💰 Grifter Patrick Alan Melton / Nobody Likes Onions / "THE QUEEN!!" / Mooby - Obese STMS a-log, "Dabbleverse" creep, "jokes" about children starting an OnlyFans (at 15), scouts X to find photos of them, offers child vocalised TTS. Argued for "ethical generative AI CP", co-owner of "supertips".

Tbh, I am fascinated by Milton's cult.
I abhor using the phrases "dumb boomers", or "wine aunts in there mid 40's"

It's lazy, and cliche.

Also, I want to think I have a better imagination that I can hear another sort of voice other than the "dumb radio show caller" voice when I think about how THE QUEEN!!'s audience talks.

With that prefaced- even though it's lazy, cliche, and unimaginative, THE QUEEN!!'s fans are Dumb, boomer wine aunts (in there mid 40's) who talk like the stereotypical "Dumb radio show caller".

What's more fascinating is that THE QUEEN!!'s fanbase isn't genuine. By "genuine" I mean nobody put "Nobody likes Onions", or "Patrick Melton" into YouTube looking for him

THE QUEEN!!'s fanbase is the product of the youtube algorithm (much like nearly all dabbleverse shows)

YouTube saw that you liked the following things:
- Pro Wrestling
- Howard Stern
- Opie and Anthony
- Who are These Podcasts

Ironically, "comic books" or other nerd nigga shit isn't in that list because (and this will blow your mind) the mouthbreathers that make up the dabbleverse fanbase look down on what's known as traditional nerd culture. Melton fan's think you're dumb because you like Chris Claremont.

Btw- Funko pop niggas, and goyslop enjoyers ARE NOT apart of what I consider "traditional nerd culture"



Melton Fan's think that they are the (and this will shock you) "EDGY DABBLEVERSE FANZ" (with a "Z" at the end). They think they graduated from entry level Dabbleverse shows like "Misery Loves Company", "The Uncle Rico Show", or Stuttering John's podcast.

"YOU DON"T GET IT.....MELTON ISN'T LIKE STUTTERING JOHN....HE MAKES CONFETTI COME OUT OF THE SCREEN WHEN YOU SUPERCHAT HIM, MANNNNN!!!"

So Melton fan's think they're part of some sort of nouveau, avant garde movement just because THE QUEEN!! has a minimal amount of production value to make graphics, and sound effects.

They also think just because THE QUEEN!! looks like what they think an "alt comic" should look like that he must be on edge.

"HE HAS A FLAT BRIM HAT, AND VAPES, MANNNNN"

The reality is that he larps as a "Fake nerd" because that's the easiest look for him to adopt at this point. Any fat white guy can do that LARP. Ironically, THE QUEEN!! has the tech Skills of someone in hospice care

In conclusion, i want to say that I didn't plan to type all of that, and that my life is AIDS. If my current situation was a person, it would be Pedro Zamora.

PS- FUCK THE QUEEN!!
kpeaceoutbye
 
What. A. Fucking. Faggot. You'd think for a morbidly obese guy, self-awareness would be in his massive diet.

@4:33 Patrick admits he listens to advice on kids (!) from Nick Rekieta. Oof

Aaron's ex-wife doesn't need to file a lawsuit, just the specter of it hanging over his head will destroy him. Tubby's shook, even hitting out at Ashley (who he was simping hard for 2 years just to get to Aaron)

NEVER INTERFERE WITH AN ENEMY WHILE HE'S IN THE PROCESS OF DESTROYING HIMSELF - Napoleon Bonaparte
@6:05 he admits to being a thin skinned bitch
 
I was thinking- Is THE QUEEN!! going to pull a "Kevin Spacey", and come out of the closet to try and make everyone forget all of this?

btw- there is no evidence or rumors that this is in the works....I'm just freestyln/ being a faggot
 
Nigga is SHOOK as soon as the spotlight is on him.
@6:05 he admits to being a thin skinned bitch
What? Really? But I thought he expressly allowed it:

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I believe Melton's caveats for this statement are:
Talk = Verbalize his pedophilic fantasies
People = Children
 
And now, for another episode of Why Reddit is Absolute Dogshit (r/steeltoeboringshow Edition).

