🦊 Furry Patrick Lake / Dogpatch Press / Patch O' Furr / Patch Packrat - Furry journalist who got jerked off in public. Currently being sued.

[Plaguemine]

I think there should be a KiwiFarms :autism: Most Very Super Autistic award for the Furries we laugh at. I bet those would catch on with the mainstream in a way the Ursa Majors want to, but never can, never will.

EDIT: Morning zoo shows like KROQ's Kevin and Bean, and late night comedians like Jimmy Kimmel (who come to think is a Kevin and Bean alumnus) have mocked furries and would probably go for a Most Spergy Furry awards. I wonder what it would take to get them on board with that?

I donno, how would one gauge the winner? Aren't they all losers in the end?
Wonder what the prize would be? A statue of a disney character with some fetishes added on. Or, perhaps a used fucksuit to add to their collection?

 

[Chromatic Collector]

Looks like Dogpatch's and Deo's autistic war against alt-furry is still on-going.

https://twitter.com/DogpatchPress/status/969436563879862272
http://archive.is/vqsC5

Screenshots from his tweet:

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Spoiler: Screenshots from above tweet

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He archived the tweet.
http://archive.is/kR1Km

Spoiler: Screenshot from above archived tweet

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^link from above tweet
http://dogpatch.press/2017/08/23/furries-resist-hate/
http://archive.is/TtIN1

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^link to shared tweet above
https://twitter.com/DeoTasDevil/status/879540692531523584
http://archive.is/KwYzL

Spoiler: Screenshots from Deo's Tweet

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Video Dogpatch posted from above tweet. To Staff: If you want this video to be rehosted, just let me know, because I already have it saved.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=weQ38mAw1y0

To be fair I do think it's funny how Alt Furry keeps trying to sweep this under the rug and be like, "WE DIDN'T DO NUFFIN!"

 

[Ellen Ripley]

https://twitter.com/DogpatchPress/status/970758326958014464

Cross-posting from the Zaush thread.

 

[FP 208]

dogpatch is treating the zaush drama as his scoop and claiming he has more knowledge of the circumstances crossover: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/zaush-adam-wan.34183/page-7

http://archive.is/7qb3A
http://archive.is/2lmNK

 

[Golden Compass]

With how quickly the Zaush shit hit the fan, I sincerely hope Pat does do an article about it. Add fuel to the fire and all that.

 

[FP 208]

With how quickly the Zaush shit hit the fan, I sincerely hope Pat does do an article about it. Add fuel to the fire and all that.

Agreed. Though His recent tone isn't as pedal to the metal as his compatriots

http://archive.is/JLu4U


Edit:

http://archive.is/GyWs4

Some furry linked to this thread on twitter regarding the altfurry blocklist

http://archive.is/FwYVW

 

[CIA Nigger]

Something tells me Dogpatch hasn't read enough Kiwi Farms yet. There's a difference between Russian bots and NEETs living in a basement.
First Patrick RT'd this.

https://archive.fo/2YShm

Then he provided a new hot take, forgetting that Len's not a Russian, and that foreign artists are commonly commissioned by furries either on a budget or who want the Asian "style".

When questioned, Dogpatch chimped.

https://archive.fo/tERHp

 

[Meowthkip]

I feel like tying AltFurry to Russian hackers is giving AltFurry way too much credit.

 

[FP 208]

"It wouldn't be surprising if there's shorter distance between Putin and Foxler than we think."

thank you kiwifarms this is the best sentence I've read on this site to date.

 

[Lion]

the more i read about pat the more i think he’s going senile and thinks everyone is a russian nazi furry hacker.

 

[Golden Compass]

I dunno, if Russia was going to try and dupe a subculture somewhere for some reason, the furry fandom would be the easiet target to try. Those dumbasses spend thousands of dollars on fuckin' glorified mascot outfits.

 

[Meowthkip]

I dunno, if Russia was going to try and dupe a subculture somewhere for some reason, the furry fandom would be the easiet target to try. Those dumbasses spend thousands of dollars on fuckin' glorified mascot outfits.

I guess if Neo-Nazis use weeaboos for recruitment then it's possible that Russian hackers would use AltFurry for the same thing.

I figured Neo-Nazis were more desperate though.

 

[Golden Compass]

I figured Neo-Nazis were more desperate though.

Same, but the visual of an old grizzled Soviet era spymaster in a bunker, directing people to retweet dog dicks and spread chaos among furries is kind of adorable for some reason.

 

[Hecate]

I feel like tying AltFurry to Russian hackers is giving AltFurry way too much credit.

Russia's just trying to get back at the furry community for raping their Olympic mascot Zabivaka

Spoiler: with shit like this

 

[CIA Nigger]

I feel like tying AltFurry to Russian hackers is giving AltFurry way too much credit.

How many drugs do you need to be on to confuse russian hackers with a bunch of losers who whine about degenerates when they're not jerking off to dog dicks?

 

[BillyGoat2]

How many drugs do you need to be on to confuse russian hackers with a bunch of losers who whine about degenerates when they're not jerking off to dog dicks?

All of them.

 

[Stock Photo James]

Russia's just trying to get back at the furry community for raping their Olympic mascot Zabivaka

Spoiler: with shit like this

If so, wouldn't be surprised if that British spy assassination was just nerve agent test drive before the next Anthrocon.

 

[scared sheep]

that blog post was a great summary of the drama. Also, I really hope there is an atomwaffen tie-in with altfurry since those guys seem to be the only people as immediately willing to join kf and start replying in their own thread as the altfurries.


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I found this horrifying photo of dogpatch upclose and I noticed he has pieces of flair and also bandanas https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handkerchief_code I wonder what sexual indulgences he is signalling? the wiki has a code from a 1983 book and it doesnt even mention pink so I'm sure he subscribes to something more recent and online.

Also, the flair reminds me of:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KJtrLKGZZFg

Eh, could just be because dogs are associated with bandanas? It’s kind of a thing...

Every image I googled said it means sex toys.

...oh. Now I see the one on his arm. Wow, this is like a gross version of fan language or the language of the flowers.

Something tells me Dogpatch hasn't read enough Kiwi Farms yet. There's a difference between Russian bots and NEETs living in a basement.
First Patrick RT'd this.
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https://archive.fo/2YShm

Then he provided a new hot take, forgetting that Len's not a Russian, and that foreign artists are commonly commissioned by furries either on a budget or who want the Asian "style".
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When questioned, Dogpatch chimped.
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https://archive.fo/tERHp

Sorry guys, I’ve been a Russian spy all along.

And does he not realize that bots are pretty noticeable? When you have a bot, they don’t.... type like a person. I seriously doubt there is any crossover between the alt-furs and Russian bots.

 

[CIA Nigger]

Dogpatch ran three different articles about the FWA pup play incident, mostly screeching about those darn furries not approving of their pup play fetish.

 

[Meowthkip]

Dogpatch ran three different articles about the FWA pup play incident, mostly screeching about those darn furries not approving of their pup play fetish.

Man, Dogpatch is really trying to justify being jerked off at the Folsom Street Fair.