Pathways / Shout Out UK - Don't commit British Wrongthink or else you will get a purple haired artgirl!

[souschef]

Has anyone done an ultrasoy beta cuck run of the game yet? I need to know what the soy ending is.

You get stabbed by a paki in an alleyway

 

[Dr Cruel]

there is now a webbuild on itch.io if you want to play in browser and not download anything. no idea how long this will last lol

Itch.io is in fact troon and tankie infested. You have suitably amused me.

 

[srs bsns]

I've made my own shitpost version called "chudways"

Thanks for the game, gave me a few good laughs. Keks, even.

 

[Professor Booster]

I've made my own shitpost version called "chudways" which you can download and play below.

its fully voice acted ;^) and has 3 endings.

will take like 10 minutes to get all endings

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builds for windows, mac and linux included

EDIT

there is now a webbuild on itch.io if you want to play in browser and not download anything. no idea how long this will last lol

https://brunopowroznik.itch.io/chudways

Well done, that was a fine shitpost. Hearing a TTS voice say things like "fucking sandniggers" really puts it all together.

 

[souschef]

I went true fence sitter, half and half. The meter seems to swing completely from one end to the next when you alternate. My last choice was soy so the UK went (stayed) Islamic.

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So i'm supposed to side with the girl to get the chud ending? I don't trust women with weird hair colors

 

[James Howlett]

I've made my own shitpost version called "chudways" which you can download and play below.

its fully voice acted ;^) and has 3 endings.

will take like 10 minutes to get all endings

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builds for windows, mac and linux included

EDIT

there is now a webbuild on itch.io if you want to play in browser and not download anything. no idea how long this will last lol

https://brunopowroznik.itch.io/chudways

I cant decide if this is insufferable or hillarious. I guess it could be both.

 

[Endless Blabbery]

I've made my own shitpost version called "chudways" which you can download and play below.

its fully voice acted ;^) and has 3 endings.

will take like 10 minutes to get all endings

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builds for windows, mac and linux included

EDIT

there is now a webbuild on itch.io if you want to play in browser and not download anything. no idea how long this will last lol

https://brunopowroznik.itch.io/chudways

I just played it. I absolutely loved it. Thanks

 

[█████████]

Pathways makes me feel represented as a racist alt woman. Don't let libtards co-opt cool fashion.

 

[StacticShock]

Did the thread find out that the purple-hair is a self insert from one of the DEI women? I lost it since it's on twitter and I'm not on twitter on this machine, but it's hilarious, just a younger version. GIMME ATTENTION!!

this one?

if true then she's probably secretly enjoying being waifu'd, knowing how women work...

 

[Sekirodiealot]

I've made my own shitpost version called "chudways" which you can download and play below.

its fully voice acted ;^) and has 3 endings.

will take like 10 minutes to get all endings

Ver archivo adjunto 8422379
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Ver archivo adjunto 8422383
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builds for windows, mac and linux included

EDIT

there is now a webbuild on itch.io if you want to play in browser and not download anything. no idea how long this will last lol

https://brunopowroznik.itch.io/chudways

That has to be a parody.

 

[█████████]

That has to be a parody.

It is. It's a parody of the UK government's DEI propaganda game, "Pathways", which is in the original post. Maybe the original game should have been featured on the main page too, so people who haven't seen the original aren't as confused. But then again, it is on the first page.

 

[Vesperus]

It's not glitchy enough.

But a very enjoyable waste of time anyway.

 

[Rudy Coleman]

is is t.that a female girl?
oh my god, i gotta coom. im cooming ahhhhhhhh

 

[Ferryman]

The original """"game"""" is such brimstone that it might as well be a parody of itself. Gemmy work either way

 

[Hepativore]

So i'm supposed to side with the girl to get the chud ending? I don't trust women with weird hair colors

I thought that it was kind of sus because of how obvious it was and that I was opening myself up to get arrested by glowie infiltrators in the organization in the future.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

there is now a webbuild on itch.io if you want to play in browser and not download anything

Deliberately did all the "politically incorrect" choices out of curiosity, got "ENDING C: RETVRN" as a result.

 

[souschef]

I thought that it was kind of sus because of how obvious it was and that I was opening myself up to get arrested by glowie infiltrators in the organization in the future.

Yeah, exactly

Some weird girl comes calling me "fucking based" i immediately assume is a fed trap

 

[Markiplier's Basement]

A few complaints
1. I didn't have a wallet to give the brown people
2. nor did I provide directions on how to locate my prepubescent sister to the valid transwxmxn
3. I should've had the option to kick my transphobic child sister's teeth in

I really question your commitment to diversity

 

[Soyjak Enjoyer]

 

[dick brain]

That has to be a parody.

Yeah, a parodeez nuts in ur mouth.