This guy doesn't know.
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This guy likely knows but is being very coy. Almost nervous. No elaboration, naturally.
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This guy absolutely knows, but naturally gets neg-rated.
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Thank you. Tune in next time, whenever I am feeling bored and masochistic enough to go check on these idiots.
 
Aaron is a disingenuous self-involved retard but Melton is a thin-skinned unfunny pedophile faggot who deserves to be fed to pitbulls. I don't understand how either have fanbases but Christ, imagine being a fan of a pedophile.

And Rackets just needs to OD already. How can he always get more and more pathetic. Junkie brain is something to witness.
 
Finally, I found someone that is a worthy competitor to Vaedo. And with a punchable face just like him.

Everyone has already said what has to be said, yet while Vaedo is the "shy type", this one goes out of the way to tell people he's not shy about it - why has he not been visited by some concerned parent yet?
 
>allegedly hides behind kids according to fat nonce
>I know, I'll just talk about fuckibg them, them being loose whores (cupholder) and doing OnlyFans

One's kind of pathetic if true (I haven't seen any substantiation) and the other deserves a woodchipper.
 
I couldn't care less about his Aaron alogging, but for his pedophilia, he needs the bullet. He's a disgusting fuck, and Nick's recent interactions with him have convinced me that Nick probably shares those same fantasies.
 
Melton bitching about the farms is hilarious to me. It's not if, but when, that his redditor hug box will turn on him.

It's going to play out the same way that Pat Tomlinson created his own worse nightmare. He is going to start noticing stuff he doesn't like. So he starts spamming mods to delete and ban people. Then he is going to escalate to reporting stuff to tje admins when the mods get sick of his hurt feelings. Then he he does whatever it takes to get the subreddit banned.

Fast forward a few weeks later to Melton getting 30 sub reddit clones deleted, they all move off of reddit and really start fucking with him.

This always happens with these internet panhandlers. The only difference in this case is that Melton is an unapologetic child predator.
 
>allegedly hides behind kids according to fat nonce
>I know, I'll just talk about fuckibg them, them being loose whores (cupholder) and doing OnlyFans

One's kind of pathetic if true (I haven't seen any substantiation) and the other deserves a woodchipper.
Melton's argument that Aaron "hides behind his kids" seems to driven by the idea that Aaron has kids, there are pictures of them on the Internet, Melton sexualizes them, and that Aaron, his ex-wife, and her current husband (rightfully) give him shit for that.

It's the same horseshit argument that @SaddamLanza (Citizen M) was peddling here to try and justify his e-daddy's disgusting behavior.

As if talking about one's kids is and open invitation for some fat greasy neckbeard to discuss how much he wants to fuck them.

It's completely unlike how like Nick used to hide behind his kids by blaming them for his laziness.

I couldn't care less about his Aaron alogging
Neither do I. My argument isn't "nobody should be critical of Aaron," but more like "Holy shit, can it please not be this fucking guy?". Melton being the focal point for the small Aaron alogging industry is immensely off-putting.

I have the same problem with Aaron I have with Eric July. Like Aaron, I think July is a bit of a lolcow, but I'll be goddamned if I'm gonna support Juju's harassment of him. Or Ethan Van Schiver's scam.

Throw Rekieta into the mix and is just gets worse.

Sometimes alogs of cows are bigger cows than the cows they alog, and Melton is a brilliant example of that.
 
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right now I'm having this debate in my head (mind you- it's a gorgeous saturday):

Is Patrick S. Tomlinson more relatively likeable than THE QUEEN!!?

oddly- yes...yes he is, child

Melton has the likeability of a cold sore
The only child Pat ever harmed was the daughter that he abandoned...and any harm vs good that might have happened by his actions is highly debatable.

Melton is a predator. Every child he is around is at risk. Eventually a parent will end up doing a 16 month bid for manslaughter after shooting him in the head, assuming said parent has the world's worst attorney.
 
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