there is not a soul who likes me and make me intensely jealous of my best friend's new boyfriend since I can't help but believe she (and all my other friends) will abandon me. I am ashamed of the way I acted when I broke up with my now-ex that caused me to have a severe depressive breakdown leading to a temporary institutionalization. I am ashamed of my own actions when I was dealing with my first female crush, despite that those incidents occurred a solid four and a half years ago.

 

[Blueberry]

You know what? I've already come clean. I want to know what you are most ashamed of about yourself.

Welp, Its a toss up between the fact that I can only eat four inches of a footlong Subway sandwich
or the fact that I have a four inch cock.

 

[Taily Puff]

I let people walk all over me. I hate it because I can see it happening, and I know they're taking advantage of my time and effort. But I still don't say anything because it's easier to do everything myself than to fight to make everyone else pull their weight. I wish I had it in me to call people out, but I only ever do if it starts affecting someone other than myself.

I also eat pizza until I get so full and tired that I just sleep right there on the couch with the rest of the pizza still just sitting there on the table. Then I wake up, and I still eat the pizza I left out all night .

And I get sexually aroused murdering animals.

No, wait, wait, that last one is someone else. I got confused, sorry!

 

[Ti-99/4A]

@The Golden Knight is now the 2nd "Smartest Person" on the forums. Can he rise all the way to the top?

 

[LOLlolcow]

Come on @The Golden Knight, you've already toppled the mighty Mylar.
Surely you can surpass TJ as our most esteemed member.

You'll never surpass TJ's place in my heart, though

 

[Burned Man]

@The Golden Knight is now the 2nd "Smartest Person" on the forums. Can he rise all the way to the top?

He would be if negative ratings existed when he showed the first and second times. I believe he will rise to the top barring the resurrection of our savior.

 

[Colress]

i'm fictionkin and make "i'm god" jokes more often than i actually should.

 

[Total Dingus]

Please learn to shave and let your facial hair grow in when its fully developed. This halfway-stained-pubes thing on your lip just isn't working at your age.