Pastadome - A place for friends who are being too friendly in other threads.

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

And like clockwork, here is account 2.

Wait, what? Number 2? Why can't I be number 1?

Honestly, I take it as a compliment that you've worked me into this.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Wait, what? Number 2? Why can't I be number 1?

Honestly, I take it as a compliment that you've worked me into this.

Oh you'll always be number 2 to me in the shit sense.

.....and you walked right into that one.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Oh you'll always be number 2 to me in the shit sense.

.....and you walked right into that one.

...Son of a bitch.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Chick Parmesan heroes are the best hero sandwiches you’ll ever eat.

 

[Jimmy Durante's Ballsack]

This was the first real thread that had me regularly returning to KF

Kill yourself.

 

[kcbbq]

Oh you'll always be number 2 to me in the shit sense.

.....and you walked right into that one.

Jesus fucking Christ start taking your meds.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Jesus fucking Christ start taking your meds.

Don't ever make Jesus' name a curse word if you know what's good for you, faggot. I suggest you start wearing a bullet proof vest.

 

[kcbbq]

Don't ever make Jesus' name a curse word if you know what's good for you, faggot. I suggest you start wearing a bullet proof vest.

I'm sure Jesus is so weak and pathetic he needs you to hide behind.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

I'm sure Jesus is so weak and pathetic he needs you to hide behind.

LOL I'm so glad you said that. Oh this will be a fun month. California extradites you to your next trial big mouth. Jesus isn't the one who's going to die alone and forgotten in tard prison.

 

[TFT-A9]

LOL I'm so glad you said that. Oh this will be a fun month. California extradites you to your next trial big mouth. Jesus isn't the one who's going to die alone and forgotten in tard prison.

yeah OK Pam, start making shit happen any time now

 

[kcbbq]

LOL I'm so glad you said that. Oh this will be a fun month. California extradites you to your next trial big mouth. Jesus isn't the one who's going to die alone and forgotten in tard prison.

Paranoid schizophrenia isn't attractive, dude.

 

[TFT-A9]

Paranoid schizophrenia isn't attractive, dude.

people keep saying crazy lays are awesome but I really don't see the appeal of having a madwoman screech like a wounded animal as she rides your dick only to hop off, shit on your chest and accuse you of being a braineating alien as she brandishes a box cutter

 

[DocHoliday1977]

yeah OK Pam, start making shit happen any time now

Paranoid schizophrenia isn't attractive, dude.

Ok. You're not entitled to believe my beliefs. I wouldn't poke Jesus though. Trust me, this is not how you want to become a believer. And you will, you will believe Jesus is real, but you won't escape reality.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

people keep saying crazy lays are awesome but I really don't see the appeal of having a madwoman screech like a wounded animal as she rides your dick only to hop off, shit on your chest and accuse you of being a braineating alien as she brandishes a box cutter.

I'm not your wife.

 

[TFT-A9]

Ok. You're not entitled to believe my beliefs. I wouldn't poke Jesus though. Trust me, this is not how you want to become a believer. And you will, you will believe Jesus is real, but you won't escape reality.

Hey Jesus, you're a faggot. Strike me dead if I'm wrong.

I'm not your wife.

Good thing, too.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Hey Jesus, you're a faggot. Strike me dead if I'm wrong.

Good thing, too.

I find alot of people losing jobs lately. I also see people losing money too. Ok. I'll pray YHWH answers your request to be struck down.

Great thing. You're gross.

 

[TFT-A9]

I find alot of people losing jobs lately. I also see people losing money too. Ok. I'll pray YHWH answers your request to be struck down.

God ain't listening, sugartits

Great thing. You're gross.

you have no idea~

 

[kcbbq]

I find alot of people losing jobs lately. I also see people losing money too. Ok. I'll pray YHWH answers your request to be struck down.

Great thing. You're gross.

Jesus doesn't listen talk to you, those voices are just there because you don't take your meds.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

God ain't listening, sugartits

you have no idea~

Care to bet on that?

Jesus doesn't listen talk to you, those voices are just there because you don't take your meds.

I don't hear voices. At all. Never have.

But we can bet on this, if you're feeling froggy.

 

[TFT-A9]

Care to bet on that?


I don't hear voices. At all. Never have.

But we can bet on this, if you're feeling froggy.

yeah because making a bet with a psychopath who claims to talk to God has never ended badly for anybody

don't know who you think you're dealing with, Pam, but I'm nowhere near as dumb as the last poor bastard you lured to your bed